It's hard to believe a year ago I started this little adventure as a one shot, that's right I never intended things to go this far… but I'm glad I did!

In honor of my 27th Birthday, We give you four chapters!

Written in the Stars
By Gilmoregirl1979 (the reigning Quote Queen)

Rating: PG-13

Hi this is your friendly disclaimer: I REJECT ASP's REALITY AND SUBSTITUE MY OWN! Once again, I don't own (DAMN IT! DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT!), No Harm No Sue.

R/R: yes please I love reviews; I wanna marry them (as previously stated, I have strange passions.)

Summary/ The Q: AW If you DON'T KNOW BY NOW! HURUMPH!

LUVZ: I miss you!

FEATURED BETA: Localizy, WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE

A/N: I have to say it now... I... Am...So ... DAMN... PROUD OF THIS CHAPTER
worth the wait? for QUALITY FAN FICTION? you tell me... R/R

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Chapter 44:
Stuck In The Middle With You

Since Easter Lorelai was a little down and diminished from her normal perky attitude. Lorelai's fight with her mother made her absolutely certain she wouldn't get an invitation to Thanksgiving this year, especially if Lorelai was still defiantly dating Luke come November. Emily just didn't understand how perfectly they fit together, how they complimented each other. It seemed pointless to even try and clue Emily in on how wonderful Luke really was since she was so decided in her opinion of the humble diner owner. When they left at Easter, neither Emily nor Lorelai made mention of seeing each other for Lorelai's upcoming birthday, usually another obligatory occasion.

Most everyone in Stars Hollow knew that the first week of April meant the approach of Lorelai's birthday. Usually Lorelai and Rory threw a grand party just like for Rory's birthday party but, once again, this year meant an adjustment was needed since Luke was in the picture.

Luke appreciated Lorelai's discreet family celebration of his birthday and he wanted Lorelai's to be just as special. He enlisted Rory and Mia's help and then, reluctantly, he approached Taylor as well.

"Well, we've never had a carnival just for someone's birthday before; usually women are busy running from their ages," Taylor observed snidely.

"Well, I don't need to tell you that Lorelai is different," Luke highlighted.

"You have a point," Taylor stroked his beard, "but I just don't want to start a precedent Luke. If I give into you and let you throw this huge party then everyone will be asking me for favors."

"Then don't call it Lorelai's birthday party, have a spring fair or something... just make sure it's on her birthday weekend. You could even recruit her help at the town meeting, but just don't bring up it's her birthday. Everyone else can know, but not Lorelai."

"Well, I must say I'm glad you are turning around for this young lady."

"Taylor please, stop while you are ahead, this year just has to be special…"

"Well, you know I may someday come to ask you for a favor," Taylor alluded.

"Who are you the Godfather?" Luke shot off.

"Actually I am, to my sister's son, Gene. I have pictures…"

"Forget it, Taylor," Luke said as he stalked off. Taylor decided to help Luke out and had his own suspicions about what was going to happen at the fair but kept them to himself until he had information from Patty that was more concrete.

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"Wow!" Lorelai took her glasses off and rubbed her eyes.

"What's wrong?" Luke asked.

In the living room at the Crap Shack, Lorelai was curled up on the couch, with papers and a clipboard in her lap, and she sighed, "Going to be a busy summer, that's all…" She felt a headache coming and tried to ward it off by pinching the bridge of her nose.

"Why?"

"Well, Taylor has this new fair thing cooked up for the middle of April and right before my birthday to boot. I swear that man isn't going to be happy until he has a festival for every month, not that my birthday isn't important to commemorate," she said jokingly.

Luke smiled, knowing all about the fair thing since it had been his idea. "I love that I don't have to go to town meetings anymore because you will tell me all the highlights," Luke leaned down to kiss her, then sat with her taking her feet in his lap to massage them since she had worn another pair of those ridiculous heels all day again.

"To top that off apparently my reputation as a wedding planner extraordinaire has gotten out…" Lorelai flipped through some papers she brought home from the Inn, "I don't think we've had so many weddings in a row before; every weekend in May and June is booked solid, we don't even have room for our usual tourist traffic because of all of the wedding guests. I've had to research other places for people to stay, and I hate turning people away. Luke, would you build an addition onto the Inn so I don't have to be a meanie head and turn people away anymore?"

