"Darce, have a look at this."
"What is it?"
"A list of possible suitors for Miss Bennet. You are too preoccupied so I thought I would help you. What do you think of Mr Andrews?
"Too old."
"Mr Barton?"
"Too short."
"Mr Campbell?"
"Too plump."
"Mr Ellis?"
"Too loud."
"Mr Finch?"
"A dandy."
"Mr Gregory?"
"Too lazy."
"Mr Huntington?"
"A glutton."
"Mr Ingram?"
"A cad."
"Mr Jennings?"
"A clown."
"Mr Kendall?"
"Drinks too much."
"Mr Lambert?"
"Dim-witted."
"Mr Miller?"
"Poor dancer."
"Mr Nott?"
"Seriously? Do you honestly think Miss Bennet wants to be called Mrs Nott? I think not!"