Sensei's Week Off
Chapter 5:TeamWork /

Kiba finally woke up to see Sakura and Sasuke sitting down and discussing something... He sat up and the 2 stared at him and began to whisper into his ear.

"We have a plan..." Declared Sasuke.

"We are going to get revenge on the teachers!" Explained Sakura.

"Why are getting revenge again?" Asked Kiba scratching his head with frustration.

"Because they're a bunch of pathetic losers!" Sasuke and Sakura said at the same time.

"Well they havn't done a thing to me..." Said Kiba, his lips curling into a smile.

"Not yet..." Whispered Sakura.

Kiba stood up and walked over to Kagome who was leaning against a tree, in deep thought... He approached her and tried to speak to her...

"Hey Kagome..." Said Kiba flashing a smile.

"Whatever... Mutt face..." Kagome replied glaring at him.

He couldn't believe it! Kagome just called him a mutt face! "Thats so unlike her?" He thought. Kiba turned around and sat beside Sakura and Sasuke. He gave them a saddened look...

"Okay! all the teachers are going down!" Shouted Kiba.

"Shhhhh!" They both said while covering Kiba's mouth to keep him quiet.

They all nodded and thought of how they would tell the others about the plan?
Kagome gave them a dirty look and then turned her attention to Shippo who was dozing off in the grass.
All 3 of them would have to think of a perfect plan! Sakura thought of one and they agreed to do go along with it.

"Hey Kagome..." Started Sasuke, looking down at her.

"Whatever..." She replied, shrugging her shoulders.

"Can you show me how to shoot at flying objects?" Asked Sasuke.

"I thought you said that archery was stupid...?" She said.

"I lied... It's actually pretty fun once you get the hang of it." Sasuke replied.

Kagome got up and headed towards her bow and arrows, she suddenly felt her body go limp and fell to the floor. She saw that little Uchiha brat standing over her with a smirk on his smug face. She couldn't move... it was like her body was...

"I used a paralysis jutsu on you..." Stated Sasuke.

"It should wear of in about an hour or so?"

Though Kagome's body was paralyzed she could still talk and do facial expressions.

"You damn Uchiha freak... undo this stupid ass jutsu!" She shouted.

"Sorry but we need you for bait..." Sasuke merly replied while picking her up.

"Wait till I am able to move... I'll seriously kick your ass!" Kagome screamed.

Sasuke bent down and picked the miko up, throwing Kagome over his shoulder.

"God your heavy... you should probably lay off the chocolate." said Sasuke who was silently laughing.

"Go to hell!" Retorted Kagome.

Kiba ran off towards Sango's area and Sakura went with Sasuke, they were walking up a pathway. And in the distance Kagome could make out a large shrine. When they entered the shrine Sasuke released Kagome. Sakura stayed guarding the door with Sasuke who was inside making sure the jutsu didn't wear off...

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"Watch out you stupid girl!" Screamed a very pissed off Sango.

Ino backed away and hid behind a certain white eyed prodigy. Neji rolled his eyes and sighed. "Why do I get stuck with the annoying ones..." He thought.

Sango stomped up to Neji and placed her hands on her hips. The white eyed prodigy moved out of the way, leaving Ino with a scared expression on her face.

The demon slayer had tons of bandages and bruises all over her body. This was all because of Ino and her clumsy ways!

"Look what you did!" Shouted Sango.

Ino opened her mouth to say something but the demon slayer beat her to it.

"I have atleast a dozen injuries because of YOU!"

Ino curled her hands into fists and screamed back at Sango.

"Well excuse ME for not knowing how to throw this STUPID boomerang!"

Shikamaru stepped into the conversation with his arms crossed over his chest.

"How troublesome..."

Sango grabbed her hiraikotsu and hit him over the head with it. Shikamaru held his sore head and gave Sango a death glare.
She merley glared back and cracked her knuckles. Telling him to back off or else!

"You know for a genius your not that smart..." Mocked Sango.

As the demon slayer walked past Neji she heard him make a rude remark...

"Pathetic..." He whispered.

Sango turned on her heel and punched him over the head. Giving Neji a nice red bump on it, his head hurt alot but he didn't show it...

She smirked and then looked over at Ino who was staring at her teammates and slowly backing away.
Sango held up her fist and parted her lips to speak.

"If you don't want to be beaten to the point where you can't move..."