Luke chuckled as he kept rubbing her feet, "I can't do it by myself."

"What? Rory said you used to do construction, didn't they teach you that thing where you go into the wilderness with a pocketknife and build a shopping mall?"

"No, I did houses, not hotels…"

"Inns," Lorelai corrected. "I don't even know if I can take the time off for our ball games… you said May right?"

"Yeah, the Yankess and Red Sox game."

"And that's in New York…" Lorelai groaned, unsure if she could get away now.

"Well, maybe I can do a few things around the Inn, fix up the potting shed or something to bargain with Mia to let you off."

"You're sweet."

"Hey, I just want my belated Christmas present."

Lorelai leaned her head back and closed her eyes and tried not to be too overwhelmed by her daunting summer.

"So," Luke tested, gauging her reaction, "a lot of weddings this summer?"

Lorelai sighed heavily and repeated, "A lot of weddings…ooo right there… that thing with your thumb…"

Luke repeated the rhythms on her foot as she sighed and finally started to calm down.

Lorelai was relaxing like putty in his hands and without realizing it Lorelai absently sang to herself, "For they say when you marry in June… you will always be a bride…"

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The Tuesday before Lorelai's birthday, Mia called Lorelai into her office. Lorelai never lost that sent to the principal's office feeling when someone in authority wanted to see her, even though she had grown so accustomed to it in her teens.

"Lorelai, how long have we known each other?" Mia posed.

"Well, over ten years."

"Good, now, I want you to know, that have the utmost faith in your abilities; however, I just realized how many weddings are popping up here over the summer and I want you to know that I don't expect you to handle it all yourself…"

Lorelai was a bit relieved, "Well, thank you, I have to admit I was a little overwhelmed when I saw the reservation book."

"Very good, I wanted to let you know that if you wanted to hire additional people to help that you could."

"Me? Hire? But Mia…"

"Aw, you are usually an excellent judge of character, no doubt a trait you get from Rory," Mia joked.

"But Mia, that's your job… I mean who am I to be hiring people?"

"You have been the backbone of this Inn for long enough, I have complete faith in you…"

"But…. whoever I … hire," it sounded so strange to Lorelai, "they are going to be on your pay roll…you will have to pay them…"

"Well, generally that is expected and required by law. So you better make sure that we get our money's worth and see that they are people you can get along with, have a certain chemistry with everyone else, and are fun to work with, after all, this summer we will need lots of good humor around."

"But when you hire someone are there are like… forms and background checks or something?"

"Aw, well I'll show you all about that, not to worry. Just consider this an expansion of your duties." Mia's tone changed, "There is another thing I would speak to you about…"

Lorelai reflexively sucked in air, hoping she wasn't flinching, "Yes?"

"There has been a terrible oversight on my part; it seems I forgot to get you a birthday present."

Lorelai let out her held breath, is that all? "Oh, Mia, please don't worry about it…it's not for…"

"How about a promotion instead?"

Lorelai's eyes were wide and fixed on Mia, "What?"

"I said I forgot your birthday present…"

"No, no, after that."

"Oh, well you've proven yourself responsible juggling a daughter and a job. I've known you longer than anyone else here, and as I said you are the backbone of this Inn, Lorelai. I want to make you Executive Manager of the Independence inn."

"Is this like an April's fool joke or something?"

Mia simply said, "No," ever the straight man, that is, lady.

Lorelai stood up, "Are you kidding?"

"Of course," and after a pause, "I would never forget your birthday…" and Mia pulled a gift from behind her desk.

Lorelai was confused, not knowing if she should open the gift or ask if she really just became executive manager of the Inn.

Lorelai sat down, afraid to ask, and when she opened the large box to find a vintage style blue coat.

"It's not exactly like mine… but I hope that it will keep your paws off mine."

"It's beautiful…thank you," then Lorelai saw the nameplate beneath the fabric, it read Lorelai Gilmore, Executive Manager. "Mia!"

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"Luke!" Lorelai had made it a habit of bursting into the diner when she was excited.

"What?" seeing how quickly Lorelai came in Luke automatically assumed the worst, "Is everything okay?"

"Yes, everything's fine! You won't believe it! Mia gave me a promotion."

