Prologue

ring, ring, ring,

Chirico:Hello?

Uriko:Chirico, its Uriko.

Chirico:Oh, hi.

Uriko:I've got something to say.

Chirico:Okay, well, what is it?

Uriko:I'm going out with Sora.

Chirico:What?Get him over here!

Uriko:Okay.

Uriko:She wants you.

opens dark portal

Sora:Okay.

goes through

Chirico:YOU RETART!I CAN'T BELEIVE YOU!

Sora:I don't love you anymore!

Chirico:Then what was that "Just because I found the girl I want to spend the rest of my life with", shit then!

Sora: ...um...

gets kicked in balls

Sora:Owwwwwww!

Chirico:You deserved it. Now GET OUT!

Sora leaves

fin