"I suggest that you stay atleast 15 feet away from me!"

She turned around and headed for a tree, Sango sat down and watched Ino's expression turn from scared to terrified.
The demon slayer smirked and went then closed her eyes to think.

Neji sat down on the ground and also shut his eyes. He heard a rustling sound coming from a bush, Neji blocked out ever other sound he heard and focused on the rustling noise...

Neji slowly reached for his kunai and held it firmly. He threw it at the bush that the sound was coming from, a yelp erupted from the bush and out jumped Akamaru.

The white eyed prodigy sweat dropped and gave the dog an annoyed look. Before Neji could blink someone else came out of the bush and scopped up Akamaru.

"Kiba... what are you doing here?" Asked Neji.

"I'm here to inform you of our teams plan."

Neji looked at him confused and waited for him to explain...

"Has your teacher been acting like a..." Started Kiba but was interupted by the white eyes prodigy.

"Pain in the ass?"

"Uh... yeah I guess..." Said Kiba.

"Thats one way to describe her..." Mumbled Neji.

"Okay... Well we have a plan and every team has to participate in order for it to work..." Kiba explained.

Kiba stepped closer to Neji and whispered into his ear. When the white eyed prodigy nodded, Kiba disappeared into the forest and ran towards InuYasha's camp.

Neji walked towards Ino and called the so called genius over. Shikamaru whispered something under his breath, probably something like how troublesome...

When they formed a circle and hudled Neji explained everything to them. When he finished Ino and Shikamaru nodded and the plan was put into action.

Ino walked over to Sango, who still had her eyes closed. She nodded to Shikamaru and tapped on the demon slayer's shoulder.
Sango opened her eyes and saw someone that she didn't want to see...

"I thought I told you to stay 15 feet away from me!"

"I know but..." Started Ino.

"Spit it out already!" The demon slayer yelled.

"KIRARA HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!"

Sango stood up and looked around frantically. She called out to the fire neko while running around the area. The demon slayer heard a mew that sounded like Kirara's and she followed it...

Little did Sango know that Neji and Shikamaru were hiding in the shadows. She saw a cage sitting under a tree and knew that Kirara was inside it.

When she neared it there she was... the fire neko was tied up and put inside a small metal cage. Sango reached for the cage put was pulled backwards, she stood and looked around...

There on each side of her was Neji and Shikamaru holding rope in their hands. Sango went to hold up her fist but couldn't? She soon looked down and saw thick rope around her body.

She gave the boys a death glare hoping that they would untie her. All they did was run around her making more rope tie around her body. When they stopped running, Sango looked down and found herself covered with rope from the chest to her thighs!

The demon slayer tried to wriggle out of the rope and in the process she fell to the ground. Neji smirked and Shikamaru walked over to Sango and pulled her up.

"You idiots! untie me NOW!"

"Sorry teach but we can't..." Neji said in a sarcastic tone.

Sango felt her body going numb, because of how tight the damn rope was. She gave up on trying to free herself and tried to negotiate with the leaf ninja.

"Can't we work something out?" Pleaded Sango.

They looked at her and stifled a laugh. Shikamaru nodded to Neji and they set her down, Sango thought they were going to set her free. But she was so wrong...

Neji grabbed Sango by the arms and Shikamaru took her legs. Both of them ran threw the forest and headed to where Kiba had told them to go...

Ino saw the two pass by and she ran to get Kirara. When she arrived by the location of where the fire neko was she took hold of the metal cage and ran to where the boys were headed.

Ino had been running for 5 minutes before she saw a large shrine in the far distance. The kunoichi picked up speed and in a matter of seconds she arrived.

She saw Sakura standing by the entrance and walked to where she was. Ino walked past Sakura and greeted her by saying...

"Forehead girl..."

Sakura grinned and replied...

"Ino-pig..."

The blonde entered the shrine and found Sasuke sitting down. Beside him was a girl lying on the wood floor, by the looks of it Ino knew that Sasuke was using the paralysis of jutsu.

She placed the cage near the miko and smirked when Kagome made eye contact with her. The priestess gave her a death glare and looked to where two other ninja were placing someone.

"Sango!" Shouted Kagome.

The demon slayer looked to who was calling her name and saw Kagome. She smiled and also said her name...

"Kagome!"

Sango smiled and then looked confused as to why she was just lying there...

