RR76: I'm sorry it took me so damn long to update this. Well, here you are.

Responses:

Rory: 1 for A. Hmm, how's the eye-shielding going?

SaintH: Hmmm, Crabs...huh.

im in a kill people mood: I should put Bender in here! Or Zoidburg. Meh, I know it was sucky. Sorry. That's one for Torgo.

Archergirl87: I wrote the theme song for another story. See, long before this, I had another story. That was back when people actually READ my stories. And I wrote the theme song for that. The Pre Teen Titans were in it. So yeah. I'm glad you like the story. So that's two for A. Just wait and see what BB does.

EvilCherry: That's 1 for C. Anyway, thank you for the review. Plotholes make us strong, don't they?

Don't own and so on, yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah, can we just get on with it?

In the magical canyon of happy people, outside of the city...even though there's no room for it, I mean, come on, there's the ocean on one side, and a bustling metropolis on the other! How does a canyon fit into all of that?

I'm sorry. Anyway, there was a giant scorpian. Named Fred. Or Charles. Or Caleb. Yeah, Caleb. That's the ticket. And he was chasing a preppy blond girl who was anorexic and flat. Fun. And so they did the chasing, and suddenly, the budget ran out and the flat girl came to the end of the universe and could travel no more!

But LO! Out of nowhere came the Pre Teen Titans: Raven, Blowbot, Creature Kid (Raven: smacks RR76 for not putting her name next to CKs), Sunburn, and their new leader...Gypsy!

Charecter bio:
Name: Gypsy
Age: I dunno
Height: I dunno
Weight: I dunno
Power: Um...zizzle stick!
Description: Coil attatched to a purple block that is a head. Flashlight for eye.
Bio: Built by janitor. Spent 10 years in space alongside former Titan Crow T. Robot.

"Pre Teen Titans, GO!" she shouted in her high pitched voice. But it was soon apparent that the girl could take care of herself.

Flat girl started talking to Caleb the Giant Scorpian. "So, so I talked to David the other day, and I told him I was gonna go to Sarahs wedding, and he says 'Well, then I'm going hunting with Dave and the guys on Friday' and so I said 'Not unless you take out the trash, 'cause my 4-year plan-' oh, did I tell you about my 4-year plan? Well, the thing is--"

"No, stop! Please! I'm...so...bored..." Caleb said, and suddenly died.

So Flat Girl climed up to where the Titans were. "That was incredible!" Gypsy exclamed.

"Yes, for a brief time, I was afraid we would have to blow the scorpian," Blowbot droned.

Creature Kid drooled and Raven felt her anger rise. She decided right then and there that she hated Flat Girl.

"Like, no way! It's like, the Pre Teen Titans! My name's Dirt, I'm like, soooooo happy to meet you!" Flat Girl said in a valley girl voice.

Charecter Bio:
Name: Dir--

"Shove it dickweed!" Raven snapped, shoving a beefsteak down RR76's throat. RR76 gasped, choked, and died. DIEEEEED! Then he came back to life, because...aw, who cares.

So anyway. "Nice to meet you," Gypsy said. "I'm--"

"Ah, you must be Gypsy! Like, Bluejay told me about you from Hell!. And let's see, you're Blowbot, right?"

"Pleased to not blow you," Blowbot stated.

"And Sunburn, like, howzit goin'?" Dirt asked Sunburn, slapping her on the back. Sunburn screetched in pain.

"You're Crow, right?" she asked Raven.

"...Crow quit midway through the first episode..." Raven replied through gritted teeth, a vein on her forehead pulsating with bitterness and rage.

"Like, okay! And then you must be..."

"I love you!" Creature Kid blurted out. Raven slapped him and went off to cry. Her emotions blew up half the city of Leap. Too bad.

So anyway, they took Dirt back to Pre Teen Titan Tower, where she ate all their food, dirtied their bathroom, and washed her filth on their sink. So pretty.

Anyway, eventually, she and Creature Kid went down to the rocks to make out. Which they did. And Raven was watching and got all sad. Then her communicator rang and she took it out to see Beast Boy looking at her with his trademark grin on his face. "...Hello Beast Boy..." she mumbled.

"You okay Raven?" he asked her, concern in his eyes. "You look sad."

"...it's nothing..." she sighed. "What do you need?"

"Well, I just wanted to check in on you, see if you were doing okay...maybe ask if you were CHEATING ON ME!"

"What?" Raven snapped to life and started shifting her eyes. You know, like in the movies.

"...I'm just kidding!" Beast Boy laughed. Raven sighed in relief. "Anyway, just checking in. Carson leaving you alone?"

"He tried to decapitate me next to the water cooler the other day, but I told him to suck on it."

Beast Boy cocked his head. "Suck on what?"

"His cutlass."

"Oh." They were silent.

"Well, gotta get going. Starfire's making the Pudding of death. The secret ingredient is cadavers," Beast Boy said with a sigh.

"Wow, I pity you," Raven said.

"Yeah...well, hope to see you soon. You sure you're okay?" Raven nodded. "...Alright then. I love you Rae. Remember that." The com went blank. Raven smiled, and then got all guilty about her not-so-torrid affair with Creature Kid. Ain't that cute? Then, a cow dropped out of nowhere. "You cannot deny your heritige, Limbaugh," it told her.

"I ain't Rush Limbaugh."

"Oh." The cow poofed away into dust.

So then...yawn...they came to the happy underground mine of doom, where Slodebots were tearing everything up with their Slodeish Laser pistols of doom and joy. There was a fight, and then Dirt ran off down the mineshaft, only to come face-to-face with...SLODE.

"Hi," he said. "I'm Slode."

"Like, I'm Dirt!" Dirt replied. They stared deep into each other's souls for a while.

"...Wanna go out with me?" asked Slode.

"LIke, sure!"

So they went to dinner, a movie, then for coffee, and then Slode took her back to the mineshaft. "So, uh...I'd really like to see you again. Here's my number," Slode said, giving her a slip of paper. "You ever decide you want someone to beat and abuse you, you...go ahead and give me a call...you know?"

"Like, okay! But I'm already dating Creature Kid!" Dirt squealed preppily.

"He'll only break your heart."

"Like, NOOOOOOOOOO!" Dirt shouted. PMS took it's toll on her, and she brought the mineshaft down around them. But Creature Kid saved her life.

Back at the tower, Dirt ran off to date Slode. Creature Kid cried. Raven smacked him with a beefsteak. Yeay.

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