Jonny got hit by a bus...NARUTO STYLE!

I got this idea from my outdoor school cause this was our skit! We did it in different styles which I will write different chapters like in this story! all with Naruto characters and all funny!

IMPORTANT! Will not get any longer or more to it cause this is how I had it told to me so don ask for more kinds!

I WILL WRITE MORE CHAPTERS IN DIFFERENT STYLES!

Characters—

Jonny: Naruto

Bus Driver: Sasuke

Cell phone person/ ball player #1: Temari

helping Jonny person/ ball player #2:Hinita

Freaked out person#1/ ball player #3: Shikamaru

Freaked out person#2/ ball player #4: Rock Lee!

Cell phone answerer/ ambulance person#1: Sakura

Ambulance person#2: Ino (pig)

Director: KAKASHI!

REGULAR STYLE (NARUTO!

SHIKAMARU: Pass me the ball!

ROCK LEE: I bet you cant catch it!

SHIKAMARU: Shut up or I'll put you under my shadow jutsu and make you sing the commando song!

(Rock Lee shuts up and passes the ball to Hinita)

HINITA: Um Temari.. How hard do you want me to throw it?

TEMARI: FOR THE LAST TIME! You don't have to ask me just throw it already!

(Rolls the ball to Temari)

TEMARI: ughhhhhhhhhhh!

NARUTO: wow! I cant believe she even caught that! Throw me any throw and I'll catch it easily!

TEMARI: What makes you so sure you oversized orange!

NARUTO: Kakashi said that it didn't matter what I wore that it was what was on the inside that counted! (sniffle, sniffle)

TEMARI: Yes, and have you seen what Kakashi wears?

KAKASHI: HEY!

NARUTO: anyways...ITS BECAUSE IM SUPER NARUTO! oops! I mean..SUPER JONNY!

EVERYONE: super Naruto? sigh...

TEMARI: FINE super Jonny GO GET IT THEN!

(She throws it very, very far and "Jonny" chases after it)

(In Sasukes bus...)

Sasuke: You know..im way to cool to be a bus driver!...I know I'll just not pay attention., besides I love this song!

(turns up the radio bobs his head and sings along!

Song...

...Patrollen they try'n to catch me ridden dirty...try'in to catch me ridden dirty..try'in to catch me ridden dirty! My music's so loud..im swangin!..they hope'n that they gonna catch me ridden dirty!...try'in to catch me ridden dirty...try'in to catch me ridden dirty...try'in to catch me ridden dirty..

Meanwhile...

Naruto: Im gonna get it!(not noticing the bus)

Naruto: GOT IT!

SMACK!

SASUKE: FAWIZZAL MY NIZZAL I HIT A GUY!

SASUKE: oh it was just Naruto...

NARUTO: OWWW...

HINITA: Oh no! Poor Naruto!

SHIKAMARU: ha, ha...sweet!

ROCK LEE: I hope he died...!

TEMARI: UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER! HA HA HA HA A HA HA A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ...OK

NARUTO: I think my arm is broken! (looks at Sasuke in the bus)

NARUTO: sasuke!

(sasuke still enjoying the song completely unaware) or not caring...

HINITA: TEMARI CALL THE HOSPITAL!

TEMARI: do I have to?

HINITA: TEMARI!

TEMARI: fine...9-1-1...brrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiggggggggggggg...bbbbbbrriiiiinnnngggg...

Sakura: Hello?

TEMARI: Sakura! Naruto I mean Jonny got hit by a bus!...

SAKURA: REALLY! SWEET!

TEMARI: I KNOW! THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

HINITA: COME ON! TEMARI SAKURA!(OFF THE PHONE)

a little while latter...

Sakura/Ino: WOOO..WOOO..WOOO...WOOO (AMBULANCESOUNDS)

HINITA: GOOD YOU'RE HERE!

NARUTO: OH THANK GOODNESS I THINK IM DYING!

INO: DON'T WORRY! WERE HERE TO SAVE...

(SAKURA CUT HER OFF)

SAKURA: OH SHUT-UP INO-PIG!

INO: WHY YOU LITTLE...(SEES SASUKE) SASUKE!

SAKURA: SHE IS SO USELESS!

SAKURA: SO ANYWAY WHAT'S WRO...(KAKASHI cut off Sakura)

KAKASHI: CUT! CUT! CUT! JEZZ MABY NEXT TIME WE CAN DO SOMETHING A LITTLE BETTER! LIKE MABY...VALLEY-GIRL STYLE...!

EVERYONE: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW! MABY I'LL MAKE SOME MORE CHAPIES! BUT IT WILL BE THE SAME THING EXCEPT FOR DIFFERENT STYLES AND SOME DIFFERENT DIALOG, MABY LIKE WHAT KAKASHI SAID...R&R!