"Wow, that's great!" Luke suddenly hugged her in the middle of the diner.

"Yeah, but you're not gonna guess how big a promotion. Since Carly decided she wants to be a stay at home mom, noble profession that that is, Mia wants me to be the executive manager! I'm gonna run the place now!"

"Lorelai that's terrific."

"I know," with a wide hyperactive giddy smile.

"But what about Mia?"

"Oh, she'll still own it and be around to help out, but since I've been around the longest, and am by far the most dedicated, she wants to pass the torch to me…" she said with mock humility.

"Wow… well we have to celebrate."

"Really?"

"Yeah, you, me, Rory… I'll make dinner, anything you want or we could go out, whatever you want."

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Lorelai had decided on homemade Luke feast to celebrate. Rory had been so happy for her mom, insisting that her and Luke would take care of everything, that she should lounge about relax and not lift a finger since she was now the boss. They had planned to watch Working Girl, but Rory was tuckered out in her room from cooking and from a "Danes food coma," which was a common result when Luke made wonderful food for the Gilmore girls. Her absence left the adults alone and to their own devices for entertainment.

Upstairs, Luke held Lorelai close after their more private celebration. Noticing the content look on Lorelai's face, Luke wondered if Lorelai was thinking the same thing he was, and had to ask, "So… how are you doing?"

"Good. Real good. Life is real, real good. God, how is it I never get tired of doing that with you?" stroking his arm again.

"Well, it's because I'm so irresistible."

"No kidding." Lorelai thought about the situation more, and sighed, "It's funny how all the pieces are finally falling into place." She grazed up and down his arm with her fingertips, "For the first time in my life I feel at peace," and she put her hand on her heart to illustrate her point.

"You're not gonna become a Buddhist are you?" he teased.

"No."

"Good, cause I like your long hair."

"Luke…"

"Yeah?"

"I love you."

Luke smiled at her words, "I never get tired of hearing that…" and he kissed her earlobe.

"I know," she grinned.

It was a perfect moment. Sure there weren't violins playing in a romantic locale, but there was enchanting moonlight through the window, the woman he loved in his arms, and a thought he couldn't shake from his head, "Lorelai."

Lorelai was already dozing off exhausted from their celebration, "Hmm?"

Come on Danes, you're gonna do this now? Right after you've had sex? "I know your birthday is coming up…"

"Mmm hmm"

"And well, I didn't know what to get you…" This is so stupid, she's gonna say no…

"Mm kay," she said just about ready to drift off to sleep.

"Lorelai?"

"Hmm?" with her distracted contented smile.

The words came out before Luke could stop himself, "Will you marry me?" Luke had intended to wait until right after the April Spring Fling Fair in the square and her actual birthday to propose, but Lorelai said it, all the pieces had fallen into place. It appeared that Lorelai had rubbed off on him and made Luke impulsive.

Lorelai pulled away from Luke as if she had been burned, her eyes wide and when she found her voice again, "That is not funny!"

"It wasn't supposed to be," he shrugged.

"Why would you joke about that?" Lorelai accused.

"Because it's not a joke."

"What are you and Mia in on the April fool jokes!" she stared at him indignantly waiting for a response, but then again, Luke was also waiting for a response. "Luke? No, no, you're not serious… you're asking me now? Because you didn't know what to get me for my birthday? Because I got a promotion?" Lorelai tried to keep from laughing,

"No, because I'm in love with you and at Easter you let your mother know that we were long term…"

"Well, what about Rory?"

"I'll adopt her," he shrugged.

"He says as if it was a natural conclusion," Lorelai said sarcastically to no one in particular.

"It is. We can be a family…a real family…"

"What?"

"You said it yourself in November, the two of you are my family. Her dad isn't around and I can be here, I want to be here… for both of you."

"Luke …" she was now getting scared, worried that maybe she dropped some sort of unconscious, unintentional clue to Luke that this is what she expected of him, but he's been talking this way for months… and obviously he had everything thought out, "I'm not asking you to do this…"

"I know, I'm asking because I want to and I'm still waiting for an answer."

She started to try and laugh it off again, "It's too soon, you're not serious," still unable to believe the situation was really happening, though she knew in her heart that question must have been on Luke's mind everyday since last year.

Like a magician, Luke pulled out a small velvet box out of nowhere, "Dead serious."

