A/n: This is a fanfic composed by my sister who doesn't actually watch lost and thinks its a waste of time and as she was telling me last night it is unbelievable. This is her version of the story when she came in my bedroom when i was watching lost and stayed there till 12! telling me about this. bare with me people. she has three people in her mind. This is before two for the road.
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Disclaimer: We don't own it.
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Chapter one- The Elephant.
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An elephant ran into the jungle with hurley riding on its back, holding onto its ears for dear life. Kate and Jack were there, naked, and then the chinse, (but actullay Korean.) couple were there. Jung and Sin or whatever (hopefully fully clothed) ran into the jungle when they heard cries of the elephant yelling "Elephant meat good for pregnant chinse lady." (I think they were meant to yell that instead of the elephant, but never mind) even though the father of her baby was some other chinse dude.
And so Jack (Still naked) got out his bow and arrow (which they dont have) and began shoting at the the elephant and then Hurly yelled at him "Dude I'm riding this thing, quit shooting at me." But jack shot an arrow through Hurley and he let go off the elephant's ears and fell off the side of the elephant. And then the elephant got scared by the naked people so it ran away through the jungle to join the polar bear. And the chinese people were like "Hurly is also good for pregnant lady"
And then Ana Lucia ran through the forest and Sawyer followed her, waving her skirt above his head, even though she only has one pair of jeans with a huge brown belt and golden buckle. And then Ana Lucia was all "Fk this, i die in the next episode anyway" and she took out her gun and shot herself. -
Next episode...who knows what is in my sisters mind.
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Disclaimer: We don't own it.
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Chapter one- The Elephant.
-
An elephant ran into the jungle with hurley riding on its back, holding onto its ears for dear life. Kate and Jack were there, naked, and then the chinse, (but actullay Korean.) couple were there. Jung and Sin or whatever (hopefully fully clothed) ran into the jungle when they heard cries of the elephant yelling "Elephant meat good for pregnant chinse lady." (I think they were meant to yell that instead of the elephant, but never mind) even though the father of her baby was some other chinse dude.
And so Jack (Still naked) got out his bow and arrow (which they dont have) and began shoting at the the elephant and then Hurly yelled at him "Dude I'm riding this thing, quit shooting at me." But jack shot an arrow through Hurley and he let go off the elephant's ears and fell off the side of the elephant. And then the elephant got scared by the naked people so it ran away through the jungle to join the polar bear. And the chinese people were like "Hurly is also good for pregnant lady"
And then Ana Lucia ran through the forest and Sawyer followed her, waving her skirt above his head, even though she only has one pair of jeans with a huge brown belt and golden buckle. And then Ana Lucia was all "Fk this, i die in the next episode anyway" and she took out her gun and shot herself. -
Next episode...who knows what is in my sisters mind.