Hey there Fans, CWF is back up with a new Chapter. I only own JC, Miss Big E, John Santoni, and the Titles, nothing else.
CWF (Cartoon Wrestling Federation): August week 3
Going the Distance by Cake plays as the intro to CWF, Fireworks go off on top of the Titantron.
"Welcome CWF Fans! It's old pal Bender, and sitting next to me is Mr. Lightning Bender Iroh." said Bender.
"We are in Stamford, Connecticut WWE Country where General Manager JC will have a Press Conference about Golden Opportunity, and it's Main Event being the return of The Cell." stated Iroh.
(SRMTHFG! Theme Plays)
"This match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, From Shuggazoom City: Chiro!" said Tripp Crowd Cheers.
"Tonight, All four Superstars involved in The Cell will be in action tonight." said Bender.
"Even though that will keep the four at top Physical Peak, I don't know if it will be a good thing or not." said Iroh.
(American Dragon: Jake Long Theme Plays)
"And his opponent, From New York, New York: Jake Long!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"The AmDrag lost the CWF Championship at Ultimate Showdown to Danny Phantom." said Bender.
"Jake has considered that the match was a farce since Tucker Foley made the pin." said Iroh.
The match starts with Jake trying to hit a Martial Arts Kick, but Chiro grabs Jake Right Leg, and begins to punch at it. Chiro then uses a Leg Takedown to knock Jake onto the mat. Chiro begins to hit a Ground Punches onto Jake. Chiro then continues until Jake grabs on to Chiro's Left Fist, and gets out of the hold. Chiro, and Jake tie up with Chiro winning it with a Corkscrew Neckbreaker. Chiro then hits a Rolling Thunder onto Jake for a pin.
Ref makes the count 1,2,.. Jake kicks out
Chiro then picks up Jake, and tries to hit a Thunder Punch, but Jake dodges it. Jake begins to mount an offense with a set of Chops, followed up with an Uppercut. Jake then hits a Knee Facebreaker onto Chiro taking him down. Jake then strikes a pose which the fans start booing at him. Jake then setes up to hit a Dragon DDT, but Chiro counters out of the hold Chiro then tries to hit a Thunder Punch, but Jake counters, and hits a Dragon DDT. Jake then pins Chiro.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"Here is your winner: Jake Long!" said Tripp as Jake gets his Arm raised by the Ref.
"Jake Long wins his match without cheating!" said Bender.
"Well Jake will not have to worry about cheating when he is in The Cell!" exclaimed Iroh.
(Backstage) John Santoni is standing next to CWF Tag Team Champions Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick.
"I am here with the CWF Tag Team Champions: Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick. Now, You guys will face off against Zim & Dib for the Tag Titles at Golden Opportunity. Any plans to takedown the up and comers?" asked John.
"Well Kenny, and I are ready for whatever the nerd, and the green freakshow throw at us." said Cartman.
Suddenly, 1/3 of the UCW 6-Man Tag Team Championship holders Eddy comes walks up to Cartman and Kenny.
"Listen here, I'm not your biggest fan, and I would rather never wrestle again then to be your wrestling sidekick, but I'll be cursed for the rest of my days if I see those two clowns win the Tag Team Championships! So I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. Hire me, and the Eds for 25 cents, and We'll gurantee that that those two jabronis will not be going home with the Tag Titles." stated Eddy.
"No deal shorty! We can take care of the freaks on our own, Right Kenny?" replied Cartman.
"Yeah Tiny Tot." added Kenny as he mumbled through his Hoodie.
"Fine then, Looks like I'll have to take care of it on my own then." said Eddy as he walked away.
(Commercial Break)
(Promo)
It was a match that was designed to end a Rivalry. "Homer Simpson will defend his CWF Championship against Peter Griffin inside The Cell.
A match that was built for pain. "24 feet tall, It is the Doom for all!" A battle takes it's opponents to the edge. "Homer has fallen off of The Cell, and crashed trough the Announce Table." A match where the victor gulls the spoils. "Here is your winner, and still CWF Champion: Homer Simpson! The Cell Returns at Golden Opportunity.
(Fire Nation National Anthem Plays)
"This Tag Team match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, From the Fire Nation: Zuko!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Zuko has a shot at winning the United States Championship at Golden Opportunity against Sokka." said Bender.
