RR76: Yep. Here it is. Updating. You know. With the writing. And the updating...and the...yeah. I'm bad at this.

Responses:

satusimpson: Yes. Fun.

Rory: Gypsy won't last long, trust me. And, heh, Dirt's preppy speeches get longer and longer each time.

EMBER91: Beefsteak! Soy sauce! Cheese!

SaintH: Oh. Well then. Morgan don't get much action. And you don't know; you might have been in the Pilton sex tape.

I own: Creature Kid, Blowbot, Sunburn, Slode, Dirt, Pre Teen Titans Tower, the Slode Bots, Carson and beefsteak. Nah, I don't.

I don't own: Raven, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Starfire, Robin, Slade, Gypsy, Crow, Fantanas, Nick, Kalgon, The Master, "Manos", and so on and so forth.

There. With that in mind, enjoy the show dammit!

RR76 era

There once, long ago, in a galaxy not so far away, a guy. His name was...Ator. And he did stuff. But that's boring, so we won't talk about it. We'll talk about the day when Dirt betrayed the Pre Teen Titans.

Ah yes, such a lovely day it was. You know. If you ignore the fact that the sky was purple, and the hordes of Fantanas that were robbing a hidden bunker in the forest of random stuff. At least they were. Until along came...the Pre Teen Titans!

Gypsy grabbed her zizzle stick. "Pre Teen Titans, GO!" And GO! they did. The Fantanas, though, weren't giving up without a fight. They pulled out their respective sodas. "Tiny childran, playing hero/Justicewise, you're batting zero! Wanna Fanta, doncha wanna, wanna Fanta, doncha wanna...," They charged, spraying sticky fruit-flavored carbonated goodness all over the Pre Teen Titans. Alas, there was little they could do against this mighty onslaught!

"Alas, there is little we can do against this mighty onslaught!" Sunburn said, moaning in pain as the carbonation stung her sunburns. She suddenly peeled off the peeling skin from her sunburns, rolled it into a ball and threw it at the Fantanas, crushing several of them. One popped up for a second. "Ow, this ball is really heavy/I'll die in T-Minus 20!" At that point, everyone in the world snuck up on the Author, and smacked him over the head for writing such a cheesy rhyme that barely even rhymed.

Meanwhile, Gypsy was beating Fantanas with her zizzle stick, while Blowbot blew several others. Lucky feller--I mean, er--uh...look, a penguin! (author runs off and puts Torgo in the chair) "You're the author now Torgo!" RR76 shouted.

"WhAT? REAlly? COol!" Torgo squealed. He started typing...

Torgo Era

Meanwhile, SlodeBOTS converged on Dirt. Her POWers of telling long winded storIES about PREppy make-up and jewlry were great, but agains the mindless Fantanas, they were NOTHing. Until Creature Kid popped out of nowhere and TURNed into a frog. And as we all know, FANtanas are terriFIED of frogs. They ran away, singING "Frogs are green and gross and icky/We don't like them, we're too picky!" SUDDenly, RR76 appearED out of noWHERE and PUNCHed Torgo for writing that extremLY gay rhyme.

"WhAT the heLL was thAT for, MASter?" Torgo demanded.

"Dude, you can't just write cheesy rhymes over and over again! You think you'd have learned from me!" RR76 replied.

"ThEN why don't yOU wrITE the DIAlouge, EINStein?" Torgo snapped, standing up and wobbling away. RR76 smirked, sat down and started typing again.

RR76 era

So anyway, Dirt and Creature Kid had a make-out session, and this went on for many hours without the interruptions of Raven. How is Raven, you ask? I don't know. Haven't seen her. So anywho, they went back to the Tower and got a pizza, which they then sacrificed to Ugluk, God of Penniwinkle. What is Penniwinkle, you ask? Who knows. Who cares. So anyway, then they went off to sleep. SLEEP! When all of a sudden, the B Movie FanFiction Union came marching up to RR76 with Torgo at the front. "MASter, we deMAND an EQual share of the wrITING, as callED for in PARAgraph 2, sec. 4 of the FF UNIon ChartER."

"Fine, whatever..." RR76 grumbled, getting up from the chair. Nick Miller, the big chinned guy with the Cessna, sat down eagerly and started writing the chapter.

Nick Era

But sleep caused an alternent tangent to be brought into existence, so to correct the problem, Creature Kid got out of bed to talk to Dirt in an attempt to stop GenCorp from ever getting their hands on the Transport. They talked, and then Creature Kid gave her a box, because boxes are what stops alternent tangents from coming into existence. "Like, Creature Kid," Dirt exclamed. "Like, it's the most beutiful thing I've ever seen, like, ohmigod!"

