A/N: Just again, this is done by my sister, she is crazy, ya know, this is before the episode Two for the road.
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Disclaimer:Ummm, nope we don't own it, or the other three people in my sisters head.
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Chapter two- Down the Hatch.
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Previously on Lost: There was an elephant, and Jack killed Hurly with a bow and arrow and then Ana Lucia shot herself.

John Locke was underground, because there was this whole massive system underground with proper working toilets,(Called the Dharma hatches/Stations) and he was staring at this thing, with his hands holding his head going "Ommmm, I am John Locke, and I will open this thing, even though I dont know what it is with my own mind. Ommmm." Like those meditating people only he wasnt sitting cross-legged, well he could have been. And then Kate and Jack saw him and go "Wow John Locke, what are you doing?" And so John Locke repeated himself, "Ommmm, I am John Locke, and I will open this thing, even though I dont know what it is with my own mind. Ommmm." And then Sawyer came running in, wearing Ana Lucia's skirt around his head in memory of her and Kate and Jack got bored so they went off to feed Kate's pony. (What)
And Sawyer was all "Hey, Mr John Locke, what are you doing?" And so John Locke repeated himself, "Ommmm, I am John Locke, and I will open this thing, even though I dont know what it is with my own mind. Ommmm." And then Sawyer goes "Hey, there's a button here, I wonder what'll happen if I press it"
And John Locke goes "No, i'm going to open this thing, even though I dont know what it is with my unbelievable brain power." And Sawyer goes "Whatever" and presses the button and then BOOOOM they all got blown up. (And again, What? The button does nothing as we all heard from henry gale)
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Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.