Dress:
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A ball of orange fluff in a green gingham dress sped between the trees of Anytown. "Reeeowr!" it cried, swinging its net down with a fwump. Checking the net, it realized that the coveted Birdwing had fluttered away, and it groaned in frustration.
The lazy-eyed tiger who'd been watching the spectacle stroked his furry chin thoughtfully. "Missed him again, eh, Tangy?" he asked, even though the butterfly's escape was more than painfully obvious. "Maybe next time, right, mango?"
Tangy squinted. "Why are you bothering me, Rowan? It was your stalking that threw me off!"
Rowan considered this, a devious look crossing his face. "Or maybe it's love, mango. Has Tangy got a crush on old Rowan? It's okay to admit it, you know. Chicks dig my big muscles, mango."
The little orange cat shot him a look of pure venom. "I know you're new here, Rowan, so I'm going to forgive you this once, but you have to realize: I. Am. Not. A. Girl. Reeeowr!"
Rowan backstepped, his eyes wide. "You're a dude, mango?"
Nodding, Tangy exchanged his net for a fishing pole. "Yes. I'm a dude, reeeowr."
"But-" Rowan stammered. "You're wearing a dress!"
Tangy shrugged and started off toward the beach. "It's a free country."
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lol, I wrote this 'cause I thought Tangy was a guy for like a week when I first started playing Animal Crossing. Then he started talking about dresses and I was like, "wtf, are you a girl, or a crossdresser!"
…I opted for crossdresser. 83
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