Lorelai's wide eyes locked on the small box in his hand, "What is that?" loving the sight of it, but fearing it the same time.

"Open it," Luke handed her the small box.

For the first time, Lorelai did as she was told, and opened the box and her breath caught in her chest.

Smiling at her reaction, Luke explained, "It was my mother's".

"Luke, you can't give me your mother's ring."

"I'm only giving it to you if you say yes."

Lorelai hesitated for a few moments, overwhelmed with thoughts and emotions.

"Lorelai, did you ever think that this might not be about you, that this is about what I want. I want you and Rory. I want us to be a real family."

Lorelai's gaze was fixed on the ring, "Can I think about it …" then she turned to him, "please, this isn't a rejection but … isn't this … too soon? I mean, we only known each other what a year? I mean, are we ready for this?"

"You're the one who said we should move in? Were we ready for that?"

"But you're talking about marriage and adoption? That's really permanent stuff..."

"Till death do us part," Luke tucked her hair behind her ear.

"Luke, do you even know how long adoptions take? I mean …you'd be taking us on full time. That is a lot of responsibility… we can be a handful …"

"Don't I know it," he stated frankly.

"Can I, please, just ask Rory what she thinks... we've always had a democracy, and we need to vote if we … well, I guess you already are in the club house full time."

After a moment, Luke allowed, "Talk to Rory, that's fair," knowing he already had Rory on his side, "then you can have this when you say 'yes'." He was about to take the box away, but Lorelai held it close, nearly out of his reach, not wanting to let go of her new treasure.

"Wait, can I show it to Rory… it may help your case," she smiled lamely.

Luke smiled at her. "You can have it for 24 hours, after that only when you say yes."

"Deal," She smiled.

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"How do I know he's not pulling a Jerry McGuire and not marrying me to get to my kid," Lorelai slapped her hands to her sides as she finished a rant about her situation.

"You don't give a girl a ring like that to get to a kid. You give the kid the ring." Sookie was exasperated with Lorelai dragging her on this little errand, but she was excited at the possibilities if things went the way she hoped. "You are seriously taking it to an appraiser? Like Luke is some con artist?"

"No, I just, I don't know. It's just if I say yes, and we get married it's bound to come up if I tell my parents."

"If you tell your parents? Like that's an option, you just won't tell them you're getting married," Sookie said sarcastically.

"Maybe getting married. I'm not exactly comfortable with them knowing what's going on with me… I mean I was mortified at 16 when they found out I had sex…"

"Only because you were having a baby…"

"Well…that is why I've had kept the Hartford life so separate all these years …I mean…after the Christmas fiasco."

"But to not even invite them? Your own parents should come to your wedding, you are their only daughter and, God willing, it's the only wedding you will ever have…"

"My maybe wedding, you don't know my parents and whose side are you on?" Lorelai admonished. "Maybe I could tell them that we broke up and Luke could just stay home for those holiday dinners... Lucky dog."

"Yeah, because that scenario went over so well at Thanksgiving," See she's already trying to hide him… she's thinking like they are already married. "Lorelai?"

"What?"

"You're gonna say yes." Sookie confirmed, having seen the pair together for months.

"No, I'm not," realizing she didn't want to swear off marrying Luke forever. "That is, not right now, as in, I haven't made up my mind."

Sookie nodded knowingly, "You are going to say 'yes'."

"Sook, I haven't even talked to Rory."

"She loves Luke and he is great with her. I mean the bookshelves, the chicken pox, the camp out in the living room, the cracked window; he's even handled the crying after sappy movies and scrapped knees. Need I go on?"

"Oh God, what if we have kids? How am I going to explain that to my parents at the holiday dinners."

"Only wear empire waists?"

"How Shakespearian…well, that does fit with my family."

Sookie mused, "Get pregnant in January, maybe you won't show at Easter or your mother will just tell you that you are fat, the kid is out before Thanksgiving"

"So all our kids are going to have October birthdays?"

"See you are talking about having kids with him, you are SO gonna say yes."

"I haven't decided," Lorelai dismissed again.

"Hell, I'd say yes just for that ring."

"It is pretty isn't it? And vintage since it was his mothers," they went to a jeweler in Hartford as to avoid the speculation and rumor mill of Stars Hollow. "Okay, okay, let's get this over with."