"Well Sokka, and Zuko have been rivals for awhile, so don't expect anyone of the two to be holding back." added Iroh.
(Punk Rock Music Plays)
"And his Partner, From The Ghost Zone: Skulker!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
"Skulker will face Spongebob at Golden Opportunity in what I call a Massacrae." said Bender.
"Don't count out Spongebob, Remember he was a former a CWF, and U.S. Champion." added Iroh.
(Spongebob Squarepants Theme Plays)
"And their Opponents, First from Bikini Bottom: Spongebob Squarepants!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Spongebob stopped Skulker from starting a fight with Kim Possible, but he may have dug himself a Six foot hole in the ground for himself." said Bender.
"Well remember, Spongebob is known as a good guy, and I know he has something up his sleeve." said Iroh.
(SHOW NO FEAR! is heard followed by Line in the Sand by Motorhead Plays)
"And his Partner, From The Southern Tribe in the South Pole: Sokka!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Sokka could be the next big thing here in CWF, but he will have to prove himself at Golden Opportunity." said Bender.
"Zuko will be a tough challenge for Sokka." stated Iroh.
The match starts with Sokka, and Skulker in the ring. Skulker hits a few punches, following it up with a Chop to the back. Skulker then picks Sokka up,
and puts him in a Torture Rack. Sokka doesn't seem to be in pain, but he is fading fast. Sokka though is able wiggle out of the hold. Sokka then tags in Spongebob, who goes in hitting Skulker with a Flying Clothesline. Spongebob then hits a Missile Drop Kick onto Zuko, knocking him out of the ring. Spongebob then turns his attention back on Skulker, but is met with a Chokeslam instead. Skulker then pins Spongebob.
Ref makes the count 1,2,... Sokka breaks up the count
Skulker picks up Spongebob, and Irish Whips him into the corner where Zuko is at. Skulker then tags in Zuko, and both hit a Double Clothesline onto Spongebob. Zuko then points to Sokka stating "This is you come Golden Opportunity!" as Zuko slaps an Anaconda Vice onto Spongebob. Spongebob seems to be fading fast, and then falls to the mat. Zuko then is about to pin Zuko, but Spongebob was actually playing Possum, and then hits a Sponge Suplex onto Zuko. Spongebob then pins Zuko.
Ref makes the count 1,2,... Zuko kicks out
Spongebob sees his window of opportunity, and is about to tag in Sokka, but Zuko pulls on Spongebob's Left Ankle. Spongebob wiggles out of his left shoe, and tags in Sokka. Zuko, and Sokka began to brawl in the middle of the Ring. Zuko then tries to hit an Anaconda Vice onto Sokka, but Sokka is able to counter out of the Hold. Sokka then tries to hit a Spinebuster, but Zuko counters reverses it to a Side Effect. Zuko then sets Sokka up for a Death Valley Driver, but Zuko counters, and tosses Zuko into the Ringpost. Sokka then sets Zuko up, and hits The Ice Breaker onto Zuko. Spongebob then attacks Skulker as Sokka pins Zuko.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"Here are your winners: Sokka, and Spongebob Squarepants!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Sokka, and Spongebob pull off an upset here tonight." said Bender.
"But can they be successful at Golden Opportunity?" asked Iroh.
(Commercial Break)
(General Manager JC's Office) JC is seen talking to Miss Big E.
"Listen Miss Big E, Kim has final say on whether she wants you as her Business Manager, but if she doesn't want you to be Business Manager, I'll give you back your job as Backstage Announcer." said JC.
"Mr. JC Thank You, but I don't think that Kim is going to fire me." replied Miss Big E.
Suddenly, Kim comes into the Office.
"Mr. JC, You better come out here quick!" exclaimed Kim.
JC comes out of the Office, and sees that Shego is knocked out Backstage.
"Did anybody see what happened here?" asked JC.
"I tried asking, but no one seems to know what happened." replied Kim.
"Listen, I don't have time for this, I have to get ready for the Press Conference. If anybody finds out about what happened, Tell me okay?" asks JC.
(CWF Ring) Sunny Bridges is in the middle of the Ring.
"Hello there Fans, It is pretty cool that I'm back in front of the CWF Cameras again. Anyway, I'm here to introduce the Superstar Search Contestants. Let's bring them out now!" announced Sunny.
