Kim Possible
R - Factor
"Humans being"
By : Van Halen
There is just enough Christ in me
To make me feel almost guilty
Is that why God made us breed
To make us see we're Humans Being
You break this, I'll break all that
You break my balls with all your crap
Spread your disease like lemmings breeding
That's what makes us Humans Being
Shine on, Shine on
Shine on, Shine on
Some low life flat head scum infects
The sickness in his eyes reflects
You wonder why your life is screaming
Wonder why your Humans Being
Shine on, Shine on
Shine on, Shine on
Humans
Humans Being
We're just Humans, Humans Being
That's what makes us
Humans Being...
Chapter 10 : Bonnie's redemption
Bonnie Rockwaller stirred and woke with a yawn. She felt as if she had slept for hours. She shivered slightly as she remembered the freaky dream she had. Ron with a tail, and him and his two new friends glowing with some sort of power. She really needed to lay off the Bueno Nacho...it was giving her strange dreams.
She groggily got up from the bed and made her way over to the door to use her bathroom. She walked into the room and flipped on the light...she then noticed that she was in a large walk in closet rather than a bathroom.
"What the Fuck!" She said in a confused tone and then looked down to see that she was nude. "MY CLOTHES!" She shrieked and streaked back to the bed and dove under the covers.
Her head popped back out from underneath the sheets, her face full of confusion as she scanned the room. First she noticed it was not her room at home and then she noticed Kelly, Kim, Monique and Tara sitting on a couch barely controlling their mirth at the humorous display.
"Well look who's back among the living." Kim chuckled.
"Yeah you gave us a bit of a fright...you've been out cold for nearly 24 hours." Tara added.
Slightly flushed and a bit pale Bonnie looked at them. "It was all a dream...wasn't it?" She asked warily.
"Sorry Bonnie, all dreaming options denied." Kim answered with a smirk, if Bonnie was really telling the truth and wanted to become friends then she could be woman enough to give her a shot...but it wouldn't stop her from the occasional crack or jab.
"You...you mean to tell me that Ron...and your new friends have some sort of super powers!" Bonnie asked incredulously whilst flailing her arms about. The other girls found this rather entertaining, especially since Bonnie had forgotten to cover herself back up.
At that moment Felix rolled in with a tray of sandwiches and some drinks for the girls and Bonnie if she had awakened. The room got silent so quick the Felix hadn't noticed Bonnie, who at the moment was flushed and had forgotten to cover her assets. Felix rolled over to the table and sat the tray down and looked at the four girls who looked like they were trying with all their might not to laugh for some odd reason.
Felix arched an eyebrow with a confused expression on his face. "What's up?" He asked. "Do I have something on my shirt?"
Felix checked his shirt and found nothing so he shrugged and turned around as the four girls let out small snorts of mirth. Felix froze as his brown eyes met a pair of dark blue ones...Bonnie Rockwaller's. It was then that he noticed she was topless, both turned beetroot and Felix was having one hell of a time trying to get his mind to focus, though he did have enough focus to hide his reaction.
"Maybe." Felix started with a squeaky voice. "Maybe it would be breast...err...best if I went back down stairs...gottagobye!" The last part was said in rapid pace as Felix practically burned rubber getting the hell out of there before he made more of an ass of himself.
As soon as Felix disappeared all the girls including Bonnie started laughing, of course had it been one of their boyfriends then it wouldn't have been so funny. Although still embarrassed Bonnie found she enjoyed laughing with Kim and the others, perhaps she could build a good friendship with them after all. Still chuckling the girls got Bonnie some of Kelly's spare clothes and left the room so she could get dressed.
Felix roared into the living room causing Josh, Doug, Ron and Scott to look at him strangely. His face was a bit pale and extremely flushed...it was almost as if he'd seen a ghost or something. Scott's only reaction to this was to take another pull off of his tea and a arched eyebrow. As always he was not a morning person...especially with his nightmares getting worse. Josh just looked a bit confused while Ron and Doug chuckled a bit at their friend.
