Tales of Advertisement: Chapter Four (sorry fro the long awaited update! Writer's block sucks...)
Disclaimer: We (SoC and I) do not own Tales of Symphonia (for if we did we would not be writing this fanfic) or anything that is mentioned in this fic.
Cherry-sama: Hi! And welcome back to ToA! Tales of Advertisement!
SoC(s): We are deciding this chapter to do the Capital One commercial, idea given to us by Umi Kanshisha.
Cherry-sama: After that we will do an idea SoC came up with on her own!
SoC(s): Any other ideas for advertisements would be highly appreciated.
Cherry-sama: We will try to use all of your ideas!
Yggdrasill: …Have you two even seen the Capital One commercial?
Cherry-sama: (sweat drops) Um…
SoC(s): No.
Yggdrasill: … Are you sure you want to do this?
SoC(s): Since when have you been caring for us?
Cherry-sama: Whatever! Please read the story!
Yggy-sama/SoC(s): (sighs)
It was a rather warm day in the ToS quarters. Everyone was silent except for Zelos, Sheena and Genis. Guess what they were talking about!
"HAHAHA! And I thought it was funny when Colette threw you half way across the city of Meltokyo!" Genis laughed insanely, rolling on the floor.
"I don't think it's that funny!" Sheena protested. "Honestly! How could Cherria mistake Zelos for me! The nerve!"
"But this is twice as funny than when Lloyd tripped on Zelos's foot!" Genis exclaimed, still laughing.
"Shut up, twerp!" Zelos hissed, wearing his normal gear instead of that outfit Cherria picked out.
"But the only thing that is almost as funny as this is when Zelos—" Genis started.
"SHUT UP, BRAT!" Zelos yelled at Genis.
"—Forgot to do his laundry and he—" Genis continued.
Zelos became wide-eyed. Genis wouldn't dare re-tell that story, would he?
"SHUT UP YOU -beep- BRAT OR I'LL BEND YOU LIKE A PRETZEL!" Zelos yelled, completely outraged, pulling out his sword.
Genis closed his mouth.
'Creak…' the door to the ToS quarters creaked open, showing a red shoe.
Zelos then spontaneously appeared at the door and shredded the shoe to a billion pieces with his sword.
"Whew!" Cherria sighed.
Everyone looked to see that the shoe wasn't on Cherria's foot.
"I'm glad I used my shoe as a decoy… I had a feeling that would happen… Looks like I need a new shoe…" Cherria paused, while looking at her shoeless foot.
"Stupid -beep-…" Zelos muttered under his breath. "It was bad enough when my hair was just black… But now this?"
"What are we doing this time?" Kratos asked.
"Most of you are sitting around, doing nothing, Zelos is swearing under his breath, Sheena is looking horrified at my shoe, and Genis is shaking in the Noishe corner." Cherria told the ToS cast.
"I wasn't looking horrified at your shoe…" Sheena pointed out.
"Oh… Who was then?" Cherria asked, hopping into the room, holding one foot above the ground.
"I-I-I was…" Genis trembled, looking at Cherria's shoe in horror because that could have been him.
"Alrighty! Since that's settled, who wants to know what advertisement we're doing?" Cherria asked, holding her shoeless foot above the ground.
"Kratos already asked which one we were doing…" Raine pointed out.
"No, he asked 'what are we doing this time'!" Cherria pointed out.
"Whatever. He meant to ask what advertisement we are doing." Lloyd pointed out.
"We are doing that Capital One ad!" Cherria exclaimed.
"THE CAPITAL ONE AD!" The ToS cast – Genis – Presea - Kratos exclaimed.
"What's the Capital One ad?" Presea asked.
"I'd like to know that too, but we can't have it all! Right?" Cherria exclaimed.
"You haven't even seen that advertisement we're doing?" Kratos asked, raising an eyebrow.
"No." SoC told Kratos as she entered the room.
"But we'll base the dialogue on the review we got!" Cherria exclaimed heroically, not sure how she did it herself.
Cherria + ToS cast looked very confused about something (I think it has something to do with cheese).
"Heroically?" Yuan asked.
"I've got to have a talk with the narrator…" Cherria whispered to herself as she wished that I would stop saying all these off topic details.
"It would seem so…" Regal paused, as he looked upwards and saw SKULL KID! DUN NU!
"What the heck is with the Skull Kid part?" Yggdrasill asked.
The authoress whistled innocently. Looks like someone has been playing too much Majora's Mask…
"I have not!" Cherria protested, even though I'm right. "And you're not right! I've been watching SoC play Majora's Mask! I haven't playing in quite a while!"
Same difference.
The ToS cast looked confused.
"It's the same with all video games…" SoC sweat dropped. "She watched me play Tales of Symphonia, Super Mario Sunshine, Legend of Zelda and lots of others before actually playing herself…"
"It helps me learn what to do in the game!" Cherria exclaimed, who was clearly insane. "And I'm not insane!"
"I agree with the narrator…" Sheena sighed. "You are clearly insane…"
"Why?" Cherria asked.