The Contestants come to the ring. Ichigo, and Luffy are seen discussing something, while Mas y Menos were the first to make it into the ring.
"Before we go on with the Search, I have to tell someone that they are eliminated from the Search, and that person is... Mas y Menos." announced Sunny.
Mas y Menos respectfully shake Luffy's, Ember's, Ichigo's, and Sunny's hands, and then head up the Entrance Ramp.
"Okay now, At Golden Opportunity two of you will become CWF superstars. Tonight is your last chance to sway the fans on your side. You will each have something to say to the fans on why you should be a CWF Superstar. First up, Ember McLain since she is a lady." said Sunny.
Ember McLain is given the Mic.
"Thank You Sunny. So fans do you want an awesome Rocker, and a kick butt girl as the next CWF Superstar? Then pick me then!" exclaimed Sunny.
"Very good Ember. Next up is Monkey D. Luffy." said Sunny.
Monkey D. Luffy is given the Mic.
"Listen up my Straw Hat Fans, The Captain here wants his Crew of fans to cheer him on, and help him gain the biggest prize of all, To be the next CWF Superstar!" stated Monkey D. Luffy.
"Looks like you got alot of Crew Members out there cheering for you. Finally, It's Ichigo Kurosaki's turn." said Sunny.
Ichigo Kurosaki is given the Mic.
"Hey there fans, I wanna tell you that I have faith in you all, and I know you will pick the right Superstar." said Ichigo.
"That was good there Ichigo. Remember fans, You have the power to pick which Contestant will become CWF Superstars." said Sunny.
(Backstage) Frankie Foster is seen with Mas y Menos.
"I'm here with Mas y Menos, Who where just eliminated from the Superstar Search. Anything to say to the Fans out there?" asked Frankie.
"We want to thank the fans out there for voting for us. It stinks that We are not going to be Supersatrs, but at least we made it the Final Four." said Mas y Menos via Subtitles.
(Commercial Break)
(Xiolian Showdown Theme Plays)
"This match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring: Omi!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers/Boos.
"This is of course another match that will feature one of the four Superstars in The Cell Match." said Bender.
"Later tonight, Danny Phantom will team up with Naruto Uzumaki in the Main Event." said Iroh.
(Naked Mole Rap Plays)
"And his opponent, From Middleton: Ron Stoppable!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"At Golden Opportunity, Ron will face Bart Simpson for the Hardcore Championship." stated Bender.
"Last week though, Bart stated that Ron isn't Extreme enough to win the Hardcore Championship." said Iroh.
Right before the match begins Do the Bartman By Bart Simpson Plays as Bart walks to the Announce Table like last week.
"Pleasure to see you out here again Bart." said Bender.
"Pleasure's all mine Bender." replied Bart.
"You seem to be taking a study towards Ron here Bart." said Iroh.
"Listen, I'm making sure that Stoppable isn't going to try anything funny on me at Golden Opportunity. I still meant what I said too Last week if you're going to ask me that." said Bart.
The match begins with Ron, and Omi trading Chops. Omi then gets the upperhand by hitting a Clothesline onto Ron. Omi then puts Ron in a STF Hold. Ron tries to break out of the hold, but Omi has the Hold completely locked in. Ron then pulls his arms out enough to grab the bottom rope, and to break the Hold. Omi tries to continue his onslaught, but Ron gets the upperhand by hitting a Sidewalk Slam onto Omi. Ron then starts getting the crowd on his side by hitting three German Suplexes onto Omi ala Eddie Guerrero. Ron then heads to the Top Turnbuckle, and hits a Diving Headbutt onto Omi. Ron then pins Omi.
Ref makes the count 1,2,... Omi kicks out
Ron continues on the offensive by hitting a set of punches following it up with a Facebreaker. Ron then Irish Whips Omi into the ropes, and tries to hit a Booyah!, but Omi counters with a Tackle, and Punches onto Ron. Omi then picks Ron up, and gives him a Backbreaker. Omi then tries to apply a Camel Clutch onto Ron, but is able to counter out, and hits a DDT onto Omi. Ron then picks up Omi, and Irish Whips him into the Ropes. Omi gets himself tangled on the ropes, as Ron thinks about doing Rey's Finishing Move: The 619. Ron is about to hit the move but, Bart comes behind, and hits his Harcore Championship, and No Holds Barred Championship Belts onto the back of Ron's head. Omi then take advantage, and hits an Ice Dragon Kick. Omi then pins Ron.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"Here is your winner: Omi!" said Tripp.
