RR76: Aha HA! I have decided to give you a nice bit o'cliffie! This chapter has nothing to do with the previous one. No, this chapter has to do with the Pre Teen Titans Southeast. I'm skipping season three, you see. I couldn't figure out how to make Blowbot funny...er. As in...coherent. And I hate the W.E.L.T. Trio. Anyway, read my story!

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...well, in a city on the other side of the country anyway...and not too long ago, come to think of it...anyway, there was a man. Named Honkey-Tonk. Honkey-Tonk was robbing a bank. A blood bank. See, Honkey-Tonk was a struggling painter. But he didn't like paint. No sir, he painted with whatever he could find. Blood for red, Windex for blue, grass stains for green, and...well, you don't want to know what he used for brown and yellow. Ahem.

So anyway, Honkey-Tonk was a-robbin' away, when he was suddenly attacked. By...the Pre Teen Titans East! Five superheroes--Quickly, the guy with the enchanted slingshot of doom! Waterdude, the, um...the guy who...does something...with water. Mehr und Kleiner, the superfast twins from Austria! And their leader, the mighty insectish girl, the great and powerful...Horsefly!

"Pre Teen Titans, GO!" Horsefly shouted. Quickly grabbed his slingshot and opened fire on Honkey-Tonk, hitting him with several small rocks! Waterdude...um...sprayed water all over Honkey-Tonk, making him...WET. Mehr und Kleiner ran...really...really...fast...not sure how that helps, but eh. And Horsefly flew onto Honkey-Tonk, spat digestive juices all over him, and proceeded to suck up the gooey mess that was Honkey-Tonk. When all was said and done, Honkey-Tonk was...DEAD!

"Great job gang!" Horsefly said happily. "We've made Iron town much safer by getting rid of that oddly named villian!" She stooped over to Mehr und Kleiner. "Buen trabajo petits enfants! Vous vraiment Veio completamente com la vostra alimentazione commovente veloce!"

"Dude, we speak English," Mehr said.

"Besides, that wasn't even German! That was Spanish, French, Portugese and Italian!" Kleiner complained.

"Awww, J'aime usted individuos как puteus!" Horsefly cooed, hugging the twins.

"Ein was für bimbo," Kleiner muttered to Mehr.

"Sie sagten es," Mehr agreed.

"Aww, they love me too! You hear that guys?" Horsefly asked her friends.

"What would we do without them?" Waterdude said with a smile.

Kleiner stepped towards the effeminate water-using guy, but Mehr stopped him. "Stock zum Plan. Wir töten sie in ihrem Schlaf," he told his brother. Kleiner grinned evily.

Back at the Presoutheast tower, the Pre Teen Titans Southeast were relaxing when an alarm rang. Horsefly rushed to the computor and pushed the "Oh Shit" button. "Oh no," she whispered.

"What is it?" Kleiner asked.

Everyone awwed. "Look, Kleiner's trying to speak English!" cooed Quickly

"...Jackasses..." Kleiner muttered.

"It's the evil former head of the W.E.L.T. Academy...Praveen!"

Everyone gasped. "Not Praveen!" they moaned.

"Yes, and he's brought his top students...Willy Lotuvus, Seejustabouteverything, Lieutenant Welt, and of course...LARSON!"

"NOT LARSON!" they screetched.

Meanwhile, the Almighty Author was laughing at his work when he felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see Carson and Pavayne standing behind him. "Oh, hi guys," the Almighty Author greeted.

"You. Son. Of. A. Bitch," Pavayne said slowly.

"You can't parody us!" Carson snapped. "We're two of the main charecters in your most popular story/series!"

"...So?" the Almighty Author asked impatiently.

"So stop parodying us or we'll murder you!" Pavayne threatened, pulling out a demon-summoning book.

The Almighty Author chuckled. "Whatever," he said. He turned back to his work when he felt someone pull him out of his chair and hurl him across the room. He looked up to see one of his many failed creations, Miluda, staring at him with rage.

"You little prick, you are NOT going to butcher their charecters! You pulled my story, and so I have now dedicated myself to protecting your OCs. So either you stop parodying them, or I will--" she exploded.

"I was wondering what happened to her..." the Almighty Author muttered. He got back in his chair and went back to typing, ignoring Carson and Pavayne as they cussed him out, insulting his lineage.

Praveen and his students laughed merrily as they caused wanton destruction, raping and pillaging wherever they went. And suddenly, they burst into song.

P: Ohhhh...
S: (one note higher) Ohhhh...
L: (one note higher) Ohhhh...
W: (highest) Ohhhh...
P: Oh, I'm evil, I'm wacky!
S: He's positively daffy!
L: He kills and maims, he don't play games!
W: (as Adam West) I really love my taffy!
P: They said I was too crazy
/Too violent and too lazy
To bring the whole wide world/
To it's knees! And ya know what kids...?

All: THEY WERE WRONG!

P: I'm naughty, I'm rotten!
S: Thus far ol' P has gotten!
L: Away with crimes (insert a rhyme)
W: Killing and maiming the downtrodden!
L: We all are truly evil!
/Our last names aren't Kineval!
/My God this song is really really gay! And why is it so gay...?

All: IT JUST IS!

S: You know Fmr. Headmaster,
/We really should consider,
/Ending this crappy song before it...um...line?

Just then, a slingshot rock thingy smacked into Seejustabouteverything's head and he DIED. Out burst the Pre Teen Titans Southeast, and the WENT! Oh, yes, the did indeed WENT!

Larson pulled out a chainsaw. "Konoeewa!" he shouted, charging.

Just then, a bright light filled the sky and...out of nowhere came...WHITEBROW! Whitebrow, the mighty Current Head of W.E.L.T. Academy!

He grabbed Willy Lotuvus. "Heyyou!" he shouted. "Isn'tmykungfuthebestintheworld?"

"Um, huh?" Willy asked dumbly.

"Justanswerthequestion! Isn'tmykungfuthebestintheworld?"

"No! Your kung-fu stinks!" Willy shouted. He suddenly died.

Whitebrow ran over to Praveen. "Youthinkyourkungfuisbetterthanmine?"

"Iknowmykungfuisbetterthanyours!" Praveen replied. They kung-fu fought, and the Pre Teen Titans just kinda...backed off.

Larson just kinda stood there. Suddenly, a bullet went straight through his head. Praveen and Whitebrow looked up to see Carson and Pavayne standing about...I'd say...a yard and a half away maybe? How about you? No really, what do you, the reader at home, think? You won't tell me? Fine! DIE!

So the Pre Teen Titans Southeast returned home. It had been a long day as crimefighters, so they decided to turn in for the night. They went to their respective rooms, changed clothes and went to bed.

As Horsefly slept, however, her door creaked open ever so slightly. Two short German twins carrying murder weapons and explosives crept inside. "Nighty night Horesy..." Kleiner muttered evily.

"'Nighty Night Horsey?' My God, Kleiner, what the hell are you on?"

"What? That didn't sound evil to you?" Kleiner asked his brother.

"Well...no! It just sounded really dumb! I'd have said something like "Dumb bimbo, this is for all the crap you put us through!"

"Yeah, but that's too long! 'Nighty night Horsey' sounds so much better than that!"

"Oh come on, that was dumb and you KNOW it!"

"Dammit, why do you always disagree with me! This is just like that time at summer camp..."

"Oh, don't you bring that up again!"

Horsefly yawned. "What's going on in here?" she asked.

Mehr und Kleiner froze. "Oh Scheiße," they said in unison.

RR76: And that's the end of the chapter. Review!