Raven: OMG! I haven't been updating lately! SORRY!

Nightwolf: We've been so gosh darn busy with Konoha and Sand Shinobi we totally forgot about this fic, Shino's B-day and others!

Neji: You guys didn't FORGET completly though

Orochimaru: (mildly offended) Besides, is it THAT bad to switch with me?

Neji, Raven and Nightwolf: Yes

Orochimaru:...I did not like the way you guys responded like that so when I regain full access to my gosh darned arms, I will SMITE you all!

Raven: Sooo...while we wait to be so senselessly smashed to itty bitsies by Orochimaru, let's just begin the story!

Sasuke-Neji
Tenten-Hinata
Chouji-Shikamaru
Shino-Kiba
Lee-Naruto
Sakura-Ino
Temari-Gaara

FIC START

"Let's practice our jutsus first!" Hinata suggested, liking her new body by the second. Well, not in THAT way. Just in the way signifying that she liked not stuttering.

"Okay!" Agreed some random person I'm too lazy to name.

"Okay!" Everybody agreed to the random person.

So, everybody frolicked to the Survival Enshu place where Gai always trains his students for some reason in the Narutimate Hero 2 video game. Almost immediatly after they got there, Hinata placed two scrolls on the ground parallel to each other like she saw Tenten do during the prelims for the Chuunin exam. She performed the hand seals and yelled, "Soushouryu!" The scrolls shot up in smoky dragons and Hinata jumped up. However, just because she was in Tenten's body doesn't mean she rocks instantly at throwing stuff. She missed and fell on her arse while her scrolls just plummeted and one fell on her head like they always do in those cartoon shows way back in time.

"Okay..." Tenten sweatdropped. She tried turning on Byakugan but it wouldn't work. She turned to Neji, who was currently enjoying not being directionally challenged. "N-Neji! H-How do you use B-B-B-Byakugan?" Tenten asked, resisting the urge to mutilate Hinata after this.

Neji turned to her with a 'I'm too cool' look. "You concentrate your Chakra to your eyes." He said. Not very helpful.

"W-Well, in case you haven't n-n-noticed, I NEVER u-use Ch-Ch-Chakra in b-battles! I haven't the cl-cl-cl-clue as to how t-to use Ch-Chakra!" Tenten stammer-yelled back, stomping a foot on the ground. Nonetheless, she closed her eyes and concentrated, sending what she hoped was Chakra to her eyes. When she re-opened them, there was no change.

"D-D-Dammit!"

Sasuke was currently having his own set of problems. "Dammit!" He yelled as he crashed into a tree for the fourth time that minute. "Neji!" He yelled. "How do you walk this thing!"

Neji gave him his best 'I'm too cool' for you look while being offended. "Don't call my body a 'thing'." He snarled.

"What am I supposed to say then? How do I walk?"

"Er...yeah?"

Sasuke glared at him but ended up glaring at Ino, who eeped. "Grr..."

Neji rolled his eyes, enjoying not having 360 degrees vision for once. "Base your position by your...or my...blind angle."

Sasuke concentrated much like Tenten did. To his great anger, he couldn't find where the blind angle was. "DAMMIT!" He yelled. It showed a picture of Konoha, then Fire Country, then Earth, with Sasuke/Neji's screams still apparent.

Lee and Naruto were getting along pretty well. Naruto was enjoying running around fastlike, even though it pissed him off vastly that he wasn't allowed to use ninjutsu or genjutsu, as well as being extremely ugly. Lee was enjoying the effects of Bunshin, Kage Bunshin, Kawarimi, Henge, Oiroke no Jutsu (it knocked out Kiba and Gaara), Harem no Jutsu (that also knocked out Kiba and Gaara) and Rasengan. "Haha! I'm feeling extremely happy!" Lee laughed maniacally, thinking of all the things he was able to do now. Except that he was super slow and no longer a taijutsu mastah while Naruto was now super fast and a taijutsu mastah, mainly because he was restricted from all matters of ninjutsu and genjutsu!

Chouji kept using Kagemane no Jutsu on Shikamaru, who just laid there, asleep. Chouji was also pretty happy he was skinny mainly because he didn't like being fat. "Ninpou: Kagemane no Jutsu!" He performed the little hand seal thingy and caught Shikamaru again. He flapped his arms like a pigeon and Shikamaru did the same, even though he was snoring loudly.

Kiba kept trying to call Akamaru, in cat form, over to him. "Come, Akamaru!" Kiba cried, which was hilarious since he was in Shino's body at the time. Akamaru just stared at him. Kiba scowled, which you couldn't see considering Shino had those glasses on. "Akamaru! I'm Kiba! You know, Inuzuka Kiba. The guy who's your owner! The guy who has a vet for a sister! AKAMARU!"

Akamaru just kept snuggling up to Shino, who shuddered inwardly as he tried to get used to not having bugs in your body. For once, his sadistic mind was put to rest because there weren't other sadistic minds in his already sadistic mind to wreak some sadistic havoc. Wow! So much sadistic!

Ino and Sakura were having their usual faceoff.

"This is YOUR fault, Ino-buta!"

"Shut up, big forehead!"

"Ugly!"

"Bitch!"

"Fool!"

"Idiot!"

"Useless!"

"More useless!"

"That's not even an insult, you ahou!"

"Don't ahou me, you bakayaro!"

"Okama!" (mainly because this isn't rated to that level, okama is the worst F word in Japanese. You know...F-A-G...)

"GASP!" Ino gasped dramatically and pointed her finger at Sakura as if Sakura had just dissed the entire Yamanaka family. "YOU DISSED ME?" She screamed. Sakura stared at her blankly.

"Uh...yeah?"

Ino was about to throw a punch at her when Tenten grabbed her. "N-NO! You m-must not h-h-hit each o-other!"

Everybody stared at her. Finally, Neji said. "You never budge into their bitch fights, Tenten. Why the sudden urge to be nosy?"

Tenten glared at him. "H-Hinata's genes are st-starting to get at m-me!" She stammer-explained.

"You know, I'm feeling the greatest urge to kill my brother. Even though, for me, he's non-existant." Neji randomly said.

Sasuke also randomly said, "I'm feeling the sudden urge to murder everybody in the Main House, even though, for me, I wouldn't give a crap if the Main House just blew up..."

"That wouldn't be too nice." Hinata commented, shrugging and also resisting the sudden sadistic urge to kill Neji.

"Sakura-chan! LOVE ME!" Naruto burst out randomly. He grabbed Ino, who was in Sakura's body and Ino screamed.

Temari looked at herself. "Well, you know, if Shukaku was awake, I would be wanting to kill all of you in a sadistic, mental fashion!"

Everybody huddled away from her, even though they knew Shukaku was asleep and Temari was probably too wimpy to use sand to try and kill them since she's always tormented and threatened when her little brother is on a warpath of...SAND!

"I suddenly have the urge to say 'I love you' to...MMPH!" Gaara was about to say someone's name when Temari clasped her hand quickly over Gaara's mouth. "SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!" She hissed. Gaara took a hint and didn't say anything. However, Lee wasn't going to let that lie.
"Tell me, Gaara! Tell me who it is and I'll treat you to some miso ramen!" He grabbed Gaara's hands and his eyes became miniature fireballs.

Gaara repeated his sentence. "I suddenly have the urge to say 'I love you' to..."

And I'll just end it here!