Ah yes man, um….uh….(checks reviews) Ah, yes bushes283 I do indeed watch legendaryfrog, because Joseph blanchette is the man!

Not to mention a lot of other flash cartoonist.

But anyhoo, onto another chapter!

Okay, resuming the story…

Where was i? Ah, yes, so there I am, about to fight off a whole hoard of pirate who were trying to steal my lunch when….wait a minute….

Somethings not right…

OH right, they were Ninjas. Silly me.

sometime later…

…and that's why I wear these brown shorts all the time.

Anyhoo, back to the bigger story.

Ah, yes, I was in the house (if you could call it that) of Link! I'm still my age of 17 (well, soon to be 17. Yes, my birthday, worship me!) and link is um, 10?

Yes, let's say ten.

"Ah, look at him. So young. So innocent," I smiled to myself.

And that's when I smile evilly. Psh, like I really have anything sinister planned. Well, perhaps a prank. Heh, just think of it. The Hero of Time gets pranked, by someone as stupid as me.

But before I can even continue this, um, pleasant thought, a blue ball of light zooms past my head.

"Hey, Link! Wake up!"

that's when I remember. AGH! I've played this game before and this fairy never shuts the hell up! It's always "hey" or "listen". So, with that said, I grab the ball of light and choke it to death.

Yup. Just like that.

Navi is no more.

I suppose by doing that, I've ruined Majoras Mask, if ya know what I mean. Eh…sue me.

"Hey, Link. Wake up!" I shout to him.

"Wharg?" he slurs.

Just to creep him out, I put on the creepiest face I can and smile widely saying "HEEELllllllooooooooOOO"

"Ack! Who are you?" he cries. (like the baby he is)

"I'm um…Navi?"

"Works for me…."

And we know he'll fall for it, mwahahah. And I know where to go and what to do in this game, so ha! (doesn't mean I can do it well.)

So, since I'm 'Navi' I try my best to be like her!

"HEY! LISTEN" I scream right in his face.

"Geez, I'm right here. You don't need to shout."

Heh, but I did. So take that.

"Link, come with me, the Deku Tree has summoned you….in attack mode. So go find your Kokiri sword so your attack is raised by 1000"

"Um…kay…?" Link is definitely confused

And so the two of us head outside, where a girl with green hair approaches. Hey, aren't you glad I didn't say something like, "hot green haired girl"? That'd be kind of creepy since I'm 17 in this game, and they're very…young….

So that's why I say something stupid like

"hey, come see me in ten years."

To which she replies, "oh silly, Kokiri's never grow up."

…………..damn.

So, after that Link runs off to find a sword, while I go ahead to the deku tree. But, again, something gets in the way. This time, a ginger midget.

He's probably saying why he won't let me through but all I hear is "I'm a tool, I'm a tool, a big tool. Tool, tool, tool"

Er I mean, something else….totally not stolen. :-D

Link returns with an awesome sword. Naturally, the midget is jealous and starts to heckle us further. So, I do what most people would've done (or what most game players want to do, or at least I do anyway)

BAM

I punched him, right in the face!

Ah, that felt good.

And so with that, me and um that one kid head off to the tree of giantness.

NEXT EPISODE!

To tree, or not to tree!

Mwahaha, get it?

Okay, not that funny.