RR76: Okay. I'm updating. Yeay for the lack of school!

Responses:

Ghost Knight: Then my work is done.

EMBER91: Die you shall not.

im in a kill people mood: Blowbot was the name of the charecter in Pre Teen Titans. He's supposed to have a dumb name. C.K. put it best "I have the gayest name in the universe, next to Blowbot."

Rory: Ancient throne of the what now? Haha, sorry, I had to put that bit in. I thought you'd like the idea--he's BBs identical brother and Raven is really really attracted to him.

DarkChild5: Yes...wonder if there is a museum like that.

MUPPET BABIES! WE'LL MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! I DON'T OWN THE TEEN TITANS, SO PLEASE, DO NOT SUE!

Pre Teen Titans chapter 1, take two. Marker. And...action!

Raven looked up from her book. "Would the two of you stop arguing? I'm trying to read about how to make people suffer!"

BIO: RAVEN
AGE: ...16?
HEIGHT: I DON'T KNOW.
WEIGHT: I DON'T KNOW
MADLY IN LOVE WITH: NERMAL LOGAN? BB AIN'T HAPPY...
PROFILE: If anyone asks, I will kill them.

Creature Kid stared at her. "...seriously?"

At that moment, Bluejay and Sunburn came waltzing in, arguing about how Brad Pitt is cuter than Ben Affleck. Personally, I prefer Eliza Dushku.

BIO: BLUEJAY
AGE: 12
ORIENTATION: CONTROVERSIAL
HEIGHT: 2". HE'S A THUMB. LITERALLY.
WEIGHT: HOW MUCH DO THUMBS WEIGH EXACTLY?
PROFILE" Former sidekick to Batthumb. Now leads Pre Teen Titans. Really really gay.

BIO: SUNBURN
AGE: 12
SUNSCREEN: USELESS
HEIGHT: KITTENS!
WEIGHT: IN GOLD? I DUNNO
PROFILE: Crown princess of Planet Extapolatoketel. Speaks weird language. Gets sunburns. Alot.

(I swear I never have these discussions) "I'm telling you, Ben ith THO much prettier than Brad. He'th GORGEOUTH! OOOOH! MARRY ME BEN!"

"No, thou are wrong! It is One Called Brad who is the cuter than the Ben! I will prove it to you by--"

Just then they were at Pizza or Bust, their favorite restoraunt. The author got bored and decided to advance the plot. A bus appeared out of nowhere and assaulted a baby carriage, the Titans stopped it, yadda yadda yadda...but then...

"We are the WELT! And this is Omega Maneuver!" shouted Hex. She produced a pink marker and attacked Raven, getting pink on her cloak.

"GASP! No, my cloak! My depressing goth cloak! WAH!" Raven started to cry, and her powers blew up something. Something...evil. What? Huh? Who? No pickles.

Meanwhile, the other Pre Teen Titans were beaten back by the WELT kids. All that was left was Bluejay. He's screwed.

"All right, you nathty evil thingies, I'm gonna do to you what I do to thtubburn grath thtainth!" Bluejay threatened, pulling out a dishwasher. From his pocket. Yeah... But LO! Contraption pulled a plothole out of his pocket (of EVIL) and threw it at Bluejay, sucking him in.

MEANWHILE, IN PRE TEEN TITAN'S TOWER
Raven helped Creature Kid into a chair in the hallway. Creature Kid sat, nursing a wound on his leg, still replaying the fight in his mind, trying to realize where he had gone wrong. Raven, meanwhile...

"Creature Kid, your leg...it's hurt," Raven purred.

"...yeah. Aren't you, like...magic? Can you heal it?" the changeling asked.

"Of course!" Raven cheered peppily and out of charecterly. "I'd do anything to fix your leg. Your muscular...Beast Boy like...thick...powerful..."

"Oh boy..."

"OH SHUT UP AND TAKE ME NERMIL!" Raven yelled, pouncing on the hapless preteen.

"AAAH! I NEED AN ADULT, I NEED AN ADULT!"

"ADULTS ARE FOR WUSSES, NOW COME HERE!"

"CUT!"

The Great Will of the Machrocosm reset everything, going to a sullen Raven muttering bad naughty things about Creature Kids'...leg. Yeah, that'll do. Then conveniently, Blowbow and Sunburn came in.

"Perhaps you all should henceforth refer to me as "Flybot,". Now explain the play by play of how you blew the WELT kids," Blowbot said monotonously.

No one spoke. Because they all have laryngitys. Then the WELT kids came in and kicked them out to the point where they were on the shore looking at their P-shaped tower. Pleasent conversation was exchanged.

"YOU (bleep)! HOW COULD YOU LET THAT HAPPEN?" Raven bellowed at Sunburn.

"I DID NOT ALLOW THAT WHICH YOU SAY I ALLOWED TO HAPPEN HAPPEN! YOU ARE A SPLICKENSPLAK MOOMENSTAFFER!" Sunburn retorted.

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAID, BUT YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SPEAK IN TOUNGS!" Raven threatened.

Just then the plothole opened up and Bluejay fell through. He gave them bad directions to the police. They got lost and died. The end.

...PSYCHE!

They went back and kicked the WELT's collective asses.

"Put it in a blender and call it porridge, I'm calling Slode," Contraption muttered.

"Who'th Thlode?" Bluejay asked, holding up Contraption.

"No no, it's 'Slode,' not 'Thlode'. Try it."

"Thlode."

"No you idiot, Slode. SLODE!"

And so the adventures of the Pre Teen Titans began! Now review or Blowbot will blow you!