Sensei's Week Off

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Chapter 7:Party Crashers And Revenge

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InuYasha and the gang ran through the thick forest in search of their students. There was no sign of them yet and they group was more and more frustraited.

"Damn where the hell are those brats!" Shouted the pissed off hanyou.

"All we have to do is follow the sound of the music..." Kagome explained.

They all nodded and ran in the direction where the music was loudest. InuYasha was in the lead and Kagome was right behind him, followed by Sango and Miroku.

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Naruto felt searing pain flood through his entire body, mainly his head though... He tried begging and escaping but there was no use...

The so called genuis Shikamaru was up next and he had a huge smirk spread across his face. Naruto paniced and started to squirm, he knew that Shikamaru hated him and would have fun beating him senseless.

"Come on Shika... were friends right?" Naruto asked in a pleaded tone.

"Hmmm... NO!" Screamed the so called genuis.

The blonde ninja tightly shut his eyes and prepared for the worst... Shikamaru held up the stick over his head and looked at the pathetic ninja before him...

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InuYasha saw in the clearing one of his students tied to a tree and someone other ninja about ready to whack him over the head.
The hanyou quickly ran towards the ninja and took hold of the stick.

Shikamaru felt his stick being pulled back and then someone standing behin him. And by the looks of it he wasn't too happy.
The ninja let go of the stick and stepped backwards.

The half demon snapped the stick in two and threw it to the dirt floor. Soon after he was joined by Kagome the monk and the demon slayer, holding an angered fire neko.

All the ninja's eyes widend and they too took a step back from the pissed off teachers. They were in so much trouble.
believe me...

Naruto looked up and smiled widely at his savour. Even though he did get into ALOT of fights with the hanyou he still saved him from all his crazed so called friends!

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!" InuYasha shouted.

"Ha ha... funny story..." Started Kiba scratching his head.

"SHADDUP YOU STUPID PIP SQUEEK!" Retorted the hanyou.

"WELL YOUR NOT TALL YOUR SELF!" Screamed Kiba, holding up a fist.

"WHY YOU!" Shouted a now very pissed of half demon.

He raised a fist and smacked Kiba over the head. He complained and rubbed his sore head while sobbing. Everyone took yet another step back and stared at InuYasha.

Kiba heard his teacher sigh and ran up to her. Forgetting all the pain still surging through his head. Kiba stopped slightly infront of her and opened his mouth to speak.

"Why hello again Kagome... my you look even prettier when your mad..."

"Okay thats it! I have had enough of you!" The miko shouted, giving him an evil glare.

"I didn't know anyone could enough of the Kiba Masta!" He howled now staring at Kagome.

Kagome turned a bright red and punched the perverted ninja over the head. The previous bump now had a new bump to accompany it.

Kiba rubbed his head again and ran back to his friends. InuYasha cracked his knuckles and unsheathed Tetsusiuga. Kagome took out her bow and then her arrows, Sango took out her hiraikotsu and Miroku...

"What the hell is plugging up your wind tunnel monk!" Asked a confused hanyou.

Miroku looked at his right hand with tons of tampons sticking out of them. Everyone stared before bursting out in laughter, InuYasha was still confused and wanted to know what they were.

"Who gave you those damn things?" The hanyou asked.

Tenten stopped laughing for a second and stood completely still. Her skin turned white and she slowly tried to move away from everyone... Too late!

"My dear Tenten gave them to me..." Announced Miroku.

Everyone ninja stopped laughing and looked at Tenten, she felt her blood drain from her face. All stared at her and Ino gave a low chuckle before it turned into complete laughter.

Tenten blushed madly when everyone laughed at her... They would never let her live this down. Especially Sakura and Ino!
The brown haired kunoichi glared at Miroku and charged at him.

She hit his already aching head and walked over to the ninjas once again. They all stared at her and looked back to InuYasha...

"LETS GET TO MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS!" Shouted Sango.

