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In the wonderfully wacky world of the brain of Bluejay, Slode was breaking giant rocky pillars. Apparently, this was against Bluejay's morals, so he attacked Slode. They fought, broke some pillars, until Bluejay had Slode pinned. "Okay then Thlode," Bluejay shouted. "I'm gonna thtop you onth and for all!"

"Yeah, but look at that, you broke your friends. Cool," Slode replied.

Bluejay looked around to see broken statues of his friends Creature Kid, Sunburn, Blowbot and Crow. Wait--Crow? Something's wrong with that. So the stage crew came in, carved a Raven statue and smashed the Crow statue. Then they smashed the Raven statue. For continuity's sake. Oddly enough, the broken Raven statue got reeeeeeeeeeeeeal close to the broken Creature Kid statue and rubbed itself on the other...Creature Kid like...statue...and then a Beast Boy statue came and broke the Creature Kid statue further. So yeah.. Okay, that's confusing. They were all busted anyway, so who cares?

Bluejay shouted "NOOOOOOOOOO!" and pulled off Slode's mask to find--MARK HAMIL! No, wait, it was--LUKE SKYWALKER! I mean...ROBIN! Dammit, BLUEJAY! There we go. All better. And Thlode--er, Slode, laughed maniacally. Then Bluejay woke up to find Blowbot at the door.

"Bluejay, come quick. Slode has returned. He requires blowing," Blowbot droned. So Bluejay ran to the living room to see Slode on the giant TV. "Hello Titans," he said calmly. "I want to show you my newest plan for global death. It's called...a Croissant Detonator."

A sheet was pulled off of an object to reveal it was a giant croissant. Everybody gasped. "That's right, marvel at my evility!" Slode shouted. "This device, if detonated, will cover the entire city in it's rich...flaky...buttery...goodness...:drool:." Suddenly Slode started munching on the Croissant Detonator. "Mmmm, it's delightfully vicious! It's so deliciously...evil! Oh, this is good, better than--"

Raven shut off the TV. "Okay, that's a little too disturbing."

"We need to find out where it ith, and fatht!" Bluejay shouted. "Raven, look for clueth on there, I'm gonna go brood!" Bluejay walked off.

So Raven turned on the computor, but Sunburn shoved her out of the way, went to AlbinoBlackSheep dot com and started watching the Kitty Cat Dance.

"Cat, I'm a Kitty Cat. And I dance dance dance, and I dance dance dance," the cat sang.

"This feline has givin me the knowladge that the detonator of puffed pastries is at the docks!" Sunburn cried. "Pre Teen Titans, PROCEED!" Bluejay smacked her for stealing his line. Don't ask how he got to the living room. I don't know. Also, I don't know how a dancing cat could tell you where a croissant bomb was located.

So then they went to the docks, and when they got there, they found no pastries, only an army of...Evil Fanta Girls! They came at them, dancing with soda and singing "Wanna Fanta, doncha wanna wanna Fanta, doncha wanna,"

They came up to Creature Kid. "Green Boy we want you to/Drink a Fanta, or we'll kill you!" They produced knives.

"Hurry, drink the Fanta! It's their sorce of power!" Creature Kid shouted. But Bluejay knocked them all out of the way and drank it all for himself. So HA! The other Titans cowered agains the wall, until Raven cowered a biiiity bit too close to Creature Kid...yeah. I'll leave it at that.

Anyway, so then they went in search of clues, but all they found was a janitor. And they killed him, but LO! Suddenly they were in the sewers and they did some searchin'. But then...

A man burst through the wall. He was tall, blond and muscular in shiny gray pants and an undershirt. Everyone started shouting.

"NO!" gapsed Bluejay. "It'th Fridge Largemeat!"

"Punt Speedchunk!" gasped Blowbot.

"Hunk Rockgroin!" gasped Creature Kid.

"Slab Bulkhead!" gasped Sunburn.

"Big McLargehuge!" gasped Raven.

So Thick McRunfast attacked and Bluejay elected to stay behind and fight him. The others went on ahead to find the Croissant Detonator. Which they did, but it was a dud and shot them with a happy laser of DOOM!

Meanwhile, Bluejay defeated Roll Fizzlebeef. He looked over Bold Bigflank and found a mysterious map of the city. A giant S was in the middle, indicating that was where Slode was hiding. Bluejay pulled out a plothole, jumped in and came out in Slode's hideout. They fought. Bluejay lost.

"You see, Bluejay," Slode told him. "For some time now, I have been looking for...my remote control. I lost it several years ago and never found it. So I have now decided to get someone else to buy a new one for me because I'm too lazy to do it myself. Then that person will stay behind as my personal Remote Control Boy for all eternity. Or else..."

He pushed a button and four panels came up showing the blood of his friends. "Or else I activate my Alcoholic Probes and get all of your friends completely and utterly sloshed! So, what'll it be?"

Bluejay looked at the probe monitors and sighed. "You win Thole. I'll work for you."

Slode blinked. "No, I meant what'll it be as in...what do you want to drink?"

"Bluejay? Bluejay? Bluejay? Blu-Blu-Blu-Blu-Blu--" Sunburn's vocal chords were broken, and she was stuck repeating Bluejay's name. So sad...

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