"Why don't you run and escape?" Asked Sango.

Kagome glared at Sasuke and then looked back to her friend with the answer.

"This Uchiha brat used some stupid paralysis spell or something on me!"

"Jutsu!" Sasuke corrected.

"Yeah whatever..." Mumbled the miko.

"I see that you were caught yourself..."

Sango looked down and then back at Kagome.

"This two idiots tied me up and brought me here..."

Neji and Shikamaru gave Sango a cold stare before walking out of the shrine. Kagome sighed and Sango followed suit, they both closed their eyes and tried to relax...

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"Oh Ten Ten... your buns look a little sore..." The monk said stepping closer the the kunoichi.

"Maybe you need a hand massage..."

Ten Ten backed up and hid behind Chouji who was still sulking over his chips. Miroku walked closer to the kunoichi with his arms outsretched and his hand opening and closing.

"Chouji forget about those damn chips and help me!" Screamed Ten Ten.

The fat ninja began to cry even more and ran off shouting about his tastey chips... The kunoichi sweat dropped and looked at the monk who was now infront of her.

Ten Ten looked around and saw Lee practicing his taijutsu, she quickly ran past the lecherous monk and went to her teammate. The kunoichi poked Lee on the shoulder and he turned his attention to her.

Lee saw the way Miroku was looking at Ten Ten and laughed a little. The kunoichi stared at Lee with an angry expression plastered onto her face.

"Why are you laughing?" Asked Ten Ten her temper now rising.

"He is just a perverted monk... smack him over the head a couple times.." Laughed Lee while holding his stomach.

Ten Ten nodded at Lee and thanked him. She had been so scared of Miroku that she didn't even think to beat him up. I mean she is a kunoichi and she has dealt with more dangerous stuff than this!

Miroku ran up to Ten Ten and held her hand up. The monk looked into her eyes and asked...

"Will you be so kind as to bare my child?"

Ten Ten felt the rage rising inside of her and she punched the lecherous monk over the head. She did this until he felt to the ground and didn't get up...

The kunoichi started to panic and run around like an idiot. Lee came over when he heard her sceaming and saw Miroku lying on the ground with numerous bumps visible on his head.

"What did you do!" Shouted Lee running to the monk.

"I hit him like you said!" Screamed Ten Ten.

Lee looked away from the kunoichi and smirked, he stood with his head facing down and then...

"YOU KILLED HIM! OMG YOUR A PHSYCO!"

"I didn't mean to!" Yelled Ten Ten.

"YOUR GONNA BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!"

Ten Ten began to cry and she fell to the ground on her knees. Lee stopped with the charade and started to laugh like crazy.
He held onto his stomach and looked at his teammate.

"He isn't dead... just unconcious..." Said Lee grinning.

"What you tricked me!" Shouted Ten Ten nearly pulling out her buns.

"Thought I would just freak you out a bit..." Lee explained.

Ten Ten went to smack him on the head when there was a loud sound coming from the forest. A panting sound and it was coming from the north east...

Out of the bushes came Kiba and Akamaru both panting and sweating. Ten Ten sighed and placed her hands on her hips awaiting them to speak...

Kiba ran up to them and noticed Miroku out cold. He smirked and said...

"Well that makes my job easier..."

"What are you talking about?" Asked Lee and Ten Ten at the same time.

"We are taking all the teachers and placing them in a shrine..."

"Its our way of getting revenge!"

Lee nodded his head in approval and went to the monk's side. Ten Ten helped him carry Miroku and she called Chouji over.
He came over still crying about his chips and helped the two carry Miroku.

All 3 of them headed towards the shrine where Kiba said for them to go. They soon saw it in the distance and before they knew it they had entered the shrine.

Ten Ten's eyes widened like saucers when she saw Kagome and Sango. They placed the monk onto the floor roughly and laughed on their way out, at how stupid their substitute teachers were.

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"Boy that ramen sure was good..." Said InuYasha.

"MY RAMEN!" Naruto shouted.

The hanyou walked away from his student and sat under a tree. He was so full after eating those noodels that InuYasha soon fell into a kight sleep...

Naruto stuck his tongue out at the half demon and looked over to where Hinata was. She was still practicing swinging Tessiuga and Naruto decided to start a conversation.

"Hey Hinata-chan!" Greeted Naruto.

