RR76: Part 2 of "Hey, wanna be evil?" Enjoyness.
Responses:
Rory: Yup. Fantanas are freaky. Their theme song is catchy but annoying. BEWARE!
im in a kill people mood: Just wait and see what else Starfire gets directions from...hahahahahaha...
Insane but Happy (aren't we all?): Your wish is my lunch. There shall be a smurf.
satusimpson: It's actually sad--out of the 9 humor fics I've done, five of them have been plotless. I wish I could say the same for this one, but alas...
HEY! YOU! YEAH YOU! YOU SEE THAT LITTLE OPTION MENU THING DOWN THERE? AFTER YOU'RE DONE READING THE CHAPTER, SELECT SUBMIT REVIEW, CLICK GO, AND TELL ME WHAT YOU FRICKIN' THINK OF THE STORY! COME ON, IS IT REALLY THAT HARD? JUST A LITTLE BUTTON! WOULDN'T TAKE TWO MINUTES! SO GO! DO IT! NOW!
Don't own, except for Creature Kid and Blowbot. And Sunburn.
Meanwhile, Creature Kid and Raven were searching the city for Bluejay, with no luck (I know it was Starfire in the show, but come on, Sunburn sucks). Blowbot, meanwhile, was searching the sewars. "It would appear that Bluejay and Blast Hardcheese did battle, but I cannot ascertain who won. Someone must be blown."
Sunburn was watching The Smurfs for any clue as to the wherabouts of Bluejay. "La, la, la la la la, sing a happy song!" the blue creatures sang joyously.
"It would appear that the Smurfs have not yet located friend Bluejay," Sunburn reported.
Suddenly, Smurfette and Papa Smurf jumped out of the T.V. "That's right Sunburn," Smurfette cackled. "And soon, we will smurfing kill those smurftacularly smurfy bastards!' Sunburn gave an Evil Boistrous Laugh and went back to watching for Bluejay as Papa Smurf got himself a beer.
Suddenly, there was a breakin and the Pre Teen Titans WENT! To the Multicolored Floppy Disk Center, where there was a "Laser". The intruder grabbed the "Laser" and tried to escape, but was stopped by the Pre Teen Titans. And then, GASP! It was Bluejay. He pulled out the "Laser" he stole, and started shooting the Pre Teen Titans, and there was a fight...ho hum...and then he was standing on the giant letter E on the Bayne building, and Sunburn was there, and then...
"Bluejay, please shoot me," Sunburn begged.
"Okay!" Bluejay squealed, and prepared to shoot her, when suddenly RR76 was screaming at him through the radio thingy "You idiot, this is where there's supposed to be an internal conflict! Act conflicted!"
Bluejay sighed and lowered the "Laser". "No, Thunburn, I can't do it, I will not hurt you..." Bluejay said unconvincingly. So then SLODE yelled at him and activated the Alcoholic Probes.
Suddenly Sunburn fell on the Y in the giant BAYNE sign. "Bluejay, yer named after a biiiiiiiiird..." she said, obviously sloshed.
Creature Kid crawled over to Raven. "I'm gonna make you feel beutiful Rae-Rae..." he said slurrily (MY word). The two started going at it below the B. Blowbot, meanwhile, blew up the leter A. Since he's drunk. Do robots drink...?
Anyway, so Bluejay shot Sunburn, and then they all stopped being drunk.
Creature Kid and Raven abruptly stopped making out JUST as Creature Kid had his hand down Raven's leotard. He pulled it out and started spitting. "AAAAAH, RAVEN GERMS!" He pulled away but Raven grabbed him and, whoop-dee-doo, they were back at it.
Meanwhile, Sunburn and Blowbot were trying to figure out what just happened, when suddenly Bluejay came, punched them, and left. His "Laser" was broken. By Raven. Plothole.
And so, Bluejay pulled out yet another plothole, jumped in and was back at Slode's hideout, where he punched the Slode person. Then they started fighting, and then Slode did the thing where he ground Bluejay's head into the cement, and then he threataned to make the others get wasted again, and Bluejay objected, and then the Pre Teen Titans came.
"No, what are you doing here?" Bluejay shouted. "He injected probeth in your bloodthtream to make you drunk at the puth of a button!"
The Pre Teen Titans gasped and ran off screaming. Bluejay was left to his fate. And so he...DIED! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Meanwhile, in the boardroom, RR76, Nabeshin and Sopi Sopopolopolous, the donut girl, were debating who should replace Bluejay. And then they decided. It would be...eh, I'm not telling.
POLL: Who do you want to be the guy to replace Brother Blood?
A. Fat Man, the evil head of Novicorp. He's also really really old and fat.
B. Torgo, the Evil Butler of Doom. He takes care of the place while the Master is away...
C. Made up charecter with a dumb name.
Take your pick. This'd be longer, but I have writers block. Sorry.
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