Wafu: OMG, Goku in Saiyuki Gaiden is just the most adorable thing I've ever laid eyes on!
Reina:...okay
Wafu: ACK! I just want to grab himn and snuggle him!
Reina:...okay then
Wafu: Argh! Well, I just noticed how horrid my 5th chapter of Shinokasushin no Jutsu was and I was like "honestly...did I write that?" because no way would I sink so low
Reina: Yet you did
Wafu: EXACTLY! So I must regain some of my pride (er...) so I must, and I mean must, re-write this.
Reina: Wootz.
Disclaimer: I would actually not prefer to own Naruto, thank you very much, so you can guess I don't own it.
Sasuke-Neji
Tenten-Hinata
Chouji-Shikamaru
Shino-Kiba
Lee-Naruto
Sakura-Ino
Temari-Gaara
(That was mainly a reminder to myself)
FIC START
"...I have the sudden urge to say 'I love you' to..." He paused for some dramatics. "...NARUTO!"
Everybody, including Temari, gasped in horror and Naruto looked as if he would faint. (I'm totally against NaruTema by the way)
"Just kidding." snorted Gaara and looking generally as if he had never told a joke in his entire life. Everybody just stared at him. This is so totally random but I now actually regret killing off Kankurou in that chapter where the Sand Sibs were introduced. Oh, well. Nothing like the present to recitify THOSE mistakes!
"At least we know he can actually TELL jokes!" Kiba muttered to Chouji who nodded in reply. Gaara caught that and glared at the two offenders, who weren't exactly affected. Mainly because a glaring Temari wasn't as scary as a glaring Gaara.
Suddenly, the Jounin Teachers appeared from the heavens and crash-landed around our dear Genins (and Chuunin). "You guys are late for training!" exclaimed Kurenai. "You guys should be ashamed."
They all hung their heads sadly before something hit them. "Hey! There's no training today!" Sasuke yelled, pointing an accusing finger at Kakashi.
"Uh...yeah, there is." Gai said, shooting everybody 'looks'.
"Baki-sensei!" Temari was pointing at Baki. "What in tarnation are you doing here! We're in Konoha!"
Baki glared at Temari and Gaara. "Well, the same goes for you! Hey, where's Kankurou?"
Everybody exchanged looks. Well, on one hand, if they told Baki Kankurou had been blasted into a whole other dimension by our dear authoress, Baki would've flat out hurled them all into a mental asylum or knocked them flat for daring to lie to him. On the other hand, if they said Kankurou was just in the toilets, Baki would wait and if Kankurou didn't come out, he would get suspicious and knock them flat anyway. Plus, that was just mean.
So...Temari said hesitantly. "Well, Kankurou was blasted into this WHOLE OTHER dimension by the authoress...er...no...I mean, Orochimaru. So...we...decided...to meet together to see if he would come back?" She wondered if Baki would believe it.
To her surprise, he did. So they waited around for a while before Baki barked. "Gaara, why are you acting like a girl?" The real Gaara seemed rather offended by this and Temari-Gaara quickly said, "It's a special holiday in Konoha today. It's called..Be-The-Other-Gender Day!"
"No, it isn't!" exclaimed Gai. "YOU'RE LYING, LITTLE SAND MAN!"
"YES IT IS!" shrieked Ino, waving her arms like a chicken. "It's just out! Tsunade-sama ordered it!"
The 5 Jounins chuckled cheerfully and said, "Well, we can't argue with THAT logic!" The Genins (and Chuunin) exchanged looks and laughed nervously, all except Gaara, Neji and Sasuke. Mainly because they found no humour in that.
"Well..." Kurenai said after they all stood around for a while. "Looks like we'll have to hurry up and start training. It seems all of you guys are rather eager for it." Naruto and Lee exchanged looks. Sasuke glanced at Gaara. There was another awkward silence before Neji gathered himself to say, "Um...you guys can't be serious."
"YES, we are!" Gai screamed, waving an arm about. "It's not as if one of you used some sort of jutsu that somehow changed you guys' bodies around and you guys can't train mainly because none of you have mastered the other's body and it would be ludicrous yet funny to watch you train!"
That was so close to truth that Tenten let out a surprised gasp and Lee would've surely shouted, "HOW DO YOU KNOW?" if Shino had not shot him a 'look' at the last minute, effectively shutting him up.
The 5 Jounin teachers herded up their respective teams and went to their respective training areas. And, unless you're mentally stupid, you should probably know that the next chapter is about their TRAINING!