"Whine." Noishe cried out.
The ToS cast looked over and there Noishe was, in his Noishe corner. But appearing just now was just plain random.
"That's why…" Sheena told Cherria.
"What?" Cherria asked, clearly being too stupid to know what Sheena meant.
"Since when has he been here?" Colette asked.
"I'm not sure but I noticed him first!" Genis exclaimed (clearly recovered from Zelos's threat) for he was in the Noishe corner, whimpering, seconds before.
"Right…" Lloyd paused.
"Whatever, Mithos and Lloyd are in this ad. Come over and get your scripts." SoC told Yggdrasill and Lloyd.
"'Kay." Lloyd muttered.
Somewhere in between the ToS quarters and the set…
"Is someone there?" Cherria asked as she walked down a narrow hallway, feeling as if someone is watching her.
You act as if the person is just going to just randomly jump up and say 'Yep! I'm here and I'm trying to kill you!'
"Whoever is watching me wants to kill me?" Cherria asked, not knowing how right she was.
Meanwhile… Hiding behind a random door…
"You know Zelos, this outfit isn't really that bad!" Sheena exclaimed while looking at the outfit Cherria made Zelos put on.
"Shush! She might hear you!" Zelos hissed.
"Maybe I should wear it sometime…" Sheena pondered as she pressed the outfit to her body to see if it would fit her. "Say Zelos…"
"What?" Zelos hissed, for he was in a very bad mood this chapter.
"Can I keep this outfit?" Sheena asked.
"Fine! What would I use it for?" Zelos asked.
"Good question…" Sheena pondered.
Back to our favorite victim…
"Hmm…" Cherria pondered apparently in deep thought. "Should I go forwards or backwards…?"
Cherria snapped her fingers! She knew which way she could go! The she spontaneously melted and her mush evaporated into the wall!
"What the heck?" Sheena asked, coming out of her hiding spot.
"Where is she?" Zelos snapped.
"Right here." Cherria told Zelos and Sheena, randomly behind them.
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"I am the authoress! That means I can do whatever I want!" Cherria snickered. "Including crawling along the walls until I found you!"
"-beep-" Zelos swore.
"AND DON'T YOU DARE SWEAR OR I'LL SHAVE YOUR HEAD BALD IN YOUR SLEEP!" Cherria yelled, being a person who hasn't sworn once this year.
Interesting…
"Now! You two go back to the ToS quarters or else you guys will be embarrassed in the next ad!" Cherria snapped.
On set…
"Okay… I'm here. Now we can start filming." Cherria smirked.
"Get ready!" SoC, the camera man, yelled.
"LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!" Cherria yelled.
"Capital, Take 1." Bobette yelled.
Lloyd was walking along when all of a sudden, Yggdrasill appeared in front of him!
"Boo!" Yggdrasill exclaimed.
"Eek!" Lloyd exclaimed.
"CUT! FROM THE TOP!" Cherria yelled.
"Capital, Take 2." Bobette yelled.
"ACTION!"
Lloyd was walking along when all of a sudden, Yggdrasill appeared in front of him!
"Stop right there, mortal!" Yggdrasill exclaimed.
"Never!" Lloyd exclaimed.
"Alright, then I shall kill you!" Yggdrasill exclaimed.
"No you won't!" Lloyd exclaimed, holding up a Capital One Credit Card!
Yggdrasill paused.
"Screw the card!" Yggdrasill exclaimed casting Holy Lance on Lloyd.
"CUT! FROM THE TOP! AND GET THE MEDICAL TEAM IN HERE!" Cherria yelled.
The medical team came in, repaired Lloyd then left. All in front of the camera. The process took two hours. That would be good blackmail…
"ACTION!"
Lloyd was walking along when all of a sudden, Yggdrasill appeared in front of him!
"Stop right there, mortal!" Yggdrasill exclaimed.
"Never!" Lloyd exclaimed.
"Alright, then I shall kill you!" Yggdrasill exclaimed.
"No you won't!" Lloyd exclaimed, holding up a Capital One Credit Card!
Yggdrasill paused.
"A Capital One Credit Card? NOOOO! We shall meet again, inferior being!" Yggdrasill exclaimed while throwing a Deku Nut and instantly vanishing.
"Huh?" Lloyd paused.
"CUT! PRINT IT!" Cherria exclaimed, for this time was less painful than last time.
"Deku Nut?" Lloyd asked.
Like I said, someone has been playing too much Majora's Mask…
Cherry-sama: Chapter 4!
SoC(s): Has it ever occurred to you that Raine could just heal Zelos's hair?
Cherry-sama: Heh heh heh… Whoops…
Zelos: Cherry blood shall be spilled soon…
Cherry-sama: Don't you mean Cherry juice?
Zelos: No… I mean BLOOD!
Yggdrasill: Will Cherry-sama be murdered next chapter? Will Zelos's hair be avenged? Will Cherry-sama speak fast enough to tell Zelos about the cure for his hair? Find out in the next pathetic chapter!