Prologue
ring, ring, ring,
Chirico:Hello?
Uriko:Chirico, its Uriko.
Chirico:Oh, hi.
Uriko:I've got something to say.
Chirico:Okay, well, what is it?
Uriko:I'm going out with Sora.
Chirico:What?Get him over here!
Uriko:Okay.
Uriko:She wants you.
opens dark portal
Sora:Okay.
goes through
Chirico:YOU RETART!I CAN'T BELEIVE YOU!
Sora:I don't love you anymore!
Chirico:Then what was that "Just because I found the girl I want to spend the rest of my life with", shit then!
Sora: ...um...
gets kicked in balls
Sora:Owwwwwww!
Chirico:You deserved it. Now GET OUT!
Sora leaves
fin