"Hey Steel-wheels, what's got you so amped up?" Ron asked as he resumed polishing the Lotus Blade.
"I...err...uhh...B..Bonnie's awake." Felix stuttered out.
"Why has that got you so worked up?" Doug asked curiously.
Felix blanched further. "Well...err...you see...uhh...she...umm...I..." Felix stuttered.
"Spit it out buddy." Ron chuckled. "You act like you saw her naked or something."
"It wasn't my fault!" Felix burst out. "I didn't know she...she...she would be sitting there with her boobs out!"
The reactions were instant. Scott spat out his tea and choked, Doug lost his footing and hit the floor and Ron dropped the Lotus Blade on his foot, his eyes bugged out and his jaw joined the Lotus blade on the floor.
"He said boobs!" Doug burst out laughing.
Scott shook his head at Doug's antics but had to admit that Felix saying "Boobs" was rather humorous. Ron in the mean time collected his jaw and sword from the floor and looked at his friend. He didn't know weather to feel sorry for him or be envious of him. Bonnie might be a bitch and all but she was still quite attractive.
"So let me get this straight." Ron said. "You went into the room to give the girls the lunch I fixed for them and Bonnie was sitting up in be….naked?"
Felix began imitating a tomato and nodded his answer. Ron mustered up the most serious look he could get, Doug on the other hand was snorting right and left while Scott cleaned up the tea he had spat all over.
"So Felix….does she have tan lines?" Ron asked and Doug lost it.
"I can't believe you just asked that!" Scott exclaimed before finally letting out a guffaw of laughter.
"Well?" Ron prompted curiously.
Felix just remained quiet and Ron noticed he was now pale. Just what the hell was going on?
"I could show you if you want Ronnie-poo." A sultry feminine voice chimed in behind him.
The hairs on the back of Ron's neck and the ones on his tail stood straight up, his eyes widened to saucer sized and a sudden feeling of foreboding washed over him.
"I sense murder." Ron muttered with a gulp.
He turned around and behind him was Bonnie smiling sweetly, dressed in a tight crop-top and a pair of daisy dukes. Next to her with a scowl on her features and a death glare in her emerald eyes was Kim…Ron blanched.
"Oh shit!" He muttered. "Uh….hi KP…..err….whatcha doin?" He asked in a shaky innocent tone. He knew he had shoved his foot in his mouth and was in deep shit…but it never hurt to try the innocent act…did it?
"Well K….should I show him?" Bonnie asked with a purr and she placed her hands at the hem of the shirt, ready to tug it up at a moments notice.
Scott spat his tea out again and began finding things to keep him otherwise busy. Doug literately fell to the floor but popped back up expecting a show….what he got was a glare from Monique. So with a whimper he trudged over to help Scott clean up his mess. Felix just remained rooted to his spot.
Kim crossed her arms under her breasts, pushing them up a bit and huffed. She did notice however that, that little movement on her part got all of Ron's attention. That wasn't going to stop her from having a little fun though.
"Go ahead Bonnie but if he looks Captain Winky will be serving solo duty for a long time." Kim threatened.
Two loud hoots of laughter sounded off from the other Lotus Warriors at Kim's rather…articulate way of putting the situation. Ron for his part looked like a deer caught in a semi's headlights with one second to jump out of the way before getting splattered.
Bonnie just shrugged and began to jerk her top up. Ron let out a yipe, closed his eyes and shot up from his seat. Unfortunately his tail had gotten caught between his legs so instead of moving in one direction he fell in the opposite one.
The next thing Kim knew was that Ron had some how launched over the couch face first into her bosom. Bonnie laughed as Kim and Ron ended up on the floor in a very interesting position, Kim's face was a red as her hair while Ron seemed to be trying to figure just where the hell he was at.