"That's good," Creature Kid said. "This means that we can to to the year 1777 and correct the tangent problem!"

"Okay Chin Boy, out of the chair!" RR76 snarled. Nick glumly got up. "And put on your chinderwear, for God's sake!" the Raider fan snapped. Nick pulled out a mini pair of briefs and put them over his rather large chin. The Master gave a Boistrously Evil Laugh and climbed into the chair, starting to type.

Master Era

But "Manos" did not approve of Dirt's going out on dates! The law of "Manos" exists for us only! Dirt grabbed the box and ran into her room to worship "Manos"! Creature Kid, meanwhile, went back to his room to find a way to ask "Manos" to tie Dirt to a pole in the backyard so he could date her that way, when all of a sudden, Dirt showed up at his window, floating under the divine power of "Manos"! "Like, Creature Kid, do you, like, wanna go out?" she asked. Creature Kid nodded, and was endowed with the power of "Manos"! The two floated away, into the city, while deep inside the Tower, Slode-Bots were crawling in to do bidding for someone other than "Manos"!

"That's enough Master!" RR76 said. Carson came up and shot the Master, then went back to whatever it was he was doing with Raven. Kalgon, leader of the Enforcers, laughed maniacally and sat down, typing.

Kalgon Era

The Slodebots, muahaha, crawled through the Tower, muahaha, and Blowbot, without noticing them, went to the Refridgerator, muahaha, getting a large sandwich that he could ingest, muahaha. "This sandwich will give me energy that I can use to blow people," Blowbot said in a monotone, muahaha. He suddenly noticed the Slodebots, muahaha, and ran off to get the other Pre Teen Titans, muahaha.

Meanwhile, muahaha, Dirt and Creature Kid were at a seedy diner filled with truckers and bacon, muahaha. Dirt ordered pie for the two of them, muahaha, but it sucked, so they stopped eating it, muahaha, and ran off into the darkness, muahaha.

"Time's up Kalgon!" RR76 said. Out of nowhere, a guy in shiny grey pants and an undershirt driving a golf cart came, screamed, jumped out of said golf cart, and the golf cart crashed into Kalgon. He died. With all the members of the union gone, RR76 got back into the chair and took over once again.

RR76 era

The other Pre Teen Titans joined Blowbot in fighting the Slodebots. "There are many of these Congigational Stroombleshibies!" Sunburn screeched.

"Could you PLEASE stop talking like that?" Crow said with an exasperated sigh.

'It doesn't matter. Pre Teen Titans, GO!" Gypsy shouted, brandishing her Zizzle Stick once more. They got into a fight, and then there was a big blank spot that said "Insert Scene Here." Back with Dirt and Creature Kid, they had gone to Wisneyland, built in 1980 by Dalt Wisney. They rode the Barfinator, the Throwupalot, the Hurlotron, and the Spewspinner, before settling down so Creature Kid could win Dirt a prize on the Cookie Toss (heh, barf themed park). They then settled down to a nice, quiet ride on the Ferris Wheel...of BARF! HAHAHAHAHA!

"Dirt, I want to ask you some-blauuuuuughh..." Creature Kid said, throwing up. He wiped his mouth. "I want to ask you something. Are you having fun?" Creature Kid asked.

"Like, of course I-gllluuuuuuuhhhh..." Dirt said, tossing her cookies over the side of the Ferris Wheel. "Of course I am Creature Kid. Like, why wouldn't I? Other than the fact that Slode is right behind you."

"No problem," Creature Kid said, kissing her. They lay down on the seat as Creature Kid's hands went up Dirt's--"Slode's WHAT?"

"Right behind you," Slode said in a Slodeish way. He backhanded Creature Kid. "Stay offa mah girlfri-bububleaaaaaaaahhhh..." Slode said, throwing up all over Dirt. She frowned and wiped it off. Slode cleared his throat. "Stay offa mah girlfriend!" he shouted.

"Girlfriend? What?" Creature Kid asked forlornishly.

"Like, yeah! I'm dating Slode! I never really liked you Creature Kid! Like, bye!" She and Slode then jumped off, into a plothole. Formed by beefsteak.

"Dirt..." Creature Kid whispered sadly. "I...I love...bleeeeaaaaachhhh..."

And with that over, everyone lived happily ever after. Not if I have anything to say about it! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha--Kalgon, off the computor. NOW!

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