"Why are we leaving tomorrow, Darce?"
"…"
"Why do you suddenly want to leave?"
"…"
"Where were you after dinner?"
"…"
"Did you go to the parsonage?"
"…"
"Did you see Miss Bennet?"
"…"
"Did you propose?"
"…"
"Finally!"
"…"
"Ooohhh… your understanding is not yet official."
"..."
"We are leaving so you can apply to her father."
"…"
"You should thank me for helping your cause. I told her how you prevented Bingley from forming an unsuitable attachment."
"What?!"
"You are most welcome. Glad to be of service. I would love to stand up with you."
"I suggest you stand far away from me before I throttle you."