Chapter 3: Disfunctional Day
with Kagome
"Okay team I'm going to take a bath." Announced Kagome.
Sasuke gave her an evil smirk before she left. He was plotting something, but what? Sakura walked over to a tree and sat down.
Kagome walked down to where the hot springs were. She noticed Sango walking in the same direction as her. Kagome ran up to
her and walked beside Sango.
They reached the hot springs and undressed, placing their clothes on a rock. Sango and Kagome jumped into the water and relaxed.
Both of them talked about their team and how everything was going.
"So Sango is your team behaving?" Asked Kagome.
"Ugh... no! All they do is bitch and complain!" Sango said.
"Tell me about it I have a cocky student and a clueless student in my group!" Kagome whined.
"I know... that Neji kid is pissing me off! He never listens to a word I have to say!" Said Sango.
"I say we teach them a lesson..."
"Way ahead of you..." Giggled Kagome, while diving under water.
Neji was sitting by a tree impatiently waiting for his female teacher. He heard a sound coming from a bush behind him and ran to it.
He moved aside the bush and saw his rival...
"What are you doing Uchiha?" Asked Neji.
"Shhh... I am going to prank my teacher..." Explained Sasuke.
"I'll come with you since my teacher is with yours..." Said Neji.
"Hn...? fine you can come." Sasuke groaned.
They both headed in the direction of their teachers. Sasuke crawled on the ground while Neji was up in a tree. He saw their clothes on the ground by a hot spring. Sasuke told Neji that they would steal their clothes and hide them somewhere. Even though this wasn't how Neji would act, his teacher was pissing him off so he decided to help.
They slowly and quietly reached for the clothes, which were right behind the teachers. Kagome went to reach for her towel but instead she grabbed Sasuke's top and began to whipe the water off her shoulders. Neji was about to turn around when Sango's hand pulled his hair and dried her shoulder.
When they let go the guys ran for their lives into the forest. Kagome and Sango heard a noise and the instantly looked behind them, when they saw no one they went back to bathing. Sango noticed strands of white hair fall from behind a large boulder, she nudged Kagome and pointed to the boulder.
"Isn't that InuYasha's hair?" Asked Sango.
"Yea it is!" Screamed Kagome.
"InuYasha can't we take a bath in private without you spying?"
The person behind the rock wasn't InuYasha but the perverted man called Jiraiya! He was even more perverted than Miroku! He ran away from the bathing girls and ran the other way. Hoping he wouldn't get caught...
Sango and Kagome were furious with InuYasha and they got out of the springs. Their clothes were gone, luckily the towels were still hear... Both girls wrapped the towels above their chest and walked back towards the team sites.
They looked for InuYasha and were in luck when they heard one of his students complaining. Both girls jumped out of the bush they were currently hiding behind and confronted the half demon.
"You perverted feak!" Screamed Kagome while she slapped him.
"Can't we even bath without you spying!" Shouted Sango with kicking him in the shins.
"What? I didn't do that!" Yelled InuYasha.
"Yea right well... SIT SIT SIT SIT!" Screamed Kagome.
"You stupid Bit..." Started InuYasha.
"SIT!" Cried Kagome one last time before leaving with Sango.
InuYasha picked himself up from the ground and was stopped by Naruto. Who looked scared.
"I'm scared of her..." Said Naruto.
"Arn't we all?" Replied InuYasha.
Naruto nodded and they went back to training.