While Kim and Ron were straightening themselves out on the floor, much to the others entertainment, Bonnie walked over to a nearly comatose Felix Renton. The outfit she had on was barrowed from Kelly and on her it left very little to the imagination.
Felix's eyes darted around nervously as Bonnie sauntered over to him. "What's wrong Felix?" She asked. "You look flustered."
"I…uhh….err….you see…..ummm…..I'msorryIsawyourboobs!" He blurted out in rapid pace before slapping his hand over his mouth, he couldn't believe he just said that.
Several roars of laughter sounded off on the other side of the room while Ron was being dragged out of the room by his tail, Kim with a grin and a glint in her eyes and Ron looking torn between fear and curiosity.
Bonnie just giggled and turned her attention back to a beetroot faced Felix. "That's alright." She purred. "Did you like what you saw?" She asked.
"Uh-huh!" Felix squeaked as she took a seat on his lap.
"Would you like to see them again?" She purred ever so softly into his ear.
A shiver shot up his spine as his eyes nearly bugged out of their sockets. Here he was, a handicap with little notice by others in the school with one of the hottest girls in school sitting on his lap while whispering delightful little ideas to him.
"You know Felix." She continued in her sultry tones. "I've always had a bit of a crush on you." She admitted while pressing herself into him.
"B…b…b..but…what about…th…the chair…and….uhh…….." Felix stuttered.
"I don't care about the chair…it's a part of you so I like it too." Bonnie said softly.
"You've always been so nice to me…even when I wasn't to you or the others. You never looked down on me because of my attitude and always saw me for who I am….not that miserable façade and lie I have been living for all these years. I always thought you were handsome…but I was afraid to talk to you…afraid of what others would think or what you would think." Bonnie confessed softly.
"What changed?" Felix asked now loosing some of his embarrassment.
Bonnie sighed. "Allot of things changed. I guess I just discovered that I couldn't let my image lead me around all my life…cause if I did I would be alone and I don't want that."
Felix now understood, she was afraid of living her life alone while hiding behind a foolish façade that was supposed to protect her image, instead the façade has ruined her image and she is now trying to get her life back on its proper coarse.
He knew she would have a ways to go but he could clearly hear the sincerity in her almost pleading voice. She needed an anchor in her life…someone to lean on when things got tough and someone to enjoy the good times with. He wasn't sure if he was the one for her but nothing ventured….nothing gained.
"Are you asking what I think you're asking?" Felix asked.
Bonnie's response was to press her lips to his in a soft, sweet and passionate kiss. Trembling slightly he put his arms around her and pulled her into him as she snaked her smaller arms around his neck. Their kiss deepened as their tongues gently caressed each other, they were oblivious to the group that was now watching them with small smiles on their faces.
Kim and Ron had come back into the room….Ron more than a bit disheveled and Kim grinning like a Cheshire cat. The group of friends looked on at the couple lost in their kiss. All of them felt that Felix deserved to finally get some happiness in his life. As for Bonnie….everyone deserves a second chance. Some people in time can and will change…be it for better or worse is up to them. For Bonnie Rockwaller that time of change was now here and she was taking her first steps towards improving her life and gaining some true friends….and regaining some old ones.
Later that day Bonnie had made her peace with all the people within the mansion. It came to a few people's surprise that Bonnie and Kim had been really good friends at one point. Once again Ron was the center of the situation as they discovered that Bonnie had a childhood crush on Ron.
She had been extremely jealous of Kim because Ron paid all of his attentions on her and Kim had refused to believe the bad things Bonnie had said about Ron to push Kim away from him. It was that, that caused the rift between them and destroyed their childhood friendship.
Both Bonnie and Kim openly admitted that they missed being friends and now they had a chance to fix what once went so wrong. Bonnie was as happy as she could ever be. She regained Kim and Ron as friends, made a few others and even found herself a great boyfriend.