"Why are we here again?"

"Because… IF I say yes and IF I tell my parents they are going to want to see a certificate of authenticity to know Luke isn't some sort of con artist."

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Lorelai gulped before she entered her daughter's room. Lorelai hated change, and knew how Rory reacted when Lorelai said she was dating, even though Rory loved Luke, Lorelai really didn't know if Rory was ready for this big of a change. "Rory … honey, I need to talk to you."

Rory put down the copy of the Princess Bride that Luke had given her, and said, "Okay, shoot."

"Well, you know Luke?"

"Tall guy, baseball hat, and flannel. I'm familiar with him…" Rory chuckled.

"And he's around a lot."

"Well, yeah he lives here," Rory giggled flatly at her mother's rambling.

"And he's a really great guy…don't you think?"

"Yeah," Rory agreed.

"Well, what if Luke… became a part of our family unit?"

"He already is," Rory thought of how he was living with them, the dark day, and Luke's initiation into the Gilmore dinners in Hartford.

"Well, I know that. I just meant make it more …official…legal and official."

"What do you mean?" Rory smiled an almost devious grin.

"Well, Luke asked me to … marry him."

"He did? What did you say?" Rory seemed rather excited and anxious for the answer that would no doubt change her world.

Surprised by how her daughter was on the edge of her seat, "Well nothing yet … I told him I wanted to think about it." Lorelai didn't want to go around making decisions willy nilly for the Gilmore girls without consulting Rory, after all she had started dating Luke without telling Rory and Lorelai didn't want Rory to be surprised or upset again.

"You didn't say yes?" Rory deflated with instant disappointment.

"Well, no… I haven't decided what to say…"

"You just left him hanging!" Rory exclaimed, exasperated, unable to believe how cruel her mother was being with Luke's heart.

"I wanted to ask you first."

"Sweet but totally unnecessary. Mom, why do you think he asked you?"

"Well, he said he loved me and loved you so much and he … wants to always be there for us…"

"No, no mom why do you think he asked you, now?"

"What?" Lorelai was lost on her daughter's point.

"To put it formally… Luke … sort of asked me for your hand in marriage," Rory shrugged.

"He what?"

"And I told him yes, he showed me the ring too…" Rory nodded enthusiastically.

"He asked you first?"

"Yeah, he wanted to make sure I was okay with it. Frankly, I've been okay with it since last summer after my chicken pox."

"He asked you first?" Lorelai didn't know whether to be mad at the diner man or love him more. "When?"

"About a month ago, he was waiting for the right moment. I guess he found it since he asked you…"

"He asked you first?" Lorelai repeated.

"We have established that… let's move on to your response," Rory pointed out.

"You think I should say yes?"

"Well, I think you love him, and he loves you, and I love him, so yeah."

"Rory this isn't a joke. This is a serious life altering… thing…"

"How life altering can it be when he already lives here. You two already have a verbal agreement to forsake all others… now you two will just tell the State of Connecticut and the rest of the country you will forsake all others."

"Rory… being married is more than just being faithful… it's hard work… I mean granted I've never been married, but seeing what my parents went through when I was a teenager I'm sure it's not a picnic every day."

"Mom, you and Luke already work at it… I mean with the dark day, the holidays, and how you two lovingly fight… it's as if you are already married. "

Lorelai seemed to smile at that, "You think?"

Rory continued, "Really mom, he's great, and you are the happiest when you are with him. Even when you fight with him you are happy."

"Yeah," that's because I look forward to the making up. Lorelai didn't know how to approach her next concern, "He wants to … adopt you, you know…"

Rory's excitement faded a shade, and she quietly admitted, "Yeah, I know... We talked about that too."

"Are you okay with that?"

Rory sighed, "When was the last time we heard from Dad?"

"I don't know, last fall?"

"Well, there is your answer… and he's let me down again… so fine…I don't need him."

"Rory," Lorelai began, not wanting her daughter to be so black and white about the relationship, and also feeling bad that Chris couldn't get himself together enough to pick up a phone and call his kid.

"Mom, as much as … as it breaks my heart to give up on Dad, I think Luke is just the man to pick up the pieces," Rory punctuated with a smile. "Mom, Luke offered, he wants to be a father. He wants me to be his daughter. Luke puts us first, when has Dad ever put us first?"

