RR76: I'm bored, so I update. S'what I do.

Responses:

EMBER91: Yes. Funny good. Sadness bad. I see that now.

Rory: I dunno, I think she grew. I think that she was 14 in the first two seasons, 15 in the third, and is 16 now. She and Beast Boy got taller. Sick of Tommy? I know whatcha mean.

Don't--oh wait, I already covered the things I don't own in "The Zeppo" So HA! Take that lawyers!

Lawyers: Damn you RR76!

In a happy magical building somewhere in the city, there was an army of happy little Slode people bent on taking a floppy disk from a glowing cylinder of happyness. And the were about to, when all of a sudden...

"HEY! You people are all catasaganatacodanatal shoombobbles!" Sunburn shouted.

"Great Sunburn. Speaking demonic languages, that'll scare 'em," Raven said, rolling her eyes.

Bluejay gave the battlecry and the Pre Teen Titans were AWAY! And they did some fightin' and killin', and then whoop-dee-doo, Bluejay and Sunburn started chasing after one. Meanwhile, with our two favorite Pre Teen Titans, C.K. and Raven...bit of a contradictorial (?) thing, ain't it? I mean, she's a TEEN Titan. So why would she be on a squad of PRE teens? Think about it...

Creature Kid had just saved Raven by doing something. Not sure what. I mean, he's worthless. What can he do? Give them grass stains? Oooh, he can turn into a green pen and squirt ink in their eyes. That hurts. And that's what he did. And he did the Beast Boy "You owe me big time," dance and song.

"Want me to repay my debt now?" Raven purred huskily, stepping up close to Creature Kid and letting her hands wander around his...CHEST! HA! YOU THOUGHT I WOULD SAY SOMETHING DIFFERANT, DIDN'T YOU? HA! AND AGAIN, HA! NEED ANOTHER? SURE! HA!

(Author's note: I do not endorse pedophilia)

Creature Kid started to sweat. "Um... t-t-there's evil over t-there that I need to f-f-f-fight," he stammered.

Raven waved a hand. "Evil shmevil. I'm evil. I'm supposed to end the world. These things always work themselves out, usually with the help of a green heartthrob (I don't mean that, not gay) and a closet case in tights, but we got both of those things, don't we baby?" She leaned forward to kiss him.

MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE A LITTLE MORE Y-7ISH...

Sunburn and Bluejay kept chasing after the evil person. And they caught him. Yeay.

"Now I'll interrogate you! Where'th Thlode hiding?" Bluejay shouted, grabbing him by the neck and straddling him...I need help. But suddenly, the ninja guy exploded. Also yeayish.

"Wow," Bluejay said to Sunburn. "I gueth he wath jutht a robot." Then the blood fell on them, followed by the charred internal organs and his BRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIN! "Gueth not."

They got back to the tower. More yeay. "We need to find information on Slode," Raven said. She went to the computor and turned it on, seeing Toucan Sam on the monitor. She sighed, remembering that RR76 had installed that just to bug them. Sam was lighting up a cigarette and muttering about the divorce proceedings. "Toucan Sam?" Raven asked.

Sam choked on the smoke (yeay rhymes!). "What the hell..? No. No! The voices, they're back!" he shouted.

"Open the crime files Toucan Sam," Raven ordered.

"No, no, stay back! Stay back dammit! My therapist says you aren't real!" Sam moaned.

"Just open the crime files Sam."

"No. NO! GET AWAY!" Toucan Sam grabbed a briefcase and flew off. Raven sighed again and brought up Lucky the annoying leprechaun. "Lucky," she said to him.

Lucky shrieked, brought a gun to his temple and blew his brains out. Raven yelled in frustration.

"Perhaps I could do better. Move out of the way or I will blow you," Blowbot told Raven. He stepped up and interfaced with the computor. The other Pre Teen Titans watched as something disturbing happened between the two.

"Okay...I don't think I should be seeing this..." Creature Kid said shakily.

"I am done. I will call you sometime Computor. Bluejay, delete folder 'Bluejay's Private Pictures,' or I will blow you." Bluejay blushed and went into the other room.

Later, there was a call from the Floppy Disk in Glowey Light place. Someone had broken in. The Titans, minus Bluejay, stormed in to find a guy with a hat and a trenchcoat eyeing the Floating Multi-Colored Floppy Disks of Doom. He had a pink Y on the brim of the hat, which hid his face.

"Pre Teen Titans, proceed. Or I will blow you," Blowbot shouted and the Pre Teen Titans attacked.

"Hi, I'm Pink Y. And you can't thtop me!" the guy said in an eerily familiar voice. He threw a bunch of pink Ys at them and they got all sticky and stuck to the floor. Pink Y ran away. Not yeay. Boo Pink Y!

Later, at Pre Teen Titans Tower, Pink--uh, Bluejay was doing something that involved Slode. He disappeared. Then the plot advanced a little bit.

"You have done well, Pink Y," Slode said to him. "We will meet face to face now. Or I'll kill you." And the plot continued to advance. Right into another "Glowey Light with Disk Inside" building. Pink Y and Slode stood facing each other.

BIO:
NAME: SLODE WILSOSN
AGE: 35
HEIGHT: 6'12"
WEIGHT: 190 IBS
DESCRIPTION: LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SLADE, ONLY WITH A BLACK AND ORANGE HAT INSTEAD OF THE MASK
BIO: ...Moo.

They exchanged meaningless banter, and then the Slode Ninjas attacked Pink Y/Bluejay. The Pre Teen Titans came in, yadda yadda yadda, bit fight, yadda yadda yadda, Bluejay was revealed as Pink Y, yadda yadda yadda...so he started chasing after Slode, who escaped through the back door. Bluejay pulled a plothole out of his pocket, stepped through, and was suddenly in front of Slode AND in his normal blue tights. They exchanged more banter, then they fought, then Bluejay almost fell off of a building...and you know the rest.

Of course, when he was in his room, Sunburn came and slapped him. But she had a sunburn on her hand. So it hurt her. The end.

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