(By popular demand)
I am proud to present...
The grand opening...
Of the all new play!
Naruto: Naruto got hit by a bus...
Valley girl style!
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-Jonney/
Naruto
let the show begin!
characters:
director: Kakashi + Gai (he was called in to help on this style of play)
Jonney: By Naruto demand: Sasuke
Bus driver:(Naruto wanted to do it but was immediately shot down because he wanted to actually do it so...) Shikamaru
ball thrower #1 + phone caller: Sakura
ball thrower #2 + worried person # 2: Ino
ball thrower #3 + worried person # 1: Temari
ball thrower #4: Neji
ambulance person: Kiba
random person: Naruto
Temari: Like Neji like catch!(iner temari why did I have to get this role!)
Balls thrown over and Neji purposely misses it!
Neji: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! It was all like dirty like! and besides I am trying to give myself a quick french manicure here!
Temari: your right! Now my hands are dirty and my manicure is ruined! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(Off stage)
Shikamaru: hahahahahahahahahhahahaha temari is gonna kill me for this hahahahahahhahahahahaha
Kakashi: shut it Shikumaru I cant have my actors walking off set in the middle off a script! Even If it was to shut you up...on the second thought keep laughing!
Shikamaru: No way!
Gai: why not!
Shikamaru: you don't know what she can do!
Kakashi: In or out off the bedroom?
Shikamaru: I DID NOT MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
Kakashi: so your not as good as I thought!
Gai: Pay up Kakashi! I knew he has been to lazy to make her come yet!
Kakashi: Grrr your right! Here..
Pays gai 20$
Shikamaru: WHAT YOU HAVE GOTTA B...oh forget it this is to troblesome! sigh
Kakashi and Gai symotaniously: poor kid sigh
(Now back to the play)
Sakura: I will get it!
Sakura: At least someone brought some moist towlets with them!
Inner sakua: I will show temari for throwing it so far!
Sakura throws it strait to Temari who is completaly unaware (she thinks)!
Temari is painting her finger nails when she senses...the ball coming!
(Matrix slow motion moment)
Temari kicks the ball with her free foot and continues to paint her nails
Sakura: grrrrrrrrrrrrrr like why did you like kick it so far ! I am so like so not getting that!
Sakura: oh Nejiiiiiiiii!
Neji: doing his nails and chantting: don't you wish your gilfriend was hot like me oo don't ya wish ya girlfriend was a freck like me oo don't ya don't ya baby...
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO
Sakura: Oh Sasuke!
(Sasuke who had be lying under a tree): Like what do want I was so like busy!
Sakuara: sasuke would you please like please get me the ball?
Sasuke: Fine! But do you realize how much this is cutting into my tan and waxing appointment?
Sasuke runs to get the ball and right before he went to get the ball in the street he saw...Naruto about to cross the street!
Naruto: yo Sasuke whats like up?
Sasuke; not much just like getin a ball and then I got tannin and waxin to got to!
Naruto: cool!
Naruto began to cross the street of corse with out looking both ways! ( tsch tsch!)
Sasuke saw a bus commin but did not care!
In bus!
Shikamaru: God I am so pissed at Kakashi and Gai! God what do they no!this is so troublesome! Remembores: I knew he has been to lazy to make her come yet! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh get out off my head get out get out! (sees Naruto) ooooooooo someone I can take un healthy rage out on! speeds up...
Flashes to Naruto to bus Naruto bus Naruto bus then to Sasuke standing there not careing!
Shikamaru hits Naruto! I mean realy hits him Naruto is unconshus
Shikamaru: YES!
Sasuke: YESSS!
Temari: YESSSSSSSS!
Sakura:YES!
Ino: YES!
Neji: if I was a rich girl na na na na na na na na na na na then id have all the money in the world if I was a wealthy g-i-r-l!
Kakashi: Sakura call the ambulance!
Sakura: hmm what! Oh right!
Sakura: 911 bbbbbbbrrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnngggggggg...bbbbbbrrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggggggggg!
Kiba: Hello?
Sakura: Naruto got hi...well slamed by Shikamaru with a bus...
Kiba: wow all this because he cant make Temari co...
Shikamaru: WHY WONT EVERY ONE SHUT UP ALREADY!
Temari: what do they mean that you havant made me co...ohhhhhhhhhh! haha I mean ...ya...of corse not...um grrr! ha ha ha
people give temari weird looks...
Kiba: WOO WOO WOO WOO (AMBULANCH SOUNDS!)
Kiba: ello!
Naruto: uuuuuuuuu
Ino: wait I think he is wakeing up!
Shikamaru punches Naruto and he is out again...
Kiba: Thank you!
Shikamaru: I just wanted the pleasure off doing that myself!
Sasuke: here here!
Gai: CUT CUT CUT!
Kakashi: wait that was just getting good!
Gai: YOU WERE GETTING COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE VALLY GIRL STYLE!
Temari: no way was I gonna do that any more!
Gai: and now we have lost another actor!
Naruto: actually I-Im feeling preety good
Sasuke: no your not!
Naruto: ya no Ithin I could go for a walk!
Sasuke: your not foolen annyone
Naruto: I feel happy!
Shikamaru punches him again
sasuke; thanks much!
Shikamaru: no probam!
well what do you think! Good bad fabby fab fab! tell me! Tell me!