"LIKE WHAT WERE GOING TO DO TO YOU FOR PUNISHMENT!" Kagome yelled.

The students widened their eyes like saucers and they took a step back. Suddenly Naruto got fed up with still being tied up and he shouted as loud as he could.

"HEY WHAT ABOUT ME!"

InuYasha looked at Naruto and used his iron reever soul steeler attack to cut the rope. Naruto fell to his knees and shakily stood up.

"Maybe you should clean yourself off..." Suggested Sango.

Naruto nodded and ran to the lake shore he cupped his hands and got some water. He quickly threw it back into the water and screamed in a high pitched scream...

Everyone stared at him and sweat dropped. They all ran up to him and he began yelling and freaking out!

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME! LOOK AT MY FACE... IT'S IT'S UGLY!"

"Well duh... we have been saying that for the past 3 years..." Coldly said Sakura.

"And theres nothing different about it... you still have the zits and pimples..." Ino said.

Naruto glared at them and washed the blood away from his face. The cold water felt good and refreshing to the blonde ninja.
Ino leaned over to Sakura and parted her lips.

"Has anyone ever told Naruto that he screams like a little girl?"

Sakura giggled and turned her attention to her mad looking teacher. They were sooo dead...

"Okay everyone listen up!" Shouted Miroku.

"Get back to your teams and head back to your area!" InuYasha yelled.

All of them nodded before they ran next to their teachers and followed them towards their destination. The students were all quiet hoping that they wouldn't anger their teachers further...

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The priestess lined up the her students and told each of them their punishment.

"Lets see... who first...?" She thought with a sinister smile...

"The Uchiha brat!"

Sasuke's heart stopped when Kagome said his name. He stared at her and thought of all the horrible punishments she had thought of dor him...

"You will wear one of my school uniforms for 1 week!"

Sasuke nearly fell over and he gave Kagome a pleading look, hoping she would reconsider her punsihment. Not even close!
The miko ran to her backpack and pulled out a white blouse and a green skirt.

She handed them to Sasuke and ordered him to got behind a tree and change. The Uchiha ran for his life and did as he was told...

When he emerged Kagome softly chuckled and handed him knee high white socks and brown flat shoes. He put them on and gave her an evil look.

"Hey forehead girl!" Shouted Kagome.

Sakura tensed her muscles and looked as her teacher neared her. Kagome took out a black marker and pushed aside the pink haired kunoichi's bangs.

"Since you have such a big forhead you, it will make a nice billboard!" Proclaimed the miko.

Sakura gulped and shut her eyes awaiting the cold marker tip to make contact with her skin. When Kagome was finished writing on her student's forehead she gave her a mirror to look.

It said: Don't Mess With The Inu Group!

Sakura sighed and gave the teacher back her mirror. Kiba gulped as she came towards him and crossed her arms over her chest.

"Since you act like such a mutt you can eat like one too!"

Kagome held out a bag of dog food and poured it into a blue bowl. Everyone stared at her like she was crazy so she decided to explain why she had it.

"InuYasha secretly likes dog food..."

Everyone sweat dropped and looked as she gave the bowl to Kiba.

"By the way thats what you'll be eating for the rest of the week!" Laughed Kagome.

Kiba took the bowl and forced himself to eat the disgusting dog food. Akamaru watched as his master ate the food and he found humself drooling over it.

Everyone sweat dropped again...

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"Listen up! I have found punishments fit for all of you!" Shouted the lecherous monk.

All 3 students held their breath and stood still. Miroku looked at each student and then his gaze fell on Chouji... He took a deep breath and waited for Miroku to speak.

"You have to watch all 3 of us eat a bag of chips for the next week!" Said the monk triumphantly.

Chouji stared at his teacher and had a sad look plastered onto his face. Miroku watched Chouji's reaction and it looked like that hit the spot...

Next his gaze fell upon Lee and he snikered. The taijutsu expert thought that he could take anything that the monk could throw at him... He was so wrong!

