The Yaoi and Slash Fanfiction Academy
Chapter I
From a small, dark corridor, somewhere in the East Wing of Miss Cerberus' Yaoi and Slash Fanfiction Academy, there was a piercing, blood-curdling shriek, causing all the scurrying servants and slaves to pause in their tasks.
Not that this was an unusual occurrence- the Academy had many of these such corridors, and it wasn't odd for people to be caught by them.
What was unusual was that it had happened at this point in time, when there were no students, all of them having gone home for the holidays.
And besides; it had sounded suspiciously like the scream of a certain staff member…
Suddenly, a whirlwind hurtled past, knocking several workers out of the way. It stopped just before crashing into a wall, turned ninety degrees to the right, and stabbed a long glaive down the corridor.
The servants and slaves, now recovered from the attack, just carried on with their work, completely ignoring the rather dramatic scene that was now happening just a few feet from them, apart from when avoiding a stray limb was needed.
After roughly two minutes of this, the noises and movements ceased, and peace reined once more, much to the delight of most of the Academy's inhabitants.
The whirlwind now revealed itself to be a (very hacked off) human girl, who was scowling fiercely, as she dragged the corridor's victim, another female, out of the web they had been entangled in.
"Kami-sama, Suzaku, do you ever learn!" the child almost shrieked at her companion, who was rubbing her head tiredly, and looking dazed.
"Um…Nope?" Suzaku mumbled, wincing. "Have we got any of that Tortall bruise balm?"
The smaller girl rolled her eyes.
"Probably. Now shut up, while we go and sort you out."
"Yes, Cerberus." And with that, they hurried off, the smaller dragging the other behind her.
Time break to start of term
The Headmistress of the Inspiration Fanfiction Academy glared down from her podium, at the new students, all of whom were terrified. They had been here for barely an hour, having been chucked through portals of various shapes and sizes, and already they had had several encounters with various creatures, also of various shapes and sizes, and very few of them pleasant.
And now, they were stood in front of a girl who looked no older than her very early teens, yet still intimidating, and who was giving them highly unpleasant looks, green eyes glittering in a way which was far from reassuring.
"Right then, you miserable lot! As you (should) already know, this is the Girls-Only Yaoi and Slash Fanfiction Academy!" The girl, though young, had a loud, strident voice, and many people winced. "No males are to be found here, unless you count the various bishounen who are wandering around, having a break before helping out in class." There was a collective sigh, and several girls began to drool. "Don't slaver, or I'll send you all round with mops. Before we even start classes, there are a few things we need to sort out.
"For one, my name; Miss Cerberus if you write slash, but for yaoi writers it's either Cerberus-san, or Cerberus-sensei, depending on whether or not I'm teaching you at the time. Your teachers will tell you their names at the start of the lessons. If there are any questions, ask either an older student, or a teacher who doesn't look too busy. If you disobey any of the rules which will be set down for you, then you will be tortured accordingly.
"Secondly; if you try to 'glomp' any of the bishounen who happen to be having a break, then you shall also be tortured accordingly; probably covered in boiling oil.
"Thirdly; anyone attempting to sneak into the staff section will be given to the Mini-Balrogs, Mini-Mordicants and other assorted minis to…have fun…with. And with all that said, you can leave." And with that, she leapt down from her podium, and smiled at the pupils, who were now wide-eyed with fear. "Good day to you." She sauntered off down a corridor, leaving the girls dumbstruck.
"Oi, follow me!" Peoples' heads swivelled, and their owners gulped. Insane, straggly hair, heavy eyeliner, white powdered skin- your typical Goth. The girl smiled, revealing sharp teeth. "Normally, I wouldn't be here leading newbies around, but Neko's gone and broken her leg, so she can't do it. Now, follow me, before I make you!" People hurried to get into line, almost falling over each other in their rush. One brave person asked;
"Um, are all the teachers as young as you and Miss Cerberus?"
"No, just the ones who help with the running of the school. Some of you may actually recognize your subject tutors. Now move it, for Lucifer's sake- I've already asked twice!" And off they set, through a dizzying maze of corridors, up and down also dizzying sets of stairs, and somehow, finally, they were at their dorm room.
"Now, don't go wandering off- just get settled in. The introduction booklet you were given at the start of this whole thing will have your dorm number on it. There are three floors in this East Wing, each with five rooms on it, each with two beds. This is the second floor- there are stairs to the right, which lead up and down. But like I said- don't go wandering off. Some of the corridors here have a tendency to…swallow…things." The teacher glared at them once more, then moved off, to who-knew-where.
The girls looked hesitantly around.
"Well, shall we get sorted, then?"
END CHAPTER