Chaos, Zexion, And A New Member

by Santura-san

What happens when Zexion's best friend, who's exactly like him, joins the organization? What happens when she harasses Axel, is friends with Zexion, Larxene, Pyro, Roxas, and Demyxsorta, and annoys the hell out of Xigbar especially? One word and one

5. chapter 3 de prank

Chapter 3-De Prank

CTNW, Zexion's Room

Zexion:Why are you going to Namine again Chirico?

Chirico:I told you a million times already, I'm getting my hair styled and coloured.

Zexion:Why?

Chirico:Because, otherwise I'll keep thinking about Sora, and maybe he won't recognise me

Zexion:Oh, see you later.

Chirico:See ya!

Opens and goes through dark portal.

Chirico:Hi Namine!

Namine:Oh! You ready?

Chirico:Yeah.

Namine:Pick your colour.

Chirico: ...er...the silver one.

Namine:Okay, now the style.

She pulls out a book and gives it to her.

Chirico: ...um...the emoish-punkish-rockerish-metalish-gothicy one.

(I made up that phrase! NO ONE CAN TAKE IT FROM ME! NO ONE! And I'm definately not a prep if you'd like to know. I have attutude problems though. I'm like, punkish, rockerish, emoish, metalish, and gothicy all at once, yet my best friend is a prep. Weird, hugh?)

Namine:You sure you want that one?

Chirico:I'm positive.

Her emoish-punkish-rockerish-metalish-gothicy attitude acting up again, Zexion has attitude problems too. And so do I, me , the auther! Chirico is my nickname at school and I am exactly like her and Zexion. Yay attitude problems!

...a while later...

Chirico:Thanks Namine!

Namine:Don't mention it!

Goes back through portal, with her hood up.

Chirico:I'm back Zexion.

Zexion:Are you gonna take your hood down?

Chirico:Yes.

Takes hood down.

Zexion:Nice, it's like your attitude.

Chirico:Really...(sarcastic tone)

Zexion:Why don't you put your hood up and flip the hell out of Axel and Xigbar and then whoop their asses!

Chirico:I'm coming!

They go through a dark portal.

Axel and Xigbar are playing cards again.

Zexion:We have a new recruit.

Axel:What? Again!

Zexion:Do I kid?

Axel:No.

Xigbar:Well, take down the hood.

She takes down her hood.

Axel&Xigbar:Gasp!

Xigbar:She looks like you Mr.-I-am-emo-with-silvery-blueish-hair-and-emoish-punkish-rockerish-metalish-gothicy-attitude-problems.

Zexion:Shut up Mr.-I-shoot-Demyx-way-much-in-the-ass-and-I-have-a-surferish-skaterish-eccentric(big word!)-voice-slash-attitude-problem.

Chirico:Oh yeah, and I'm not a new recruit!

Axel&Xigbar:Double gasp!

Chirico:Guess who? And oh yeah, I'm gonna whoop both of your asses!

Axel:Who are you then?

She takes out her keyblades.

Axel&Xigbar:Triple gasp!

Axel:At least you're not the Lord Of Evil!

Chirico:Guess again!

She takes off a mask, revealing the-lord-of-evil-who's-name-i-shall-not-say-or-write-because-it's-so-evil-it's-suicidal(heh, bigger word)-to-say-or-write!

Axel:Quad gasp!

Xigbar:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

They both run right into each other.

Chirico takes off another mask, revealing her face, and then she and Zexion WHOOP THEIR ASSES BIGTIME! Did I mention that Zexion has a keyblade? Guess not.

Xigbar:Thanks Chirico, so god damn much!(Very sarcastic tone)

Axel:It's Chirico!

Chirico:Didn't notice?

Zexion:You are oblivious to everything!