Tales of Advertisement: Chapter Five (again, sorry for the long update… Me is so lazy…) xP

Disclaimer: We (SoC and I) do not own Tales of Symphonia. But if we did, than the world would crumble due to my randomness.

Cherry-sama: Hi! And welcome back to ToA! Tales of—

Yggdrasill: Let me guess, 'Advertisement'.

Cherry-sama: Umm… Yeah…

Yggdrasill: You mortals are so predictable…

SoC (sister of Cherry-sama): (appears randomly and bonks Yggdrasill on the head with Nachi)

Nachi: Owww…

Cherry-sama: O.o

Yggdrasill: Never saw that coming…

Nachi: Why me?

SoC: Because one, I don't like you. And two, because Cherry-sama has recently typing up a Dream Saga fanfic.

Cherry-sama: (whistles)

Yggdrasill: Please read the sad story before I get my handsome body bruised.

SoC: Handsome? HA! (bonks them on the head again, thus killing them both)

It was another one of those days at the ToS quarters. A simple regular day. But, because nothing ever happens twice in the ToS quarters, you do not know the definition of regular.

On that note, it was not a regular day. It was anything but regular. You see, Zelos was sharpening his sword. That's regular? Well listen to this! Zelos was muttering insane profanity while doing so. I think he was muttering something about Curry-slam. I wonder what Curry-slam is…

Anyways, Zelos was in the corner, sharpening his sword, Lloyd was learning how to play poker from Regal and the rest of the ToS cast were talking.

"I wonder when Cherria will do the next ad…" Sheena muttered.

"Who knows?" Raine asked.

"Whatever, I have a feeling that you and Zelos are in it." Genis told Sheena.

"Oh darn it…" Sheena muttered. "Me in an ad with Zelos? That can't be good…"

"I wonder what Zelos thinks…" Presea muttered, looking over at the emo/evil looking redhead…er…black head.

"Zelos? Would you like to be in the next ad?" Colette asked.

"…I don't f(star)(star)(star)ing care…" Zelos hissed.

Cherria then entered the room and yelled:

"IF YOU KEEP THAT UP, I WON'T TELL YOU HOW I PLAN TO MAKE YOUR HAIR NORMAL AGAIN!" Cherria yelled.

Zelos stopped sharpening his sword. In fact, he dropped it so it punctured his leg. Zelos withstood a yell, got up, and limped over to the other end of the room to talk to Cherria.

"OwO You thought of a way to bring my hair back to normal?" Zelos asked with a sparkle in his eye, even though he was bleeding all over the floor.

"Yep…" Cherria paused, not looking Zelos in the eye but looking at his leg that seriously needed medical attention.

"So what do I need to do?" Zelos asked.

"We need to have Raine cast 'Resurrection' on your hair and 'Healing Circle' on your leg." Cherria told the bleeding redhead/blackhead.

Zelos limped from Cherria to Raine.

"Please?" Zelos asked Raine with big puppy dog eyes.

"Fine." Raine sighed. "RESURRECTION!"

Zelos's hair turned red again. And it also grew back to it's normal length. Instead of thanking Raine, Zelos limped over to Cherria and kissed her.

"WHY YOU—HOW DARE YOU! YOU TSUKUYOMI WANNA BE!" Cherria hissed, using a bad insult that again referring to Dream Saga.

"O.o" everyone looked as Raine cast 'Healing Circle' on Zelos's leg.

"Tsukuyomi is the villain of Dream Saga. He's really ugly and is obsessed with ruling the world he already owns." SoC explained as she entered the room.

"…I see…" Kratos paused.

"That sounds familiar…" Yuan paused looking at Yggdrasill.

"…What?" Yggdrasill asked.

"THANK YOU CHERRIA!" Zelos exclaimed, while hugging the insane authoress.

"It was SoC's idea…" Cherria grumbled.

SoC grabbed the nearest object within reach. It was a plastic fork. A very sharp one at that.

"BUGGER OFF!" SoC hissed for she didn't want to be kissed, being wiser than her younger sibling, which was understandable since SoC was older and wiser.

"Whine." Noishe whined.

Everyone looked over at the Noishe corner, but Noishe wasn't there! O.o

"Where's Noishe?" Colette asked.

"Over here!" Lloyd called out.

Everyone looked at Regal and Lloyd's poker game. Noishe had gotten bored while waiting for his cue so he decided that being entertained was cooler than saying whine in a random corner so he started to play poker.

"…Anyways, today we're advertising a car brand." SoC told the ToS cast.

"And Sheena and Zelos are the stars!" Cherria exclaimed.

"…Why?" Sheena asked.

"Because you tried to kill me last chapter!" Cherria exclaimed.

"What car brand is it?" Raine asked.

"…Erm…" Cherria paused. "I actually haven't watched the ad, but SoC has!"

Everyone turned to SoC.

"…I forgot…" SoC paused.

