hello folks. My second random Zelda fic. Enjoy...
Disclaimer: i don't own zelda, i'm just screwing with it!
So, let's start with our main character. Link? Yeah right, screw him. (for now.) the main character is ME. The, um, co-character…yeah that works...is Link of course. But back to me! (no I'm not self-centered). Some describe me as a palm tree. I've been called Malcom X before. (I don't look like him anymore, so phew) I'm a cocoa man. (I'm a mixture of colors!) I've also eaten devil fruit and possess rubber powers.
Okay, that's not true. But here is my description that will probably stay with me throughout the whole story. Tall, tan, handsome? (yes indeedie!), blue glasses, chucks, jeans, green long sleeve shirt, and wild fuzzy hair!
(and just to be fair) here's LINKS description. Blue fairy, blonde hair, green…um everything, brown boots, and um…pretty blue eyes!
Anyhoo, let's begin shall we?
So, here's me, right? Just kickin back, and relaxin. Turning on my 64 about to play one of the greatest games EVER.
"Time's to play me some Zelda, dizzle!"
And then I think…wouldn't it be awesome to have an adventure like that? Well, sure…if I wasn't such a wussy, not to mention I have no idea how to play an ocarina. (I'm really not a wussy, it's just that sometimes I- AHHHH SPIDER ON THE KEYBOARD WTF!)
(who actually shouts 'wft' instead of the actual sentence)
(me, that's who)
Anyhoo, I'm turning on my good ol 64 when um…shiny stuff….and me…um, magic….er…..i dunno, either way, I just get sucked in. Got it?
Of course you do!
So, I'm flying through a portal of colors, flying down the spiral of depression and retardedness.
"why is this happening!" I shout, frantically.
"Plot device, Mr. Frodo, plot device!" a voice calls out.
"My name is Taylor"
"Whatever, oh and try not to die when you're there," the voice giggled (like a little girl)
and so I end up crashing through the roof of a tree house. After I get back to my feet, and fix my crooked neck, I notice a blonde boy sleeping in his bed.
"Aw crap."
Um, review please?