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Mikan groaned. What was that noise? "David, Sara?" She knocked on her sibling's doors. "Is that you?"
"Nope!" Sara poked her head out.
"Not me, maybe it's that crow." David suggested. "Knocking on our door to steal our souls." They gave him a weird look. The crow that hanged outside the garden tree was creepy, but not that creepy.
"Yeah it's totally the grim reaper." Mikan replied sarcastically. "Anyways I'm gonna look, Sara wanna come with me?"
She nodded, and they both walked down the stairs and prepared to go out of the back door-
Knock! "That was the door." Sara opened it and saw a familiar comic fan. "Oh, hi Fred, what're you doing here?"
"Just checking up on Mikan since there's the whole Noodle clone thing going on." He gestured.
Mikan rolled her eyes at him. "I told you I'm fine Fred!"
"She's lying." Sara waved it off. "We're just about to check the shed, do you wanna join?"
"Sure!" He nodded. "I could use some mild adventure to start off the day."
Outside looked normal, but Mikan heard some noises in the shed. The Ferns house backyard was big enough to have a pond, some bamboo, and a nice table for barbeque, but there was a small shed where a lot of tools and parts were stored.
"The sound is probably in here." Mikan opened the door. "Now let's-"
Something instantly hit her leg, she yelped, falling backwards. "Mika!" Sara ran to her side.
A pair of red eyes were glowing inside the shed. "Ohohoho! Look what we have here?" NBB emerged, but he looked dressed straight out of a gangster movie. "A couple of trespassers!"
"This is our house!" Sara growled. "Stop breaking in!"
"I take what I please, and what I desire is your goodies!" NBB cackled, Fred saw the red gleam in his eyes before Sara did.
"Watch out!" He was able to push her out of the way, the laser eyes hit the shed wall, creating two small holes.
Mikan growled at the sight. "You're gonna bring the whole place down." Then her eyes lit up. "That's it!"
"You gotta plan?" Her sister asked.
"Yeah, we need a mirror."
"Why do you need mi-ohhhh." Fred realized what the snow-striped girl was planning and decided to be bait.
NBB eyed them. "What are you punks arguing over there for, eh?" He demanded at them.
"We're arguing about what a loser you are." The comic fan blankly stated, winking at the two sisters. They frowned but then winked back at him.
The small robot's eye twitched. "What did you call me, eh?!"
"A loser." NBB let out an angry screech and began chasing Fred out of the shed, while Mikan grabbed something shiny and reflective.
"Wow!" Sara grinned. "He's a real sore loser, that Noodle Burger Boy!"
"I know right?!" Fred yelled back. NBB shot laser eyes at Sara, but Mikan quickly deflected the laser with a small mirror, it hit NBB.
"Dirty t-trick!" He fizzled, the laser eye had hit his "brain" and there was a small explosion. Like usual, a leg bounced into Fred's arms.
"This is the part where I pretend to be shocked." He blankly stated. "Wonder why 'gansta' Noodle Burger Boy was in your garage."
Sara nodded. "Me neither, any ideas Mikan?"
"He moved some parts in here." Mikan pointed to some things. "Some of this stuff is from my Pop's old base, maybe he wanted to get a gift for Tri', or he's just messing with me."
"Should we report this to Big Hero 6?"
"Nah." Fred waved it off, winking at Mikan.
"I'm sure they'll be fine." Mikan chuckled, winking back.
"I don't get it." Sara just shook her head.
Ferns and Nerds group chat:
David Ferns: Why is there so much noise today
Mikan Ferns: idk
Sara Ferns: I have noooo idea
Fredzilla: None at all
Rachel Rosemary: They did something David. Don't believe them
Mikan Ferns: Wow, rude!
Hiro Hamada: Fred we're getting lunch at the cafe, come over
Fredzilla: NYOOM
Sara Ferns: He's gotta go fast
Gogo: Sara!
Sara Ferns: Or should I say
Gogo: SARA
Sara Ferns: Gotta gogo fast!
Gogo: S A R A
Hiro Hamada: I'm dying XD
TheLittleMermaid: Oh no I'll get Baymax!
Hiro Hamada: Ari it was a joke
Hiro Hamada: Ari
Rachel Rosemary: Y'all are wild lol
Rachel Rosemary: I look up and see Fred bolt in
Sara Ferns: He sonic
Gogo: Sara I will END your whole career!
As amusing as it would be to watch Fred scarf down his lunch at the Lucky Cat, the gang had business to speak about.
"Wait, there was another Noodle Burger Boy?!" Hiro turned to Fred, who mentioned it between bites.
"Yeah." He swallowed a pancake. "But it was taken care of real quick, probably just there to annoy Mika."
"Mikan." Gogo corrected, only David and Sara could call her that nickname.
"I'm gonna pirate it."
