Hey…..R & R, and I'll do a funny dance. That means read AND review, not just read. Or scim, or gaze, or glance!

That means YOU.

Anyhoo…

"Ah, Hyrule Field….such a vast piece of land" I smiled, gazing into the area.

"How did you know of this place?" Link questioned.

"um….internet."

Yes, so we join our heroes! Well, Link the hero, and me the tagalong. (I'm having a lot of fun by the way stalking Link. (Link Fangirls squeal with jealousy)).

Yes, it's all good fun and whatnot, but before we can even take one step into said glorious field, the two of us are stopped by an owl of sorts. Actually a rather freakin huge owl.

"Why hello there, young hero. On your adventure are you?" he smiled insanely.

"Who the bob dole is he? Can we eat him?" I asked Link.

"Shut it, it's time for our piece of wisdom," Link growled.

"Wait, we're getting a Triforce piece this early?" (I am obviously surprised.)

"I said 'shut it'," Link repeated.

But I obviously don't get it. What the fruit is going on here? And what's with the flippin bird? I still think we should've killed it, burned it and ate it.

"let me begin," the owl smiled (yes, insanely still).

Several hours later…

"Damn, are you done yet?" I raged.

"Not quite-"

And that's when I struck him with a rock. Yay, I have good aim…but only in this story. Luckily enough for me, Link didn't really care. Does he ever?

And so, the two of us crossed the very long field. For those who remember playing the game should also remember that it always becomes night by the time you reach the castle gate. I knew, and I preferred we got in before we're locked out.

"Why the hell are you shoving?" Link muttered.

"We gotta hurry. I'm you flippin fairy, obey me!"

Unfortunately we didn't make it. Actually we tried to jump for it just as it was going up, but to no avail. We both fell in the water.

"I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet!" Link cried.

"What the hecks are you talking about?"

"Nothing….nothing at all," Link said mysteriously.

"Well, with the castle locked up, I think we should go somewhere before-"

But of COURSE it's too late; the skeletons and zombies are already popping out of the ground. Just great.

"Quick! To Karkariko Village or Lon Lon Ranch!" I scream, listing off the two nearest places.

"Huh?" Link is obviously clueless.

"Never mind!"

Hopefully we won't be eaten by Zombies.

Did we die? Find out next time. ……Maybe….