Felix was happy to see everyone getting along. He was surprised that Bonnie liked him but didn't pass up the opportunity. He knew he could help keep her leveled and he had to admit, now that she was being nice…letting her true self show she was great to be around. The sparkle in her eyes as she laughed with the others was a wonderful thing to see. If she stayed the way she is now Felix knew that he would soon fall in love with her, without the façade she was his dream woman.
The guys having finished the modifications to Doug's and Scott's everyday driving cars, both young men had quite the collection of classic and/or muscle cars, they boys found themselves sitting in the living room alone talking about various topics.
It was then that all the girls walked in with mugs of steaming liquid. They automatically noticed that Bonnie was a bit more hyper than usual. In one quick movement all of the guys whipped around and glared at Doug, who for his part got a sudden panicked look across his features.
"I thought you poured out the rest of that mud water this morning!" Ron exclaimed.
"Uhh….I think I forgot." Doug said sheepishly.
At once all of the girls, even Kelly began stalking towards their respective partners. Each had a glint in their eyes and a grin on their faces. "Not AGAIN!" Was the single thought that passed through the guys minds.
"Shit!" Ron cursed. "Boys make tracks!" Ron shouted and teleported out of sight.
"Move it or loose it! It's every man for himself!" Doug yelled as he dashed out of the room at top speed.
"You don't have to tell me twice!" Scott said and vanished in a flash of fire.
Josh and Felix looked at each other and noticed that they were now very alone. Felix looked at Josh with a small smile.
"We'll remember your sacrifice Josh……sorry but I gotta jet!" Felix said and kicked in his chairs jet boosters.
Josh gulped and looked like a caged animal. "Hey GUYS WAIT FOR ME!" He cried out and took off in a dead run as fast as he could.
As soon as all the guys were out of sight and ear shot the girls broke down in gales of laughter.
"Well that's one way to clear the house out quickly." Kelly laughed.
"Yeah!" Bonnie said between laughs.
"You think we should of told them it's really tea?" Tara asked between giggles.
"Nah." Kim answered. "Let em sweat it out a bit."
The girls watched out the window as their boyfriends fell over themselves trying to find a safe hiding spot. At one point there was a mid-air collision between Ron, Felix and Doug in the form of a Pteranadon. Felix managed to stay airborne but Ron and Doug hit the ground with a thud before scrambling for cover on foot. So while the boys made fools of themselves the girls watched and giggled and planned their next practical joke.
Dinner time was growing near as all the girls, even Kim bustled around the kitchen making the evening meal. Ron and Doug walked in, each sporting a red bump on their foreheads from the earlier impact with each other. Scott dragged himself in after them drenched to the bone and lugging a huge fish over his shoulder.
"I got tomorrow's dinner." He grumbled as his eyebrow twitched.
Felix and Josh soon followed and joined the group. "I swear I'm gonna smash that damned coffee pot the next time you make that mud water of yours again." Ron growled at Doug who still looked sheepish.
"Oh no your not!" Kim stated.
"Try me." Ron retorted.
"You touch that coffee pot in any other way other than getting a drink and it's no sex for a month!" Kim threatened.
"Crap." Ron deadpanned. "Alright KP you win, I won't break it."
Kim just smiled and pecked him on the cheek while he nursed his bruised ego. "She's got you whipped." Doug said quietly with a chuckle.
"Who has whom whipped…Baby Boy?" Monique asked in a sweet tone, her face however was stern, her arms crossed and her foot tapping on the floor.
Doug raised his hands in surrender. "Hey now I was just joking….no harm meant. Cmon hon, it's been a long day and I don't wanna fight ok."
Monique relented but not after bopping Doug upside the head for good measure. Scott hade to bite his tongue so he didn't say something stupid. He made due by leaving to take a shower and get in some dry clothes for dinner.
That night everyone ate dinner and joked about the days events. Felix found himself the butt of many of the jokes but Ron, Doug and Scott didn't fare much better as they talked about some of the other humorous events that had taken place throughout their lives.
Disclaimer : We do not own Kim Possible
Authors : DragonMaster & Doug4422