Wasabi cleared his throat. "Speaking of pirates, why did the pirate NBB go after fish?"
"Who knows?" Ari shrugged. "Fish can't be used for evil." Unless his plan was to deprive the city of seafood, she didn't know what NBB's big plan was.
"He could use it to attract fish-eating monsters to attack the city." Hiro theorized, they all shot him skeptical looks at that.
Ari especially. "Now you're just digging the bottle of the barrel."
"Am not!"
"Time out!" Fred cut the siblings off. "Time for a break from all this thinking, now Gogo." He leaned towards the engineer. "I believe you left us off on a cliffhanger."
He got a deadpan stare. "Nope, I'm done. Besides, it's not my assignment." She gestured to Hiro.
"Except I'm still stuck." He tapped uselessly on his phone. "Writer's block."
"Welcome to the world of being an author." Ari deadpanned, staring at the tv for some reason like she was on The Office. "It's torture."
"Hiro." The teen genius looked at Baymax. "If it is acceptable, I will attempt to continue your fan fiction."
Fred giggled. "Whaaaat?" Excitement in his voice.
Hiro himself was shocked, he didn't know Baymax could write. "Uh, really, Baymax?"
The healthcare companion nodded. "Yes. From my observations, fan fiction appears to be an extrapolation from various instances of previous behavior. It is a simulation."
"Operating in the dark is potentially dangerous." Baymax gestured to the robotics lab.
"This lab should be used for scientific purposes only." Karmi came back and was able to stand on his hand.
Somehow... fanfiction logic was weird.
The scene changed from the lab to the outdoors. "These robots require reprogramming." Baymax gestured to the robot Big Hero 6 and robot Momakase. "We must run extensive diagnostics." Wires came from the sky and hooked up to the offline robots.
"This will approximately take ten to thirteen hours." Karmi told him.
The gang looked at the frozen Baymax funny, a reload icon on his screen. "Uhh…" Hiro waved a hand in front of his eyes.
"Psst, Baymax, it's okay to skip the boring parts." Fred whispered to him.
"Oh, okay." He resumed narrating.
The wires unhooked as the robots were one-hundred percent reprogrammed. "Your diagnostics were successful." Baymax told Karmi.
"Thank you for your assistance." She replied back.
"I am designed to help."
"The end." Baymax narrated, on the document, two large "the end" words was on it. The gang stared, again.
"Huh." Gogo commented.
"That was, um…" Honey Lemon stammered. "Very realistic Baymax."
He didn't pick up her awkwardness. "Thank you, Honey Lemon. I am open to any constructive criticism you have."
"Well, if you're asking." Wasabi offered. "You didn't really answer why anyone would make evil robot copies of us in the first place."
Fred sported a grin. "Sounds like Wasabi has a theory. Which, about time. It's your turn."
"Right, right-" He nearly choked on his coffee. "Wait no-there are turns?!"
"Wait a minute." Karmi realized, looking at the reprogrammed robots. "If you're all bots, where's the real Big Hero 6?"
Little did she know, Big Hero 6 was waking up to the surprise of their lives. "Wow." Chop Chop stared at the sparkling walls. "This is the cleanest room I've ever been imprisoned in."
"Just because we're evil…" They looked up and saw Momakase staring down at them. "Doesn't mean we're unsanity." She was accompanied by several villains, including NBB, Sparkles, Steamer, High Voltage-
Ari spat out her orange juice. "Wait what?!" Her brother glared at her, he was in the spitting range and his face was now soaking wet from her saliva and orange juice. She felt bad, but hearing that her favorite villains were in the story caught her off guard. Well they're not really villains- now is not the time to debate that, Ari!
"Thanks." He grumbled.
"What'd I say?" Wasabi was confused. "I mean, Momakase's a chef, she has to have a clean workspace."
"That's not why I-" Ari paused. "Wait, I doubt villains have clean workplaces, she probably works in a dirty kitchen so she cooks food that makes her targets really sick."
"Nah, I doubt it." Hiro rolled his eyes, she had used poison-laced fish for that anyway. "And you call me paranoid."
"What? She's a terrible chef anyways." Who'd want to order sushi from someone who robbed and fed you poisoned fish?
Meanwhile… again.
"ACH-OO!" Momakase rubbed her nose, wondering if it was allergy season, or she developed a stupid allergic reaction to being in stupid Sycorax.
"Anyways, can I continue?" Wasabi was still narrating.
"Yeah sure, go ahead."
"Right, like I was saying…"
Chop Chop continued to admire the squeaky clean room. "Thank you. I'm so over the abandoned warehouses and subways." He looked at one of the villains. "Looking at you, Baron Von Steamer."
Steamer looked away awkwardly and tip-toed away in shame.
"So, what are you gonna do to us?!" Captain Cutie demanded.