"He... hello Naruto..." Hinata stuttered.

She set down the sword and leaned against a tree. The spiky haired ninja stifled a yawn and he too leaned against the tree. Hinata blushed because of how close Naruto was to her...

The blonde boy looked over to where a sleeping InuYasha was and grinned at him...

"That guy really pisses me off..."

Hinata giggled and turned her attention to where Shino was. Hinata sighed when she saw Shino talking to his bugs. "Does he ever not talk to those bugs?" Thought Hinata.

She hadn't noticed that Naruto walked over to InuYasha and began to play with his ears. All she heard was him wailing and the hanyou yelling at him...

"What the hell do you think your doing!"

"I just wanted to feel your odd cat ears!"

"DOG EARS!" Shouted InuYasha.

"Whatever!" Naruto yelled.

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"OWWW MY HEAD!" Sceamed a pissed off Naruto.

"Serves you right!" Yelled the hanyou.

Hinata sweat dropped and sighed. Soon after their bickering started all over again...

"You friends are weird..." Said Naruto.

"MY FRIENDS ARE WEIRD! WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS!" Shouted InuYasha.

"WHAT ABOUT THEM!"

"YOU HAVE A GIRL THAT YOU LIKE WITH FREAKY EYES AND A BAD HAIRCUT!" Started InuYasha.

"AND THAT GUY OVER THERE WHO ALWAYS WHERES SUNGLASSES AND TALKS TO DAMN BUGS!"

"TALK ABOUT FREAKIN WEIRD!"

Naruto stared at him and then yelled something back equally as loud...

"WELL ATLEAST I'M NOT FRIENDS WITH A MUTT FACE DOG BREATHED WEIRDO!"

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Hinata and Shino were giving InuYasha a cold glare, about what he called them. Naruto had new bumps added to his already sore head. He ran to where his teammembers where and they all crossed their arms over their chests.

InuYasha walked under a tree and fell asleep once again. Hinata sweat dropped and turned her attention to a person hiding up in a tree. She tugged on Naruto's arm and pointed to where she saw a dark figure.

He lunged into the tree and was thrown back down. Kiba jumped down scratching his head and apologizing for hitting Naruto...

"Sorry man... I thought you were trying to attack me..."

Naruto stood up and glared at him and sighed.

"What do you want..." Asked Naruto.

"To tell you the plan..." Kiba announced triumphantly.

When Kiba finished explaining he walked away and stopped. He reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a collar a leash and some handcuffs...

Hinata caught them and gave him a confused look, all Kiba did was point to InuYasha and say.

"For the mutt..."

He disappeared into the forest and back towards the shrine to inform everyone else there. Naruto thought of a plan to capture the hanyou and soon it came to him...

"InuYasha h... help!" Shouted Hinata from behind a tree.

The half demon instantly stood up, his ears twitching and listening for the voice again... He looked at a tree and ran for it. Naruto made some hand signs and 4 more of him appeared.

They had everything that Kiba had given him and charged towards the hanyou. The real Naruto pinned him down and ordered the clones to handcuff him and put on the leash.

"What the hell!" Screamed InuYasha.

He was now handcuffed and had the leash on, he couldn't move. Shino came over with InuYasha's sword already inside the sheath and he hit him over the head with it.

InuYasha started to see black spots and then everything went black... He fell limply and Naruto had to carry him all the way to the shrine. He gripped the leash and pulled InuYasha, not even caring if he would sufficate.

They began to run towards the shrine and before they knew it they were there. Naruto entered the shrine and threw InuYasha to the floor beside Miroku.

Unfortunatly to Naruto the hanyou was still breathing. He shrugged and in came a shy Hinata and Shino holding Tessiuga he threw it next to InuYasha and sat in a corner.

Kagome and Sango had already fallen asleep and Miroku was still out cold... Naruto smirked at the sight of all the teachers, it just showed how weak they really were. Letting a bunch of kids capture them and then being thrown into a shrine...

The blonde boy laughed to himself and was suddenly interupted by Kiba's voice...

"OKAY EVERBODY ITS TIME TO PARTY!"

Everyone left the shrine and the teachers, Before Sasuke exited he used his paralysis jutsu on everyone and put a little more power into it making it last twice as long.

After that he ran out and shut the door not forgetting to lock it. Sasuke eventually caught up with everyone and the fun hadn't even began yet...