RR76: This is a spinoff of Pre Teen Titans. They had a story once, but now it's gone. So sad... their theme song is still up though. And this has GROWN UP humor and language, so if little kids are reading this without parent's permission... RIGHT ON! FIGHT THE PIGS! FIGHT!

Anyway, read now kindly. And I don't own nuttin'. Except for three of the Pre Teen Titans.

In an evil factory somewhere in the city of Leap, a creepy old woman with a bun was trying to sell some guy with half of a face on a group of three stupid evil childran.

"The WELT School for Sociopathic Childran is proud to unveil it's top three students of 2003."

"Contraption, a supergenius who fights by using his really really lousy, 6-year-old esque insults. And with his weird technology that, for whatever reason, is light years ahead of the U.S. Army's weaponry."

A bald kid with goggles and a green C on his shirt stepped out and shot missles at a group of robots, screaming "Eat hot death rabbit with string all around and can't get out!"

"Elephant. He's big. And BLIND!"

A big guy came out and tried to punch a robot but missed because, alas, he's blind. So out came his partner to help him out, a pink haired ditz in a skintight leather jumpsuit.

"And Hex. She's really really...pink."

Hex pulled out a pink crayon and colored all over the robots. Unfortunately, this crayon was made of... ACID! So they all died.

"This team can be yours, Mr. Slode, for the right price that is," Bun Lady told her half-faced client.

"Very impressive, Bun Lady. By the way, who the hell named you, a retarded orangutang on pot?" Mr. Slode asked.

"I come from a long line of people with stupid names, I'll have you know. My father was named Vaginal Davis!" Bun Lady scoffed.

"...Riiiiiight," Slode said in a Dr. Evil kind of way. He walked over to his Really Uncomfortable Concrete Chair from Hell and sat down. "Your team has one last final exam to pass before serving me. Destroy the Pre Teen Titans. Then we'll talk." Then the lights went out. "Dammit! I forgot to pay the electrical bill again!" Slode yelled. "Aw, Hex, if you're scared I'll hold you close until it's over," he cooed as someone latched onto him.

"Slode, that's just me," his butler, Juicy Fruit said.

"You're fired."

Meanwhile, in Pre Teen Titan's Tower, which is shaped like a P...
"Creature Kid, what is the location of the remote control?" asked Blowbot the Retarted Robot.

CHARECTER BIO:
BLOWBOT
AGE: ROBOTS DO NOT AGE
HEIGHT: 1'
WEIGHT: 16 IBS
DESCRIPTION: LOOKS LIKE THE ROBOT IN THAT ONE WITH CONTROL FREAK, YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT THE TITANS HAD TO FIGHT.
BIO: A magical robot from somewhere east of Pittsburg. Blowbot is the last survivor from the ancient Constitutional Robocracy from Somewhere East of Pittsburg. He talks funny and constantly asks people if they want him to "blow" them. They then get disgusted.

"What makes you so sure that I lost it, Blowhard?" Creature Kid snapped back.

CHARECTER BIO:
CREATURE KID
REAL NAME: NERMAL LOGAN
AGE: 12
HEIGHT: 4'12"
WEIGHT: I DON'T KNOW
DESCRIPTION: LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE BEAST BOY, ONLY SHORTER.
BIO: Garfield Logan's (aka Beast Boy) estranged identical twin brother that he doesn't know. He has the power to turn into anything that's green. As long as it's green, he can turn into it.

"You will find the location of the remote control, or I will blow you," Blowbot threatened, raising his threatening gun threatanintly.

CK rolled his eyes. "Dude, stop saying that. Honestly, you have a dumber name than I do, and I'm named after a CAT!"

The two began to argue, garnering the attention of Crow T Robot, their friend and teammate. "Would you two SHUT UP ALREADY? You'd think being trapped up in outer space for 10 years I could put up with this!

CHARECTER BIO:
CROW T ROBOT
AGE: ROBOTS DO NOT AGE
HEIGHT: 3'12"
WEIGHT: MADE OF PLASTIC, SO NOT MUCH
DESCRIPTION: BOWLING PIN FOR MOUTH, CYMBOLS FOR CHEST, SPRING FOR NECK, PING PONG BALL CUT IN HALF AND PAINTED YELLOW FOR EYES, NET ON BACK OF HEAD.
BIO: WAS BUILT BY JOEL ROBINSON, A JANITOR TRAPPED UP IN OUTER SPACE. MAIN FUNCTION: WATCH BAD MOVIES AND MAKE FUN OF THEM. CAPITALIZED FOR NO REASON.

"Dammit, I'm sick of this!" Crow shouted over the din. "RR76, I quit!"

"CUT!" RR76 shouted. "Crow, you can't quit! Who are we supposed to replace you with?"

"Find someone, I'm going back to Minnesota!" said Crow, and he left. Never to be seen again...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Meanwhile...

"Welcome to the Pre Teen Titans Auditions. You will all be auditioning for the part of Crow. Anyone not like that?" asked RR76. Three people raised their hands.

"Carson, if you will..." a Mysterious Voice said.

Carson Elam, from the story Carson, stepped out of nowhere, pulled out his gun, and shot the three of them.

"Any more objections?" asked RR76. Everyone was silent.

"Okay then. Your panel members will be: Myself, Carson, and Toucan Sam. Let's start with you:"

Terra stepped up in a cheerleader outfit. She then began to dance and cheer. "I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot. I'm bitchen', great hair, the boys all love to stare. Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest!"

Toucan Sam leaned over to RR76. "She has a chest?" he muttered. RR76 chuckled.

"Sorry, not what we're looking for. NEXT!" Carson shouted.

"But I--"

"I SAID NEXT BITCH!" Carson shouted, and leaped at Terra, hacking her to pieces with his sword and impaling her head on a pike.

The next auditioner came out. It was Kitten. Carson shot her. Nuff said.

"NEXT!"

Jinx.

BAM!

"NEXT!"

Torgo.

BAM!

"NEXT!"

The Girl in Gold Boots, Michelle.

BAM!

"NEXT!"

Raven came in. "Wait a minute, this isn't the really depressing poetry and people who cut themselves museum!" she realized.

"PERFECT!" shouted RR76. "We've found our new Crow!"

"What? I--"

"GREAT WILL OF THE MACHROCOSM, RESTART THE SHOW!"

While Ms. Will was reseting the show, Raven was taking the time to meet the other cast members in the coffee room. She brushed past Bluejay, Sunburn and Blowbot, and went right to Creature Kid, giggling giddily, causing several cast members to explode due to her powers.

"Hi," she said still giggling like a school girl. "I'm Raven!"

CK looked at her oddly. "Hi... um, Raven? Raven?"

"So, I'm just curious, are you and Beast Boy...identical...in every way or are some things...not as big...as..." Raven said mindlessly as her eyes began to wander downward.

"Who?"

"Um...marbles...taco..." Raven mumbled, still with the eye wandering.

Creature Kid grew uncomfortable. "Raven? Raven? RAVEN!"

"Huh? Wha?" asked the goth telepath half demon, snapped out of her perverso-trance.

"My eyes are up HERE!" shouted CK. He then pointed at his eys. Point. Point. Point.

Raven giggled again, and Blowbot exploded. "Silly, I don't care about you eyes! Your emerald green...Beast Boy like...eyes..."

CK sighed. "This is gonna be a loooooong story..."

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