Chapter 2: Arrival
The sun filled up Naruto's bed room and he lazily opened one of his eyes. He stretched and got out of his bed, Naruto ran to his bathroom.
He took a quick shower and brushed his teeth. Naruto grabbed his orange jump suit and pulled it on. He tied his leaf village head band on.
Naruto ran downstairs and ate breakfast. It was ramen, like he ate every morning... When he was done, Naruto whiped his mouth and walked out the door. He ran towards the academy and met up with Hinata.
She blushed and gave him a shy smile, they didn't talk much and sat in silence waiting for the others. Sooner than they thought... Hinata saw figures in the distance. The rest of the students walked up to them and they continued to wait for the substitute's...
Naruto decided to inside the academy and wait there for the teachers. They all agreed and followed him into the building, they all seated themselves and began to wait in silence.
All of them waited patiently for 15 long minutes until they heard foot steps. They all stared at the door and waited for it to open... The door knob turned and 4 people walked in.
All eyes were on them and the teachers walked to the front of the class room. The students broke into laughter and the InuYasha gang stared at them...
"Whats so funny?" Asked Kagome tapping her foot on the ground.
"I can't... believe that our Sensei's hired... you 4..." Laughed Naruto.
"Got a problem with that!" Growled InuYasha while unsheathing Tesiauga and walking towards Naruto.
He held the sword to Naruto's throat and looked him in the eye.
"I mean... you'll do just find..." Naruto stuttered and gulped.
"Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit!" Screamed Kagome while pointing a finger at the Youkai.
InuYasha was pulled into the ground creating a rather large hole... The students stared at Kagome in shock... also they were scared shitless... Hinata gave a little giggle and the whole class room erupted in laughter again...
"Kag... Kagome what the hell did you do that for!" Screamed InuYasha.
"You can't just come in here and threaten a poor kid!" Kagome screamed back.
"I can if I want!" Screamed InuYasha.
"Sit boy!"
InuYasha's face met the floor once more and he rose up this time not even bothering to argue. Kagome walked around InuYasha and spoke.
"I'm teaching team 2... My students line up here." Demanded Kagome she pointed beside her.
Sasuke... Sakura and Kiba walked towards her and stood where they were told. Next was Sango's introduction and she spoke this time...
"I am teaching team 4..." Sango said with a smile.
Ino, Neji and Shikamaru stood from their seats and lined up by their teacher. Miroku stood beside Sango and grabbed her butt, like usual.
She slapped him across the face and moved farther away...
"My team come over here..." Sighed Miroku still rubbing his sore, red cheek.
Chouji, Lee and Ten Ten lined up by the perverted teacher. Miroku looked at his female student and stared at her...
"Wow atleast I have a pretty girl on my team..." Said Miroku.
Ten Ten moved away from him and Lee took her place. Miroku grinned and turned his attention to the half demon.
"Yeah... Yeah I'm teaching team 1... Get over here you brats!" He demanded.
Naruto, Hinata, and Shino slowly walked over to InuYasha, there knees were buckling because they were so scared of InuYasha.
They kept their distance from the crazed half demon...
The InuYasha gang walked out of the class room and the students followed them. They were lead to Konoha forest, where they would be training...
The teams split up in different directions, InuYasha to the north... Kagome to the west... Sango to the south... and Miroku to the east...
with InuYasha
"Today I will be teaching you how to sword fight!" Announced InuYasha.
"Oh yea this sounds like fun! Believe it!" Screamed Naruto.
"Be quiet you annoying spikey haired freak!" Ordered the half demon.
"At least I don't have ugly cat ears!" Yelled Naruto.
"THEY ARE DOG EARS! NOT CAT EARS!" InuYasha growled.
"Same thing! Their still weird!" Retorted Naruto.
"How did they even accept you into school!" Asked InuYasha with a pissed of tone.
Naruto turned around and sat on a rock. InuYasha unsheathed his sword and showed them a couple of attacks.
InuYasha let them try and pick up the Tesiauga... No one could do it.
"Well... thats not a surprise..." Sighed InuYasha.
with Sango
Ino was complaining that the bugs were eating her alive and Shikamaru kept saying "How troublesome..." She was getting annoyed at them,
exept of Neji... He didn't really say anything. Just watched his two teammates complaining.
"Today I'll be teaching you how to use weapons..." Announced Sango.
Neji took out a kunai and showed her.
"We already have weapons..." Said Neji.
"You call that a weapond?" Laughed Sango.
She took out her hiriakotsu and showed them... They all stared and wondered how she was able to carry around that oversized boomerang.
Sango threw the hiriakotsu, aimed at some trees. They fell over one by one and the boomerand returned to Sango.
"Any questions?" She asked.
They all stared at her in disbelief and sighed...
with Kagome
She took out a bow and arrow, and aimed it at a far away tree. It hit the target and Kagome turned to explain to her students.
"You are going to learn archery today!" Said Kagome smiling.
"Were Ninja and we don't really use arrows in battle?" Said Sakura.
"Well your gonna learn wether you like it or not!" Kagome replied, her temper rising.
Sakura backed up and hid behind a tree. Kagome passed the bow and arrows to Sasuke and told him to try it...
"This is so stupid... I don't want to be an archer..." Sighed Sasuke.
"If you don't want to be the archer... you can be the target!" Yelled Kagome snatching the bow and arrows back.
She aimed it at Sasuke's head and he quickly ducked to the floor. His hands over his head and Kagome smirked at him...
with Miroku
"You will learn to use the wind tunnel!" Declared Miroku.
"What the hell is a wind funnle...?" Asked Lee.
"Tunnel tunnel! You bushy brow!" Said Miroku stepping closer to him.
"Crunch crunch crunch..."
"What was that?" Asked Miroku looking around.
"That was Chouji eating his chips..." Sighed Ten Ten.
"Do he ever stop eating?" Asked Miroku.
"No he addicted to food..." Explained Ten Ten.
"Thats it! I'll suck all his food up... and maybe he'll loose some weight from starvation!" Explained Miroku.
He unleashed the wind tunnel and aimed it at the pile of food. Chouji saw what was happening and jumped on the food, trying to protect it.
The wind pulled the food and Chouji closer to the hole and then the most unexpected thing happened...
The wind tunnel was trying to suck in the food and Chouji was being pulled in too. He got stuck! The wind tunnel couldn't pull Chouji in?
"What the hell!" Said Miroku.
"Your probably too fat to fit into the wind tunnel..."
"Yes I saved a bag of chips!" Shouted Chouji triumphantly, holding the bag in the air.
Ten Ten took hold of Chouji's shirt and pulled as hard as she could. He didn't budge so she called Lee over to help.
While Lee was pulling Ten Ten went inside her bag and found some soap. She went over to Chouji and lathered the soap all over Chouji and
Miroku's hand...
They both pulled and Chouji came out, he smashed into a tree. Causing a huge dent in the trunk of it. Miroku couldn't find his sacred beads that kept the wind tunnel in control. Trees and all sorts of things were being pulled into the hole in his hand. Ten Ten had a brilliant idea!
She went back into her bag and took out atleast 20 tampons! She put an elastic around all of them to hold them in place. She then shoved them all into Miroku's wind tunnel and it instantly stopped...
"What are these?" Asked Miroku with curiosity.
"Umm... I'll tell you one thing they are suppose to be in a hole..." Laughed Ten Ten.
Miroku thought he looked stupid with tampons sticking out of his wind tunnel...
"This is going to be a long week..." Thought Miroku has he continued the training.