Chaos, Zexion, And A New Member

by Santura-san

What happens when Zexion's best friend, who's exactly like him, joins the organization? What happens when she harasses Axel, is friends with Zexion, Larxene, Pyro, Roxas, and Demyxsorta, and annoys the hell out of Xigbar especially? One word and one

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Chapter 1-New member

Castle That Never Was, Xemans's office

Door opens

Xemnas:Holy Crap! What are you doing here?

Chirico:Joining, that's what.

Xemnas:Oh. You're now number 15;Saphire Secrets(He made up a name, and she's got saphire eyes and lots of secrets. Also, he knows she doesn't need to be tested because she's beaten him up at least a million times already!)

Chirico:Give me the damn cloak already!

She stroked her short, raven black hair.

Xemnas:Okay, you can go personolize your room now.

Hands over cloak

She puts it on, with hood up

Axel:Roxas! There you are! I've been looking all over for ya! And why do you have your hood up?

Cher:One-I'm not Roxas! And two-Get your hands off me you wuss!

He takes down hood.

Axel:Holy Crap!

Cher:Told ya.

Zexion passes, and sees her.

Zexion:Chirico! You joined?

Chirico:Yup. And do you have any black paint left? I need to do my room.

Zexion:Yeah, I do. I have some extra carpet, too. Want it?

Chirico:Yeah, thanks.

Axel:YOU joined?

Chirico:Yup. Better watch your back.

Zexion&Chirico:The Lord Of Evil Is Behind You!

Axel turns around.

Axel:AHHHHHHHHHHH!THE LORD OF EVIL!

Runs with his arms up in the air, screaming like a little girl.

(The Lord Of Evil is Barney!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's Barney the dinosaur! Run for your lives!RUN!)

Zexion&Chirico:laughing histerically

The rest of the organization walk in.(except Axel and Xemnas, obviosly)

Demyx, Larxene, Roxas, and Pyro:You joined? Yes!

Marluxia:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Xigbar&Xadinl:Uh-oh.

Vexen:Gulps.

Laxaus, Saix, & Luxurd:God no! FUCK THE LORD!

Marluxia starts running and screaming like a little girl.

Chirico:O...kay... That's two down.

Zexion:Yup.

fin