You know, i don't like this "hits" thing. I dont like knowing how many people are looking but not reviewing. Then again, this is a crap-bad fic. But hey, it's already made a fav list. Hooooorah
Anyhoo, onward!
And so Link and I journey towards the tree. And just so things are fair. I am now um, 10 years old as is Link. I dont remember if this was mentioned in last chapter and i'm too lazy to check, so i'll say it now.
Link ran off to find his sword while I was supposed to take care of getting him a shield. Um...except it didn't really do it.
"Whatta you mean you didn't get my shield?" Link raged.
"Relax. Instead I got these sweet Aerosmith tickets!" I smiled.
"How am I supposed to protect myself" Link cried.
"Well, I suppose you can use this live monkey I just found" I smiled again, handing him the monkey.
And without time to argue, Link strapped the helpless monkey on his back. And in no time at all we reached the tree.
"oh link, and um..." the tree begins to say.
"Navi..." I whisper and wink to him.
"um...never mind, you two, please listen to my words..."
I totally didn't listen to his words. And before I knew it me and that freak with the green hat were in the depths of the tree.
"Hey, you know how big of a flame we could make if i set him on fire from the inside?" I asked link.
"don't you dare think about it!" Link retorted. (yeah, more like retarted.)
"Yeah, well screw you, link!" I reply.
And so we journey, at one point Link got a slingshot. I stole it and hit him a few times, but eventually gave it back...the little baby. ...anyhoo, after toil and um more toil we make it to some deku scrub...who's all like:
"nyeah, i'm cool. You'll never get me"
and we so did.
"here's the code. 2...3...1. 23 is number 1 don't forget!" the scrub said as he ran away
"i forgot." i said to link.
"I hate you" Link glares at me.
but eventually we finally get to the main boss. I think her name was Gotta, or gotho, or gamgee, something that started with a G.
Link took her down easilly with his slingshot. I cheered her (er i mean, link) on mostly.
And like that, we left the tree...
I hope this doesn't suck (that bad)