Momakase loomed over them menacingly. "Now that the city is distracted by your doubles, we can do whatever we-"
"Wait, that's it!"
Wasabi pouted at Hiro. "So you're just taking over then?" Honey Lemon patted his shoulder in a comforting manner.
"Yeah. This is good." She reassured him. "You're gonna do your own homework now, Hiro."
"No, not the story."
His sister frowned. "Then what else?"
"I'm talking about the attack of the Noodle Burger Boys." Hiro stated.
"What about them?" Gogo frowned.
"It's just, while we were distracted by the copies, what was the original doing?"
Thud!
The cafe shook, a woman screamed outside. The gang ran out of the cafe and saw a giant Kentucky Kaiju stomping past the road.
"Oh, no." Hiro realized.
"You can say that again." Ari looked up at the giant robot.
"Oh, no." Baymax repeated, as in the cockpit of the Kentucky Kaiju…
"Hee-hee, hee-hee, hee-hee." Was NBB.
Wasabi drove down the road, he parked the car on the side of the street and they all got out.
"Honestly, I'm surprised why the bad guys took this long to steal my Kentucky Kaiju." Fred crossed his arms. "It's been weeks since the star!"
"And honestly, I'm not sure why you keep rebuilding it." Gogo questioned as above them, Hiro and Baymax flew in front of the Kentucky Kaiju.
"Give up, Noodle Burger Boy." Hiro demanded. "You can't stop all six of us."
"Howdy and hello, misters!" NBB greeted from the speakers. "We are delivering this 10-ton Kaiju-bun for our sister!"
"We?"
"Our?" Honey Lemon and Wasabi were confused, until the chemist noticed something else on the kaiju.
"Captain, watch out!"
Hiro was confused by her warning until he had to dodge a surprise laser eye. "What the?!"
In the Kaiju's claw, were the NBB clones without their tacky costumes. "Meet my latest model burger brothers, they are fresh off the grill!" He boasted. "Sis told me to make myself useful. So I made myself, and they are useful! It's over Big Hero misters!"
As Baymax dodged the leaping lasers, Hiro scrambled to think of a plan. "Red Panda, rocket fist!" Baymax fired, but it bounced off of the Kentucky Kaiju's face. "Oh come on!"
"Did I forget to mention I had the exterior reinforced after the whole star incident?!" Fred yelled up to Hiro.
"You did not." Baymax replied via comms as the comic fan got kicked in the behind by a clone.
Honey Lemon winced at the NBB clones. "They're so quiet. It's so creepy." Honestly, she was used to NBB blabbering during fights, this was just unnatural.
"Anyone have any ideas?" Hiro asked.
"Ooh, I do!" Fred was next to the chemist. "And it goes like this." But his idea was more literature related. "As the evil villains loomed over our heroes…"
"Now that your city is distracted by your doubles, we can do whatever we want." Momakase dramatically stated.
"Sounds like the plot from Captain Fancy, issue 252." Flame Jumper said. "Fancy Squared."
"Great issue!" Chop Chop exclaimed.
"I also love comics." Captain Cutie added.
"Ooh, and when you reference them."
"Same."
"My algorithms say Fred's knowledge of pop culture is totes impressive." Chem Girl, Speed Queen, and Red Panda also added.
"Enough!" Momakase silenced them. "We all agree Fred's absolutely spectacularly amazing, but we're still finishing you!" Just as she was about to order her fellow villains, they suddenly turned into Noodle Burgers. She stared, and then turned to see NBB in front of the heroes.
"Dramatic twist!" Captain Cutie exclaimed.
Momakase glared at her subordinate. "What are you doing, noodle nincompoop?!"
NBB pulled out a photo. "In a shocking twist, I suddenly remembered my friendship with Fred when I was not evil, mister." He then zapped the ropes off of Big Hero 6.
"I am a robot. Robots can do that." Red Panda said as he was released, the others grinned.
Flame Jumper looked at his rope turned into a Noodle Burger, then up at NBB. "Gee mister, we're Noodle Burger buddies again."
"Villain redemption story!" He ran to NBB and a rainbow formed as they reconciled.
"Classic!" The rest of Big Hero 6 looked at Boss Awesome, where did he come from?
"And we all lived happily ever-" Wasabi, grabbing Fred to safety before a laser could stop him, interrupted his story time. Honey Lemon created a goopy wall to shield them from more lasers.
"No, I mean we need ideas on how to defeat Noodle Burger Boy." Hiro clarified, as Baymax was in the Kaiju's grip.
"Ohhh!" Fred realized. "But it was still a good story, right?" Gogo grabbed him out of a laser's path
"I disagree, Mister Fixter!"
He pouted at NBB. "Aw man, everyone's a critic. How would you do it, mister?"
"Hee-hee, hee-hee…"
One rewind later…
"Now that the city is distracted by your doubles-"
"I can finally defeat you!" NBB cut off the chef/mercenary.