"How will we do a car ad if we don't even have one single car?" Genis asked.

"Simple! We asked Regal's company—oh what was it again…" Cherria paused. "La Senza, lingerie?"

Everyone looked shocked. Lloyd dropped his hand, thus showing everyone his cards; Colette tripped; Genis covered his ears; Raine looked 'dot, dot, dot'-ish; Sheena's eyes widened; Zelos had hearts in his eyes; Presea looked normal; Regal gasped; Kratos's jaw dropped; Yuan hid inside his cloak; Yggdrasill hissed; and SoC burst out laughing, resulting in her dropping to the floor, clutching her sides.

"Do not refer to that in my presents!" Yggdrasill hissed.

"I can tell you that my company is not a lingerie…" Regal told Cherria.

"Whatever. His company stole the rhieard design from the main government and used that to make a car!"

"Out of a rhieard?" Yuan asked.

"Yep." SoC replied.

"…Stole from the main government…?" Yggdrasill muttered before it clicked to him. "Hey! YOU STOLE FROM CRUXIS?"

"Whatever. Here are your scripts." SoC told Zelos and Sheena, handing them a piece of paper, being the shortest one yet. "We're filming in an hour. Be ready."

"Okay." Sheena replied.

"Cherria!" Sheena called out.

Cherria turned around, down the hallway was Sheena, already…ready for filming.

"Yes?" Cherria asked.

"It says here in the script that I have to write my Dirk-a-phone number on the windshield…" Sheena paused, pointing to a line on the script.

"Yeah. I know."

"Thing is, Zelos doesn't know my number yet. If I give it to him now then…" Sheena trailed off.

"I understand."

"Really?"

"Yep. But we must stick to the script. We can't change it now."

"…Can I put your Dirk-a-phone number instead?"

"No."

On set…

"Okay guys! We need to get started!" Cherria exclaimed.

"Unknown, Take 1." Bobette called out.

"LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!" Cherria called out.

Zelos drove the…car down the road. A red light then stopped him. While waiting for the light to change green again, he looked at all the pedestrians. All of them were those people at the Human Ranches… Rather colourless if you ask me. Then, Sheena walked onto the street, posture nice and straight (unlike the other people).

Sheena looked at Zelos's car. She walked over to it and started to write some numbers on the windshield in lipstick she randomly had. Sheena thought that she might be able to do this on the first take when Zelos said:

"Could you bend down a little lower? I can't get a clear view down your shirt." Zelos told Sheena.

Sheena froze, paused for a minute, then stood upright and threw the lipstick at Zelos's head. After that, bringing her fists down on the hood of the car, thus making two large dents.

"PERVERT!" Sheena hissed as she stamped off set.

"CUTTTTT!" Cherria called out before turning to Zelos. "ZELOS! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT? WE COULD HAVE USED THAT TAKE AS THE FINAL ONE!"

"But I couldn't see…" Zelos trailed off.

"Whatever." Cherria muttered grumpily. "LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!"

"Unknown, Take 2." Bobette called out.

"Action!" Cherria exclaimed, thus repeating herself.

Zelos drove down the road, got stopped at the red light and waited as the pedestrians crossed. One of them being Sheena, who was very noticeable since she was the only one not wearing a brown potato sack.

Sheena, still very mad at Zelos, started to write, not numbers, but words. Two words.

'F(star)(star)(star) YOU!' Sheena wrote on the window.

Everyone acted normal as they glanced over at the window. Then they took a double take. Everyone on set dropped their jaws. Sheena, being very pleased with herself, sauntered off set happily, with a big smile on her face. Zelos, knowing that what was written had been addressed to him, quickly pressed the window-washing button.

"…We definatly can't use that one…" SoC muttered.

"…Cut?" Cherria asked, still shocked from what she had seen.

Soon, all the people on set recovered and Zelos soon forgot the whole thing.

"LIGHTS! CAMERA!" Cherria called out.

"Unknown, Take 3." Bobette yelled, doing his last sentence for the day.

"ACTION!" Cherria called out.

Zelos drove the car. Zelos stopped at the red light. Sheena walked across the road.

And then tripped right in front of Zelos's car.

'SPLAT!'

"…Sheena?" Zelos asked, looking over at the pretty girl as best as he could.

"MEDIC!" Cherria called out. "CUT!"

"…Great. That one was too stupid to use… Looks like we'll end up using the swearing one after all…" SoC muttered from behind the camera.

Cherry-sama: Chapter five!

Yggdrasill: La Senza?

Cherry-sama: Well, SoC and I were discussing this chapter in a mall and SoC was referring to Regal's company. She had the name on the end of her tongue and looked behind her. There was a La Senza, lingerie behind her. She turned back and she repeated what she had seen without thinking. Thus resulting in both of us laughing our heads off.

SoC: -.-

Yggdrasill: Too much information! Please review before I puke…