Lorelai had to concede the point.

"Besides, you are always going on and on about what a great kid I am."

"Well you are," Lorelai mimicked Rory's teasing tone. "You're very low maintenance."

"And don't you think I deserve a live in male role model."

"Yeah, you do but you have that already… Luke lives here…and…"

"Luke makes you happy, he makes me happy; I say the only thing keeping us from being a real family is a few stray pieces of paper. Make it all official and get married!" Rory encouraged.

"So…" Lorelai wanted to be sure, "I'm getting married?" It sounded so strange being so self reliant all these years.

"You're getting married," Rory repeated and the two giggled and hugged and cried, both wanting to tell Luke right away.

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They waited until the next day to tell Luke. On their way to the diner both Gilmores wore guilty grins, only the two of them knowing the juiciest tidbit of gossip that most of Stars Hollow would sell their souls for since Luke and Lorelai's relationship first started dating and went public.

When they entered the diner, they were careful not to make a big deal that they were sitting at the counter, and Rory, suppressed her grin, as she watched her mother talk to Luke.

"Hey," Luke greeted the girls and habitually placing a mug in front of Lorelai. He seemed a little distracted at that moment with other customers, which would only make Lorelai strive harder for his attention, especially since she had made a decision on his long held back question.

"Hey, yourself," Lorelai brushed back her hair, as she tried to let her left hand get his attention, but Luke, being a guy, was a little slow.

Luke had been a nervous wreck since he entrusted Lorelai with the ring, but he felt he had waited long enough to ask her. With everything over the last year, the pregnancy scare of July, his dark day, Christmas with her parents, he was amazed he had waited so long and hadn't kidnapped her to Vegas with Rory as a witness. Luke was determined not to show his hand or to pressure Lorelai in any way in front of his customers, especially not in front of Rory. Luke didn't know if the girls had their chance to talk yet, even though he knew he had Rory's Blessing, maybe Lorelai was able to convince her daughter to take it back when Rory pro/con listed it for her mother.

Yesterday was the day Lorelai was supposed to give him back the ring if she was going to say no, though frankly he would give her as long as it took for the answer to come back yes. Lorelai never even mentioned the ring yesterday, not even when they went to bed. It had taken her 4 months to say she loved him aloud, then for his birthday she had asked him to move in, if anything she should have expected a proposal since he had been so open and honest with her since their very first date. Luke had to force himself to play it cool and keeping busy with his business.

Then, while he was picking up plates from the pass through, he suddenly saw "it" on her finger as she casually held her mug up with both hands, as high as her elbows would prop up the mug to her mouth. Like an idiot, he froze with a plate in each hand and asked Lorelai, "You're … wearing it?"

Playing dumb Lorelai acted absent minded about the question, like she had forgotten about the symbolic ring on her finger, "Oh, yeah, funny story," Lorelai put down the mug he had given her. "Actually … I tried it on and the darn thing is now stuck," wiggling the newly adorned finger. "So, in a manner of speaking, I guess… you're stuck with me…" she shrugged, but her eyes said a silent 'I love you'.

"Gladly…" and in one of those rare moments, Luke forgot that he was in front of the town, in the middle of his diner. He tossed the plates down quickly on the counter, reached for her and kissed Lorelai, his fiancée, across the counter.

The sentiment was interrupted by a scratchy "Oh My God!" exclaimed somewhere from Lorelai's left. Lorelai pulled away from Luke to see an almost crazed look in Babette's eyes, as they were fixed on the couple kissing at the counter; more specifically on Lorelai's shiny left hand that had found its way to Luke's right cheek.

Babette immediately left Morey alone with his breakfast so she could make her way out of the diner in the direction of Miss Patty's Dance Studio, clutching her boobs as she ran out the door, "Patty, Patty, PATTY!"

"Well, that solves that problem," Lorelai said dryly.

When Babette made her dramatic exit, Rory had run around the counter to give Luke a hug, wanting to be apart of the moment he got his answer, "You're stuck with both of us, now," she exclaimed.

Lorelai shook her head; "Using my daughter to get me to say yes, very sly!" she admonished her fiancé.

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"That was all God given talent..." why thank you NON POD Luke!
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