Hmm, I updated sooner than I thought I would. Um, cool? Anyhoo, enjoy this chapter (and review it!)

Oh, and I changed my story title from "Screw You, Link" to what it is now thinking that Link fans will get mad, ya know, something like "Screw Link? No, screw YOU Mad Logger!" and i'd be like "ouch".

Yeah, I hope no one thinks I hate Link. I just love messing with him.

ANYanyhoo, carry on.

And soon, before I know it, the two of us are already outside of the Deku Tree. The wise Tree could only stare at us in confusion. I suppose me with a few tears in my clothes, and Link with a black eye might've been the cause.

"What the bloody hell happened to you two?" Deku (as I have decided to call him) demanded.

"Eh, we had a fight over the heart container," I smiled sheepishly.

"I need it more than you!" Link glared.

"I know. I did it just to mess with ya." I smiled again.

Deku could only sigh at the two idiots in front of him. The main idiot was me of course, but Link was an idiot by association. Meaning...since he's with me and i'm with him, we're both idiots now. (ha, take that Link).

"Forget it. Now pay attention you two...listen to the words I am about to tell thee..." Deku began.

Naturally, I fell asleep...and yes, I missed every important bit of detail that I probably should've listened to.

"You probably should've listened," Link advised.

Told ya.

"Here is the stone, the stone that the man of the desert wanted so much that he put this curse on me," Deku finished.

And without warning, a shiny green and gold stone appeared as if from nowhere and made it's way to Link.

"Don't worry, Great Deku Tree, with this stone, I shall-" Link started.

"OMG SHINY OBJECT!" I screeched as I lunged for the rock.

Naturally again, (well not really, it was more like luck and good agillity) I obtained the stone, which I later learned was called the um...er...I already forgot. Oh well.

"I shall call this the Chaos Emerald!" I announced.

"Wrong name. Wrong game." Link simply said.

"Hey, is this your fic or mine?" I countered.

"I want nothing to do with your crack-pot mind! It's my adventure anyway!" Link raged, snatching my 'chaos emerald' back.

And with that, the tree sent us on our way...

...without dying of course. Gosh, I keep forgetting important stuff like that. Oh well, minor detail really. On the plus side, since I punched out Mido a few chapters back, he wasn't around to complain to me and Link about it.

Anyhoo, on the way out, a lovely girl with green hair stopped by to see us off.

"I'll miss you so much Madlaro (a weird version of "The Mad Logger")," Saria cried.

"Hey, what about me?" Link also cried.

"We've been friends for so long," Saria cries as she hugs me good-bye.

"Um, no you haven't. That was us." Link muttered.

"I hope we see each other again," Saria smiled.

"Me too," I smiled back.

"I hate you both," Link grumbles.

"Oh yeah, good bye to you too, um...uh..." Saria stalled.

"LINK! My name is Link! You've known me for years! We've been friends! You've just met this guy! Gah!" Link raged (yet again).

"Huh? I'm sorry did you say something?" Saria asked, snapping out of her daydreams.

"Forget it..."

And finally, the two of us set off to the Hyrule Castle. At least that's where I think we're going. Depends on if Link tries to kill me or not. I guess we'll see.

As always, please (I said please! Nicely!) read and review. That means YOU!