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Chapter 4:Lashing Out
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(with Kagome)
Kagome demonstrated how to fire an arrow while she did so, Kiba leaned over to Sasuke and whispered...
"Kagome is one hot chick! eh Sasuke?"
"I don't really think of her that way..." Started Sasuke.
"Besides I hate her! I'd rather be trained by that pathetic stuffed animal that tagged along."
"You mean that Shippo dude... hes cool! he gave me a box of crayons..." Whispered Kiba.
Sasuke gave his teammate a confused look and tried hard not to fall asleep while listening to Kagome. Kiba said something in Akamaru's ears and the dog nodded. Akamaru walked towards Kagome and then began to run like there was no tomorrow... When Kagome noticed the dog headed her way she screamed out...
"Bad dog! sit... sit... sit boy sit!"
Akamaru barked and opened his mouth while jumping at an annoyed Kagome. She tried to push the dog away but it kept coming back!
The dog was now gripping onto Kagome's skirt while tugging at it. She screamed and tried to pull him off...
"Sakura... come and get this mut away from me!"
"I am coming Kagome!" Shouted Sakura now running towards her and taking hold of the dog.
She pulled and pulled still the dog held on. Sakura grew frustrated and pulled as hard as she could, this time she heard a loud ripping noise?
Sakura was holding the dog in her arms and the dog with Kagome's skirt in his mouth. Akamaru jumped out of Sakura's arms and began
to tear the skirt until their were hunders of pieces of it all over the floor.
"Sit you stupid mutt!" Screamed Kagome.
And by saying sit again, InuYasha's necklace reacted and he was pulled to the ground. He grumply stood and went in search to find Kagome and give her a piece of his mind. Kagome was shocked that she was now in her underwear while Kiba stared at her... She was now trying to cover up as much as she could.
Sasuke's mouth hung open and he was glaring at Kiba.
"Your so perverted!" Said Sasuke.
"I know..." Smiled Kiba petting his dog.
Sakura was walking over to Kagome, but was shoved aside instead by an angered Kagome. She was now in front of the two boys and gave them an evil stare. She punched Kiba on the head and yelled at the dog some more. Sasuke turned his attention to the bush where something was making a noise...?
He took out a kunai and aimed it at the bush, awaiting whatever was hiding in there.
"Kagome you have some explaining to do!" Shouted a pissed off Youkai.
"Not right now InuYasha!" Kagome shouted back.
"I was plumeted into the ground because someone! Said sit!" He yelled back walking towards her.
"Now I wonder who that could be!"
Kagome had had enough, she snapped and grabbed her arrows and bow. She aimed it at InuYasha and then at Kiba and Sasuke.
"If you want to live I suggest you stay the hell away from me!" Screamed Kagome.
All 3 of them gulped and tried to hid behind eachother... InuYasha made a run for it, leaving Sasuke and Kiba behind... They both held onto each other and backed away. Kagome released the arrow! It went through the little space between their heads... Kiba had fainted and Sasuke almost pissed his pants...
Kagome put the bow and arrows away and sat down by her back pack and looked for a spare skirt to wear. Luckily her mother had packed a
spare ans she pulled it on. She glanced at Kiba who was still unconcious on the ground and Sasuke still had on the same scared face.
"Boy these kids are so weak..." Thought Kagome.
She walked over to Sakura and stared at her forehead that Ino had mentioned to Sango, and Sango mentioned it to her.
Kagome pushed aside some hair covering the pink haired kunoichi's face. She stared long and hard until Sakura became agitated with her.
She slapped Kagome's hand and crossed her arms over her chest.
"What do you think your doing?" Asked Sakura lightly tapping her foot on the ground.
"Just looking at the famous forehead..." Laughed Kagome.
"Hn... don't you know that it isn't polite to stare?" Replied Sakura with a hint of anger.
"It's kinda hard not to stare since it is so big!" Retorted Kagome now walking away.
Inner Sakura was screaming to kick Kagome's ass! She has had it with her loud mouth and her annoying voice!
Sakura thought of a plan and went to discuss it with Sasuke and with Kiba after he woke up...
"So Sasuke do you think its a good idea?" Asked Sakura.
"Yea it is... I can't wait to get revenge on all of them!" Sasuke said coldly and looking over at Kagome.
"We just have to tell the other, I'm sure their fed up with the teachers too!"
He smirked and waited for Kiba to wake up so they could explain the plan to him...
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(With InuYasha)
Naruto was bugging InuYasha all day, taking about him becoming Hokage one day... Yeah right...? He didn't shut up and continued to annoy the half demon...
"I am so gonna become Hokage one day!" Cheered Naruto while jumping up and down.
"Shaddup!" Screamed InuYasha covering his ears.
"Just shaddup I can't stand to hear another word about becoming a stupid Hokage!"
"You some tense... I know what will make you feel better..." Said Naruto making a couple hand signs.
"SEXY JUTSU!"
Naruto turned into a blonde woman surrounded by clouds, to hid her private areas... He slowly walked up to InuYasha and spoke in a low sort of seductive voice.
"InuYasha why don't I give you a massage?" Asked Naruto grinning wildly.
"Get away from me you gay pervert!" Screamed InuYasha jumping into a tree.