She looked at him. "But ingenious and adorable leader, we've already defeated them."
"Not in a dance-off!" Suddenly, the floor became a dance floor and a spotlight over the heroes.
"Dance is the ultimate form of battle, misters!" Captain Cutie declared.
"Misters, I do not think we win." Red Panda pointed out.
"Golly misters. We can try." Flame Jumper suggested.
Then, a spotlight was over NBB. "Ready, set, dance!" Funky music played as the small robot dance, his jazz moves were strong enough to bring Big Hero 6 to their knees!
"Wow, he is the superior mister, misters." Captain Cutie realized.
Red Panda's head spun. "It is, woah, woah! It is too much for my dance matrix, misters!"
"The only thing we can do is join him as his backup dancers!" Big Hero 6 realized, and so they did.
"Hee-hee, hee-hee."
"Hee-hee, hee-hee." Turns out, he was so into his story he didn't realize the heroes had stopped the NBB clones. "My burger brothers! What happened?"
"Sorry, we stopped them during your story. "Wasabi explained.
"But we were still listening." Honey Lemon reassured, kicking away some ice. "Promise!"
NBB stomped his foot. "This isn't over! I will defeat you. And I will rebuild! And I will fix them with all the fixings!"
"Forgetting about someone?" He turned and saw Hiro behind him. "Baymax, rocket fist."
"This is not swell, mister! Woah!" NBB was shot out of the Kaiju, the team quickly ran as it began to fall.
Crash!
Boing, boing, boing! Three legs fell on Fred's helm.
"Everyone saw that coming." He chuckled. "Amight?"
"Thank goodness we stopped him, that old trick was getting old." The sight of a NBB leg falling onto Fred was only funny so many times.
Despite that, the comic fan was grinning. "At least my master plan worked! NBB was so distracted in rewriting my version of Hiro's fanfic that we were able to stop him!"
"Wait, you busting out the narration mid-battle was part of your plan?" Gogo pointed a finger at him, questioning.
He grinned. "Yep!"
"Dang that's good."
Ferns and Nerds group chat:
Mikan Ferns: What is with NBB and Kentucky Kaiju, my god
Sara Ferns: Did you show him it?
Mikan Ferns: Lol no
Rachel Rosemary: How would you show him that movie?
David Ferns: UM
Rachel Rosemary: Actually idc. I'm taking a nap
Hiro Hamada: Honestly mood
TheLittleMermaid: Mood.
Sara Ferns: Mood
Wasabi: And now the chat is asleep
Fredzilla: Zzz
Rachel Rosemary: Zzz
Hiro Hamada: Zzz
TheLittleMermaid: Zzz
Sara Ferns: Zzz
Gogo: *airhorn*
Sara Ferns: GOGO
Gogo: Revenge time
"Hiro, would you like assistance with your assignment?" Baymax noticed as Hiro deleted what he had written. "I can run several more fan fiction simulators."
"I can help too!" Ari grinned. "I haven't had my turn yet, after-all!"
He chuckled. "Thanks guys, but it's okay." He knew what to do now. "Y'know, everyone's creative styles are totally different."
"Mhm." Ari nodded. "It's what makes literature interesting, all those styles to read and enjoy."
"Yep." Hiro flashed a thumbs up. "I think it's time for me to come up with something on my own, and I'm gonna write from experience."
His sister smiled, glad that her brother was figuring out his own creative style. "What are you gonna write about?"
He looked at the picture of him and Tadashi on his computer desk. "A story about a boy, a brother, and a robot."
Ari had an "oh" expression on her face, then she smiled. "It sounds like a really good story, can I read it when you're done writing?"
"Of course!" Hiro grinned. "You can be the first person to read it!"
There was no one more important to him than family, after-all.
Meanwhile…
"Guess what I did sis!" NBB bounced up to Trina, the legs of his burger brothers in his arms. His face also had a few cracks from the explosion. She walked over to him.
"Playtime's over, little bro. Time to get serious about Big Hero 6." She picked him up. "We must avenge our father. And this is how we'll do it." The screen behind her flickered purple, as her father's symbol was shown on screen.
NBB chuckled. "It's so shiny! Hee-hee!" Trina chuckled alongside her brother, it was just them now. And it was their duty as their father's remaining loyal family to fulfill his wishes.
AN: Trina stahp roasting Mikan she feels bad about CtC already XD
well that was Write Turn Here... omg im so close to COM. there's 1 more filler chapter next week (It has fluff and Karmi moments before everything goes terribly wrong)
Also I am 100% convinced Fred recited fanfiction in battle to distract NBB, he might not be big brained in science but he is big brained in superhero smarts.
QOTW: Which of the nerd gang's fanfiction stories was your favorite. My favorite honestly is Wasabi's addition! He'd be a good writer
