Dear lord, there she is in all her glory.
Although you may have heard her story,
There is bound to be those who don't yet know.
Our host's sister has found her Romeo.
Miss Caroline Bingley has her sights set
On one of the men we've already met.
Lucky for him, he knows her incentive.
Clearly, conversation's not her motive.
She sees herself as Mr. Darcy's queen
So she can take advantage of his green.
No more than gold digger extraordinaire
She'll only settle for this wealthy heir.
What a shame it is that she doesn't see;
Her marriage with him isn't meant to be.
For Mr. Darcy has eyes only for
Eliza Bennet whose sister's a whore.
'Cause of this fact, the two commonly clash.
Her company's as welcome as a rash.
Miss Bingley can be easily spotted
Zipping around, a fly to be swatted.
Her orange attire and her outrageous hats
Would be a welcome sight only to bats.
Many have said she resembles a duck.
And as rude as she is that's just her luck.