AOU: Remember when I said I'll only be updating this on Tuesdays? Well, I lied!
Neji: Unfortunately, we have to delete Shinobi Specialties because she used a Mulan song in that. Too bad
AOU: Um, yeah. If you want more of Shinobi Specialties, tell me via e-mail and I'll send it to you...
Sasuke:...maybe
Sasuke-Neji
Tenten-Hinata
Chouji-Shikamaru
Shino-Kiba
Lee-Naruto
Sakura-Ino
AOU: I'm exhausted! We have four projects at school!
Neji: haha
AOU: ...sigh. Anyway, thanks to those who reviewed! I won't be answering reviews in this story mainly because it's pretty troublesome unless there's something in one of the reviews that I just HAFTA answer!
Sasuke: uh...Fic start?
FIC START!
"Kai!" Ino yelled, forming the Kai seal. Looking up, she asked, "Did it work?" Everybody looked at each other, then down again. "Nope." sighed Neji.
"Fine! I have another idea!" Ino performed the seals for Shinokasushin no Jutsu again. "Ninpou: Shinokasushin no Jutsu!" She yelled. There was a burst of green light, then sakura flowers everywhere. Looking up again, she asked, "Did it work this time?"
"Uh...no." Shino sighed. Kiba glared. "Akamaru! Come!"
"Arf!" T: I want baby butts!
Nobody save Kiba understood what the heck Akamaru was saying so they didn't get it when Kiba gave a dramatic gasp and slapped his cheeks as if he had come out of a silent film.
"Akamaru! Bad boy! Say you're sorry!" Kiba yelled, stomping a foot. Which was funny considering he was in Shino's body while doing that. LOL
Akamaru didn't respond! Oh no! Suddenly...
"Meow." Everybody turned around a saw a black cat!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Lee. "IT'S A BLACK CAT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Don't be a wuss." sighed Kiba. "That's Akamaru."
"Meow." T: I want my body back!
"Um..guys? We have to focus!" Neji yelled, stomping his foot on the ground in impatience. Everybody looked at him.
"We have to learn how to act like the people we're stuck in. We have to learn their abilities! We have to fit in until 22 chapters are over!" Neji yelled in a riveting, moving, yet really gay speech. Sasuke's voice and body just aren't good for making any speeches. Neji thought to himself in a cold and very grumpy manner. Looks like my Main House/Branch House rants won't be as good in this stupid Uchiha's body...oh well, at least I can still use Chidori and Sharingan...
"Using Byakugan is probably just like Sharingan." shrugged Sasuke. "I'm good."
"Ah! I forgot! The Hyuugas have 360 degrees vision!" wailed Tenten. Sakura stared at her dispairingly.
"How can you forget? You're on the same team as Neji!"
"Well, it slipped from my mind after he touched me in the breast during training his Hakke: Rokujyuuyon shou!" yelled Tenten, managing to fight off the stutter that she kept wanting to use. "B-B-Besides! In H-Hinata's body, I can barely s-see where the hell I'm g-g-g-g-g-going!" Tenten bit back a scream of frustration as the over-exaggerated stammer at the end of her sentence.
Sasuke tried to walk right but instead, ended up crashing into a tree that was on his left side. "Dammit!" He yelled, grabbing everybody's attention. "I thought it would be okay to be Neji since we kinda act the same and with 360 degrees of vision, Jyuuken, and his Hakke crap thing, I thought it would be okay! But I'm directionally challenged! Neji! Why didn't you tell me you were directionally challenged!"
"You never asked." Neji said, offended. "I'm NOT directionally challenged!"
"Yeah!" Lee agreed. "He did fine in hide-and-seek, Twister, Pin the tail on the donkey, Man Hunt and Human Checkers!"
"Human...checkers?" Ino asked, raising an eyebrow.
"It's where you use Bunshin no Jutsu and use those Bunshins as the chips. The board is drawn by permanent marker or chalk or whatever." mumbled Tenten, once again fighting off the stammer.
"Sounds fun!" Naruto laughed.
"Let's just hurry up and try using our new abilities and stuff!" Chouji exclaimed, wanting to keep using Kagemane until his Chakra ran out.
"What are you guys doing? I'm trying to sleep!" Everybody, including Akamaru and the cat, spun around.
There was only one thing they could say. "Gaara!"
Meanwhile...
"I'm bored." Kakashi complained.
"Let's go home." Asuma sighed, smoking on another cigarette since the old one was long gone.
"Okay." Kurenai agreed.
And they all poofed home.
Meanwhile again...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed everybody save Hinata, Kiba, Temari and Kankurou. Hinata and Kiba because I don't really think they saw how scary Gaara was.
"Be quiet!" Gaara wailed, clutching his ears.
"Shukaku's asleep." Temari explained. "That's probably the only time Gaara's nice and normal. This happens every year at random times!"
"This only lasts for about, 22 days though." Kankurou shrugged.
"I have an idea!" Ino jumped forwards and did the seals. "Ninpou: Shinokasushin no Jutsu!"
Burst of green light. Sakura flowers. You know the drill.
"Kugutsu no Jutsu!" Kankurou yelled just in time and was saved! Yay! But he was transported to another dimension mainly because I don't like Kankurou.
However..."I'm stuck in Gaara's body!" Temari screamed.
"I'm...normal! And I can use a fan!" Gaara laughed like a maniac but it came out as Temari's voice. "...I'm a girl." Gaara got all sulky and sat on the ground, pouting. Temari's fan weighed him down so he looked like an old grandpa with a bent back.
"Geez...can this day get ANY worse?" Hinata yelled dramatically, placing a hand over her heart and starting to sing opera.
Everybody sweatdropped.
"Mew!" Akamaru meowed. T: PLEASE REVIEW!
AOU: now...
Sasuke-Neji
Tenten-Hinata
Chouji-Shikamaru
Shino-Kiba
Lee-Naruto
Sakura-Ino
Temari-Gaara
Neji: Why did you add Gaara and Temari? Why?
Sasuke: she's evil...
AOU: yes, I'm evil. I am..(thunder crashes) THE DARK WITCH!
Neji: (to Kiba) you just HAD to give her that nickname
Kiba: (shrug) Please review or...
AOU: I'll write a fanfic soon about Shino's b-day! Yay! And more! All one-shots unless I choose to continue! Yay
Kiba: Ahem. As I was saying...pleae review or Ino will use Shinokasushin no Jutsu on you and Orochimaru. You are warned...
Ino: heh heh heh...(starts forming seals)
Orochimaru: ...mommy...