"You can't hid from me..." Said Naruto now making different hand signs.
Just then InuYasha's ears twitched as he heard a familiar voice coming from below. He was sure of who the person was...
"Oh InuYasha where are you... it's Kagome..." Said a female voice.
InuYasha stuck his head out from the trees to see Kagome walking around and calling out his name. She noticed him in the tree and waved at him, calling him over to her. InuYasha saw an evil grin spread across her creamy face and he stopped in his tracks.
That wasn't the Kagome that he knew? She seemed different, Kagome would never grin like that for no reason... Also her eyes wern't chocolate brown, they were a royal blue? "Kagome didn't have blue eyes!" Thought InuYasha while starring at her.
"It's me InuYasha... come over here..." She called to the half demon.
"Nice try Naruto... Kagome doesn't have blue eyes! She has brown eyes!" Started InuYasha while cracking his knuckles.
"You are such a complete moron!"
InuYasha walked over and punched the Kagome imposter on the head. Naruto turned back to normal and clutched his head in pain.
You stared at InuYasha long and hard before walking over to his back back and taking out...
"Is that ramen!" Screamed InuYasha now drooling as he looked at his beloved ramen.
"Yup and its all mine!" Retorted Naruto while teasingly showing InuYasha.
"Mmmmm it looks so good..."
"Give that to me you little brat!" Shouted InuYasha trying to grab the ramen from Naruto.
"No way!" Naruto screamed.
InuYasha being half a demon managed to steal the ramen from Naruto and ran began to eat the noodle... raw?
The ninja looked at InuYasha with hate in his eyes as he watched the precious noodles being devoured... by someone else!
Naruto began to wail and scream, "My ramen...!" InuYasha watched with pleasure at how well he was torturing his student... He was evil!
When InuYasha had finished eating the noodles, looked at Naruto a laughed at how stupid Naruto was being.
Naruto vowed to get InuYasha back... somehow?
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(With Sango)
Neji threw the hiraikotsu at a row of tree and managed to hit 3 out 6... He sucked BAD! sango grinned at how frustrated Neji looked. "This was just payback for being such a smart ass!" Thought Sango.
Ino still couldn't lift up the boomerang, she was the dumbest student she had ever seen not to mention attempted to teach.
Everytime she went to pick up the oversized boomerang, Ino would complain about something.
"Oh no! I broke my nail!" Screamed Ino, completly forgetting about the boomerang and dropping it on Sango's foot.
She grabbed her foot and tried to massgae it, no luck it stung like hell!
"My foot you idiot!" Shouted Sango.
"What about me I broke another nail because of this stupid boomerang!" Ino shouted back showing Sango the nails that broke.
Sango grabbed the boomerang and walked towards a tree, she set it down and then took a look at her sore foot. It was completly red and there was a pale tint of blue starting to appear.
Neji was so fed up with his teachers attitude... She was either yelling or trying to kill us. "This sucks" He thought.
Sango wrapped some bandages around her now slightly swollen foot and stood up. Her foot was killing her so she quickly sat back down.
"Look what you did Ino!" Yelled Sango clenching her hirakotsu.
"Look what that boomerang did!" She screamed back at the demon slayer.
"You can't even take a blow to the foot... pathetic..."
"How about if I knock some sense into that empty head of yours!" Said Sango through clentched teeth.
"Uh... no thats okay Sango..." Ino replied while stepping backwards as Sango walked towards her, hiraikotsu in hand.
"I think I am going to get some water..."
Ino ran in the direction of the river and didn't look back at her crazed teacher.
Sango let out a long sigh and turned her attention to Neji who now giving her a -thanks-for-getting-rid-of-Ino, look... She nodded and handed
him the boomerang so he could train some more. He was so mad that she was making him do this again...!
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(With Miroku)
"Now everyone I am going to teach you how to use wind tunnel!" Announced the lecherous monk.
"Why are you teaching us this?" Said Ten Ten
"Yea we don't even have a wind tunnel... your teaching us useless information." Said Chouji.
"This is stupid..." Said Lee.
Miroku went into Ten Ten's back pack and found what he was searching for... A marker! He walked over to Chouji and drew a black circle in
the middle of his left hand. Miroku did the same thing to Ten Ten and Lee.
They all looked at him like he was crazy or something...?
"Now you have one...?" Explained Miroku grinning at his students.
"All you did was draw a hole... Thats still not the wind tunnel." Ten Ten said getting annoyed.
"Use your imagination!" Shouted Miroku also starting to get annoyed.
"Now repeat after me... WIND TUNNEL!"
All three of them stared at Miroku and did like he told them to do... "This is so embarassing..." Thought Lee.
When they finished the lesson and were now taking a break Miroku approached Ten Ten...
"I like your buns..." Stated Miroku while pointing at her.
"You perverted freak!" She screamed while punching him on the head.
"No I mean the buns on your head..." Miroku said while rubbing his sore spot.
"Sure and I'm really suppose to believe that!" Yelled Ten Ten walking away from the monk.
She didn't know it but Miroku meant both types of buns... Ten Ten wanted to pound the monk right into the ground and stomp on his head! She was gonna teach the new teachers a lesson... with everyone working as a team!
They would never expect it...