"You have to make fun of Gai Sensei right when he gets back!"

Lee's eyes almost popped out of his head. His teacher couldn't be serious? He couldn't make fun of Gei sensei... But if he didn't he would soon face the consiquences.

"Now for Tenten..." Dreamily said Miroku.

She told herself that she would stand up to that perverted monk! And thats exactly what she'll do! Tenten looked him in the eye showing no signs of fear.

"You and I will be handcuffed together... around our wrists...

Tenten was on the brink of fainting and the edge of vomiting right then and there. That monk sure was perverted and he had a disgusting mind!

Miroku interupted Tenten's thoughts by handcuffing her wrist and then his own. She looked at her handcuff and sighed... Tenten was going to need therapy after all this!

When Miroku saw his students expressions, he smiled to himself. Indeed he had thought of great ways to punish those sneaky leaf ninjas!

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"Everyone shut the hell up!" Yelled InuYasha.

All 3 ninjas instantly ran to their teacher and stood in a row. There heads hanging downward and eyes closed tightly... awaiting the the hanyou's worste...

"Shino!"

"You cannot talk to your bugs for a whole entire week!"

The bug ninja growled under his breath and crossed his arms over his chest. InuYasha glared at Naruto and then at Hinata.
"Which one?" He thought.

"Hinata!"

"Everytime you speak to Naruto, you must refer to him as... the sexy ramen eater!"

Hinata's face was as red as a cherry. She looked at Naruto and blushed even more when he made eye contact with her. Hinata looked at InuYasha and opened her mouth to protest but InuYasha had moved on...

"Naruto!"

"You cannot eat ramen for 7 days and... you cannot use your sexy jutsu!"

The ninja looked at him agrivated and then spoke with a loud tone.

"WHY THE HELL DO I GET 2 PUNISHMENTS!"

"Because..." Started the hanyou.

"Your a pain in the ASS!"

Naruto glared at him and then walked to a tree and sat. He hated InuYasha as a teacher and hoped that the 6 remaining days would go by quickly and smoothly...

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"Everyone line up NOW!" Screamed the demon slayer.

Neji, Ino and Shikamaru ran to Sango and did as told. The white eyed prodigy merley stood their tapping his foot impatiently.
He wasn't afraid of his teacher... ok well maybe just a bit... ALOT!

''Lets see... Ino time for your punishment!"

The kunoichi stared at Sango wondering what she had cooked up in her brain... The more she thought of it... the more it made her feel worse!

"You have to carry my hiraikotsu around everywhere you go for... the rest of the week!"

Ino's mouth hung open and she had a look of fear in her eyes...

"But I'll break ANOTHER nail!" Yelled Ino.

"TOO BAD! SUCK IT UP!" Shouted the demon slayer.

Sango tossed the weapon at Ino and she grabbed onto it. Ino was pulled down due to the heaviness of the boomerang. She looked at her finger nails and broke another!

"Neji smart ass Hyuga!" Called Sango.

"Hn..." Was his response.

Sango gave him a cold evil stare before she thought of the perfect punishment!

"You have to be my personal servant!" Sango said.

"You have got to be kidding me!" Neji shouted.

"Not even close..." Sango retorted.

Before Neji could talk back, he was silenced by Sango showing him her fist. And then brining it down on her open palm.
He hated when Sango threatened them to get her way!

"Shikamaru... you can't say how troublesome!"

His eyes widened and he stared at his teacher she shrugged and then pretended to zip her lips. Shikamaru nodded slowly and opened his mouth to say something...

"How troub..."

He stopped himself before he got into a fight with Sango and probably get his ass kicked too! Shikamaru grunted and sat on the dirt floor.

"Man... am I like addicted to those words?" Thought the ninja.

Sango smiled upon giving them their punishments and began to pat kirara. The fire neko jumped onto her lap and she lightly purred as Sango stroaked her head.

"Revenge is sweet!" Sango thought.