RR76: Ascension is on hiatus. There, I said it. Until I can get over this crappy writers block. Sorry everyone.

Now then. This is the second of three chapters featuring the Pre Teen Titans Southeast. Then we jump to season 4 of Pre Teen Titans. Now. Get on with it.

Oh snap!

When last we left our heroes, an evil demon called the Monster had arisen in the very alley where Mehr was born to a deranged hooker named Cheryl. The Monster ran off to kill a bunch of people and arrange their bodies in a giant square. Horsefly, Kleiner, Waterdude and Quickly ran to the rescue, but alas, their efforts were in vain.

Waterdude rushed at the Monster, weilding his axe made from a hubcap. The Monster grabbed the axe, bent it, and hurled Waterdude into a pile of tables. Quickly fired off his crossbow--he has a crossbow now, deal with it--but it was ineffective against the Monster. The Monster grabbed a table and threw it at Quickly, making him go POOF on the ground. POOF I say.

Kleiner brought out his twin pistols and shot the Monster. The shots ricoched off his cement hide. Kleiner fired again and again and again, then dropped the pistols and pulled out his shotgun. He fired. BOOM! The shot hit the Monster smack in the chest. Then another, and another. The Monster was on the ropes, being pushed back by Kleiner's shotgun. Finally, the Monster stepped forward, grabbed Kleiner, and hurled him next to Waterdude and Quickly.

Horsefly rushed forward, punching the Monster in various places, beating him down. Finally, the Monster was on his knees. Horsefly brought out her stake and thrust it forward into the Monster's eye...only to have it grabbed and shoved through her neck. The Monster brought it's face next to Horsefly's and whispered "Do you really think she is safe with him?" He released the insecty girl and punched the square of dead people. A pillar of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL fire shot into the air, and fire rained down from the sky.

Meanwhile, in a warehouse deep in the city, Mehr watched with his dear friend, Cornelia. Suddenly, Cornelia kissed Mehr. "What was that for?" Mehr asked.

"Mehr...you never had a childhood...friends...or anything that's real..." Cornelia whispered. "And if this is really the end...I want you to have something that is..." She kissed him again and they fell back onto the bed and proceeded to make loud obnoxious naked sweaty love...sorry if that was too graphic.

And up on the rooftops peeping in on the show inside, shaking with horrible jealous rage...was Angel. Wait--Angel? The Author magicked away Angel and replaced him with Horsefly.

They tried repeatedly, but the Monster was too strong for any of them. Finally, it was revealed...the Monster had known Horsefly's soulless alter-ego...Imgelus. And so they did. Remove Horsefly's soul. But Imgelus broke out and escaped. That's redundant.

Anyway, this is the continuation...and for the record, none of that stuff happened in the last chapter.

The prisony door opened and out walked Gottahave Hott, the sexy demon slayer. But she had been imprisoned for killing people. Boo! But she's good now. Yay! She sat down and was surprised at who she saw. It was Kleiner.

"I'm here to bust you out Gottahave," Kleiner told her. "We need your help. Imgelus has returned and there's an evil monster killing everyone."

"Awwwwwww..." Gottahave cooed. "Hewo Kweiner. How are you? How are your English lessons going?"

Kleiner sighed. "If I wasn't desperate, and if you weren't the hottest woman on the planet, I wouldn't be here." He pulled out his uzis like odd and shot to them sunnovas head holding in gottahave, now all is good. Number of people who get that joke: Two. "Let's get a move on Gottahave."

Gottahave and Kleiner exited the car and walked into the Tower. "Gentlemen, this is Gottahave Hott, the hottest woman on the planet. She also kills things."

"Oooooooooooooh...hot..." everyone said in awe.

"'Sup guys," Gottahave said. "Now where's the Monster?"

"Why, he's downtown killing everything and everyone in sight," answered Waterdude, taking another sip of his soda.

"Yeah, he's already taken out half the city," Quickly said nonchalontly, turning the page in his magazine.

"...And you guys aren't helping to stop it...why?" Gottahave asked impatiently.

The two "superheroes" stared blankly. "...Help? What is 'help?'" they asked in unison.

Gottahave sighed in frustration. "God, you people are all idiots!"

"Try living with them," Kleiner said with a grin.

Gottahave hugged him. "It's so cuuuuuuuuuuuute that you think you can speak other languages..."

Kleiner sighed contentedly. "Normally I'd be eviscerating you...but I'll make an exception here."

Gottahave and Kleiner walked into the warehouse. Suddenly, the Monster appeared, along with two posessed matresses (matressi?) and attacked. Kleiner used his kung-fu, which is the best in the world, on the matressi, and Gottahave attacked the Monster. Unbeknowst to them all (hee! Unbeknowst!) Imgelus was watching in the rafters and smirking alot. Gottahave punched the Monster. The Monster punched back. They punched each other. Finally, the Monster used an Extra-Special Kung-Fu with Extra Salami punch, knocking Gottahave to her knees. Suddenly, Imgelus jumped from the rafters and killed the Monster with an Extra Special September and Lettuce Kick of Bunnies.

"Wow, that rocked," Imgelus said. "By the way, I'm really evil and want to rape, torture and kill you. Wait--" she paused. "...Nope. Nothing at all wrong with what I just said. Anyway..." Imgelus walked towards Gottahave. But LO!

"You can't stop me Imgelus," Gottahave said. "I know your one true weakness!"

Imgelus's eyes bulged in fear. "No!" she yelled.

"Yes!" Gottahave cried. She pulled out a...roll of yellow tape! "You are afraid of yellow tape!"

"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooo!" Imgelus cried. She crumpled into a heap of coma-y goodness.

Kleiner ran to Gottahave. "Gottahave, hold still! I'll try and stop the bleeding with my kung-fu!"

Gottahave kissed Kleiner on the forehead. "Awww...you're still trying to be a big boy..." she whispered. With that, she fell into a coma.

Kleiner rolled his eyes. "Dumb bitch," he muttered. He suddenly realized he was...all alone...with the hottest woman on Earth...who was unconcious...he grinned evily. He would take off her pants and...replace them with a tutu and take pictures and sell them on the Internet! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ahem. Once he was done with that, he took Gottahave and Imgelus back to the tower, using his mastery of kung-fu. They lay down on the couch, being unconcious and all.

"All we can do now is pray," Quickly said quietly.

"No," a monotone voice said. "All you can do now is not be blown."

All eyes turned to the door, where lo and behold...Blowbot stood!

And Mehr was nowhere to be seen...

Sorry for the short chapter. This was based on the fourth season of Angel. So yeah. Gottahave's name comes from the song "Gotta Have Faith," not to be confused with "Keep the Faith" by Bon Jovie, so called because the charecter she parodies was named Faith. Her last name comes from the fact that Eliza Dushku, the woman who played Faith on Angel and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is very very very hot. Imgelus comes from Angelus, a vampire. Now review my story.