Sailor Tag
By Kuno-Baby
AN: A shameless attempt to make the Fukufic Author List. I hope the people at Fukufics don't get too mad! Also, I had this great idea for an X-men crossover until I realized that I have no concept of the current X-Men story. So I read a little on wikipedia... then a little more... and I realized there was no way to assimilate twenty years of X-Men story information in one week, so I gave up and went to my next idea, Sailor Tag, which is a Ranma-In-A-Fuku story, so leave if you're not into that. This'll probably be a spamfic, though I may write more (probably re-write the whole damn thing first though, it won't be very long.)
The next chapter of Results is next in line for writing, so don't worry on that count. It's just been giving me trouble. After that? My Bleach crossover idea. I may do the prologue to a Bleach Crossover before Results, I'm having trouble dealing with a few continuity errors I made in my script, for example I had planned the fights separately and ended up with Ranma fighting Kankurou and Gaara simultaneously... which is not among his many powers.
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Sailor Moon stumbled over a piece of broken concrete in the street, just managing to avoid a blast of green energy from the massive beast in front of her. Out of breath, she jumped backwards, reaching the top of a parked car that had not yet been overturned. She looked at the thing again, its inhuman form looking like a cross between a Honda Odyssey and a wild boar. It reared back on its wheels, pawed the air with its hooves, and shot another blast at Sailor Moon, who jumped off of the car in time to watch it explode right before her eyes.
Uncharacteristically, Sailor Moon turned and began to calmly run away, not even whining about how hard the monster was to beat or even about truth or justice or something.
The monster turned to chase her, but the other Senshi kept its attention long enough for Moon to reach her objective.
"Tag!" She cried as she came upon Ranma Saotome walking down the street a few blocks away. She slapped his hand and shouted out "You're in!" before her fuku dissolved, leaving her in her school uniform. Ranma managed a surprised "Hey!" before being changed into his female form and clothed in the suit of Sailor Moon.
"What the?" Ranma asked, looking over the girly clothing with disgust.
"Your turn to fight. I'm beat." Usagi sat down, breathing heavily.
Ranma grumbled. "Stupid tag-team rules..." Shee stomped off quickly to fight whatever monster Usagi was too wimpy to beat. "I wish I'd never signed that contract..."
Ranma came into the fight with hesitation, but quickly began to overpower the beast and with a final attack (Ugh. Does it have to be pink and heart-shaped? Even my Moko Takabisha is pink and heart-shaped when I'm like this!) turned it into dust.
Tuxedo mask arrived in time to see the beast dissolve. "Huh? I sensed that Sailor Moon was in trouble. Where is she?" He brandished a rose about as menacingly as it is possible to brandish a rose as he jumped from a rooftop to land in front of Ranma.
Ranma immediately punched him into the stratosphere. "Ooops. He looked a lot like Kuno, is all." she offered as an explanation as Usagi ran up and glared angrily.
"Gimme that!" She slapped Ranma's hand and turned back into Sailor Moon, leaving Ranma in his girl form.
"This job is so stupid!" Ranma complained, before returning to his previous location, en-route to his mother's house.
THE END. FOREVER. MY GOD IT WAS HORRIBLE.
AN: If anyone wants to write a better/longer version, be my guest. Email me or contact me on the Fukufic forums before doing so so I can read it :)