RR76: Howdy. Sorry, I know it's been a week since I updated this, and I'm eternally sorrowfull. To make it up to you, I will insert randomness and hilarity into this chapter, which, granted, I do all the damn time, but still.

Responses:

Rory: If you want to turn me in as a schitzo, feel free.

Satu Simpson: Tehehehehehehehehehehehehe...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

october tuscany: Wow. For once, you didn't tell me to write for Harry Potter. I'm shocked. Glad you liked.

EMBER91: I'd screw those up. Sorry.

SaintH: Don't shoot:pulls out Robin and runbs away: Now shoot!

The Alabama Kid: I'll see what I can do to work you into the plot.

im in a kill people mood: Damn, sorry. My brother went to France last spring. He could have bought a katana, but bought a really gay hat instead. Smart fellow...

Don't own and so forth.

"You have done well, snookums," Slode said to his girlfriend, Dirt. "You are incredibly hot, thin, and young (and a real tiger in the sack, rowwr...), enough to satisfy my sick pedophilic urges. I suppose it's time now..." Slode got on one knee and pulled out a small black box. Inside was a ring carved from Bluejay's knuckle. "Dirt," Slode said slowly. "Will you...marry me?"

"Like, of course I will Slode!" Dirt squealed, and kissed Slode.

Meanwhile, the Pre Teen Titans were driving about downtown in the Pre-Car, and Creature Kid was trying to make everyone and everything in the Pre-Car depressed, because the sexual advances of Raven and the subsequent betrayel of Dirt had left deep emotional scars that caused him to turn Goth. "Pain is what this world is about. This world was concieved in pain, and it will end in pain. Pain is the source of emotion as we know it. My take on pain is--"

"Would you SHUT UP ALREADY ABOUT PAIN YOU DAMN POSER?" Crow barked. "God..."

"God is a device used to make people conform to a specific ideoligy."

"Creature Kid, I must protest your status as Goth," Sunburn said as she applied more cream to her sunburns.

"Indeed Creature Kid, I insist that you cease your posing as a Goth, or I will blow you," Blowbot droned.

"Conformists," Creature Kid muttered, rolling his eyes. The other Titans sighed.

Suddenly, a giant thing of eyeshadow crashed into the Pre-Car. The Titans got and saw...Dirt standing there in a shiny suit. "Like, hi guys!" she yelled, and threw a bunch of lingere at the Pre Teen Titans.

"Pre Teen Titans--" Gypsy started to shout, but was suddenly conked on the noggin and shot into space. Without their leader, the Pre Teen Titans fell apart and ran away back to their inconspicuous P-shaped tower in the middle of the bay, where they sulked until a light in the sky appeared. Out of nowhere stepped...

"T--Torgo?" Crow whispered.

"Torgo...yes, that wAS my nAME. But now I am...TORgo the whITE."

"What is the purpose for your presence?" Sunburn whispered, hypnotized by Torgo's shineosity.

"Don't you knOW not to LOok a giftHORSE in the mOUTH?" Torgo the White snapped. He calmed down. "I have COme to retURN that whICH you HAve lOST."

A second light descended from Heavan and out of this light stepped...

"He-llooooooo!" it said in a really gay voice.

"AAAAAAAAAHHH! IT'S BLUEJAY!" everyone screamed.

Just then the alarm went off, as Dirt had freed the three most deadly monsters in all of Leap City: Touch Rustrot the weightlifter in the shiny grey pants, the Creeping Terror carpet monster, and Count Sparkula the Electric Vampire. So the Pre Teen Titans divided themselves up: Bluejay the White and Sunburn went after Reef Blastbody, Blowbot and Creature Kid went after the Creeping Terror, and Crow went after Count Sparkula.

Bluejay the White and Sunburn stared at the screaming golf-cart driving weightlifter. "Stump Chunkman!" shouted Bluejay.

"Bob Johnson!" gasped Sunburn. "No, wait..."

Blowbot and Creature Kid attacked the Creeping Terror. "I am having a distinct lack of luck blowing this Creeping Terror!" Blowbot said as he tried to blow the carpet monster.

"I have an idea: Let's stand here idly while the monster eats us!" Creature Kid said brightly.

"Excellent idea. Then we can try to climb into his mouth if we have any trouble! Execute the plan, or I will blow you!" Blowbot suggested.

Crow and Count Sparkula stared at each other. Then Count Sparkula went away and Dirt appeared out of nowhere and threw tampons at Crow. Crow fell into the ground and disappeared.
Dirk Hardpeck fell off a cliff. Sunburn and Bluejay the White cheered...and then screamed as Dirt came and buried them in dirty laundry. Bluejay the White ascended back into Second Bananna Heavan and Sunburn fell into the Earth.
The Creeping Terror was at Wisneyland, riding the Spewspinner, and randomly threw up Creature Kid and Blowbot. Dirt appeared and covered the two of them in potato cassarole. Suddenly, a plothole appeared and sucked in Blowbot. Creature Kid dangled at the edge, and looked up to see Dirt. "Dirt, please, don't do this..." he whispered.

"Like, sorry CK, but my fiance commands it!" Dirt cheered.

"Fiance? What the--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Creature Kid shouted as he tumbled into the plothole.

The four remaining Pre Teen Titans sat solomnly. "What do we do now?" sniffed Creature Kid. He broke down in sobs and his mascara started to run.

"What we have to do," a voice said. The Pre Teen Titans looked up and gasped.

"We're going to kill Dirt," the voice said. He stepped out of the darkness and it was--

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