Wafu: Instead of having all the trainings in one chapter, I've decided to seperate it into 5 seperate chapters. Very smart, no?

Reina:...um...

Wafu: Hahaha! I've rendered you speechless, you damn crow!

Reina:...oh...

Wafu: WELL! It's time to start the fic

Reina:...doesn't...own...Naruto...

Sasuke-Neji

Tenten-Hinata

Chouji-Shikamaru

Shino-Kiba

Lee-Naruto

Sakura-Ino

Temari-Gaara

Fic Start

At the favorite-est training spot of Team Seven, Kakashi had assembled his 'students' there and was scrutinizing them with his one visible eye. Neji shifted nervously, wondering if Kakashi had remembered they had switched bodies. Lee was looking rather miffed at the fact he was being trained by Gai-sensei's rival and Ino just stood there, performing an impeccable Sakura, which is quite hard. It's extremely hard to just stand there and do nothing while other people are doing awesome ninja stuff right in front of you.

"Well," Kakashi said slowly. "I suppose we can start by throwing shuriken."

"Okay..." muttered Lee sullenly.

"I love shuriken!" Ino exclaimed in what she hoped was a perfect impersonation (is that how you spell it?) of Sakura. Unfortunately it wasn't but Kakashi didn't notice.

"Uh...okay." said Neji, not really knowing how to react.

As Kakashi set up the little target puppet things, the three ninjas had a little conference. "I wonder if Kakashi can tell we're not really Team 7 by watching us throw ninja stars?" Lee wondered out loud.

Ino rolled her eyes. "I doubt it, Lee. Kakashi's the Copy Ninja and all but I doubt he can tell if we've been switched!"

Neji wisely made no comment.

"Hey. What are you guys doing?" Kakashi raised an eyebrow at them and sweating profusely, Ino stammered, "Nothing! Kakashi-sensei! Heheheh..."

"Smooth." muttered Neji, rolling his eyes and ignoring the "look" that Ino was shooting him.

A bit later, as they were flinging shuriken onto the targets, Kakashi suddenly stopped Lee as Lee was about to chuck his shuriken at the target. "Naruto. Why're you holding your shuriken like Gai?" he asked curiously. "It's like you've been brainwashed by him or something."

Lee was about to make a comment and blow their cover when Neji butt in. "What are you talking about, Kakashi-sensei? He's not holding it differently."

This time, Neji was the object of Kakashi's scrutinizing look. "Sasuke, I've never heard you call me Kakashi-sensei. It's ALMOST as if you're respecting me now! Almost because you're still glaring at me as if I've just offended you to the degree that you hate me as much as Itachi."

Realizing that Uchiha would've been extremely pissed at that, Neji screwed his face up in what he imagined would be Uchiha's reaction that Kakashi's comment. In the end, he only ended up looking rather constipated. "I AM rather pissed." He said slowly, ignoring the snorting laughter from Ino. "It's just that...I have a fever." He finished lamely.

Kakashi raised an eyebrow. "Oh? Then do you want to stop training?"

"Of course not!" snapped Neji. "I just want to...uh...go home!"

"Hey, Sasuke-kun." Ino put special emphasis on the last word. "Where do you live? I've never seen your current house?"

Well, damn. Neji thought. He had no idea where Uchiha lived. Heck, he didn't even know what part of Konoha the Uchiha clan even resided in before the massacre! "Er...I live...southwest of here."

Kakashi blinked. "Sasuke...You live north of here."

"I moved because..." Neji's gaze fell on Naruto. "That ochikobore over there was annoying me and throwing paper airplanes at my window. So I moved."

"Really?" Kakashi said, sounding genuinely interested. He turned to Naruto. "Well, Naruto. You better apologize to Sasuke."

Lee realized he could twist this situation to his own needs and said suddenly. "Neji-kun! I mean, Sasuke! I will apologize only if I best you in battle."

"No, it's OK." said Neji quickly. He honestly didn't want to fight Lee. It wasn't a friend thing and it wasn't that he didn't have confidence that he would win. It was just...that it was very annoying. "I really don't need an apology, Lee...I mean, Naruto."

"NO! I demand that I apologize to you! And to do that, you need to best me in mortal combat!" Lee practically threw a hissy fit and Kakashi stepped in.

"Well, it seems that all of you don't appear to be in a very good mental state so I suppose we should stop today's training. What say you guys?"

"YES! I NEED TO GO HOME AND PRIMP MAH HAIR!" exclaimed Ino, eager to get away from the two guys.

"I need to go home and recycle all those stupid paper airplanes." said Neji, eager to get away from Lee.

"NO! I must fight Sasuke!" exclaimed Lee, sounding like he wanted to fight the actual Uchiha Sasuke more than Neji at the moment.

Kakashi made his escape at the moment, muttering something about the Icha Icha Paradise Movie 2 and the free tickets at the lottery. As soon as they were sure Kakashi was gone, they let out a breath and Neji said derisively.

"Thanks, Lee. Our cover was almost blown."

"It wasn't my fault!" Lee said quickly. "Neji-kun didn't want to fight me so it's pretty much your fault too!"

"MY fault?" gasped Neji, looking utterly offended. "Look, Lee.."

"YOU GUYS!" Ino said quickly. "Can we just go home now? I need to work...oh, wait." she finished glumly. "Sakura'll be taking my job for a while. That damn big-forehead better not disturb business..."

"Don't insult Sakura-san!" gasped Lee, looking as offended as Neji.

The three stood around awkwardly, realizing they were out of things to say to each other. Finally, Neji said, "Well, let's just...leave and put this incident behind us, shall we?"

"Yes, let's." muttered Ino.

And that was that.

Next Team Training: Asuma's Team!