"Bart costs Ron the match, but sent a meassge to the Contender." said Bender.
"I hope Bart knows what he is getting himself into." said Iroh.
(Backstage) JC is seen walking towards the Entrance Area.
"The Press Conference is up next." said Bender.
"Let's hope nothing goes wrong." replies Iroh.
(Commercial Break)
(I'm Comin by Will Smith Plays)
"Ladies, and Gentlemen, Please welcome the CWF General Manager: JC!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"This is a Press Conference discussing The Cell match at Golden Opportunity." said Bender.
"Last time we had a Press Conference, JC got Superkicked by Naruto." added Iroh.
"Thank You everyone for coming. Now the last time The Cell was ever was in 2004 when Homer Simpson battled Peter Griffin with the CWF Championship on the line. This match was designed to end the ten-month rivalry once, and for all. The Cell was construct as the same style as the WWE HIAC, but it's Height is 24 feet tall, 4 feet taller than the WWE version. The match itself was one of the most exciting matches of all time. In the end, Homer was able to retain the CWF Championship, but had to retire the Championship due to injury. Now I actually have Live via Sattelite none other than Peter Griffin." said JC as he pointed to the Titantron.
The Titantron Screen shows Peter Griffin onscreen wearing a ripped up shirt. The fans go nuts seeing the Quahog native onscreen.
"Hey Peter, What's up with the shirt?" asked JC, noticing the damage on Peter.
"Oh, That Giant Chicken came by about five minutes ago, You just missed him." said Peter.
"I'll get it on tape, Anyway do you have a memories about The Cell?" asked JC.
Peter: Only afew. One when the match began, and Homer slapped a Chokehold on me. Another when I Irish Whipped Homer, and he fell off of the Cell. The last thing I can remember about The Cell is being carted away on a Stretcher.
"Is that all you remember about that match?" asked JC.
"Yep, This match in my view is one of the most dangerous matches of all-time. I hope the four men in the match will take that advice, and keep themselves from ending up not being able to wrestle." said Peter.
"Thank You Peter. Unfortunately, Homer was unable for contact, But he did give me a Statement about The Cell. "The Cell was a match that I had to give up the Title due to The Cell. I wouldn't wish that match on my worst enemy." Well, That is all then, and see you all at Golden Opportunity." said JC.
(Locker Room) Naruto is getting ready for the match as Danny appears.
"Listen Naruto. I know that you, and I have to face off at Golden Opportunity with Omi, and Jake in The Cell. But tonight, Let Bygones be Bygones okay? Let's just go on out there, and beat whoever we face." offered Danny.
"Deal, But after that, All bets are off." said Naruto.
(Commercial Break)
The Official Card for CWF'S Golden Opportunity.
Shego vs. Kim Possible for the CWF Women's Championship.
We don't know if Shego will be 100 percent for this match.
Skulker vs. Spongebob Squarepants.
Spongebob maybe a gallant Superstar, but can he handle The Bounty Hunter?
Ron Stoppable vs. Bart Simpson for the CWF Hardcore Championship.
Ron may have some motivation going for him after what happened a little while ago.
Zim & Dib vs. Cartman & Kenny for the CWF Tag Team Championships.
What role will the Eds play in this match?
Zuko vs. Sokka for the CWF United States Championship.
This match will definetly not have Kid Gloves here.
Finally; Danny Phantom will defend his CWF Championship against Omi, Jake Long, and Naruto Uzumaki in The Cell.
This could be the end of someone's career.
AC/DC's For Those About To Rock (We Salute You) is the official theme for Golden Opportunity.
Golden Opportunity is sponsored by Jakks Pacific.
(Danny Phantom Theme Plays)
"This Tag Team match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, From Amity Park: Danny Phantom!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Danny will have to team with Naruto in this match." said Bender.
"Well added to that, Danny will have to fend off Naruto, Jake, and Omi in The Cell at Golden Opportunity." quoted Iroh.
(Naruto U.S. Season Three Theme Plays)
"And his Partner, From Konoha: Naruto Uzumaki!" said Tripp as the Crowd Cheers.
"Naruto, and Danny made a deal that they wouldn't try to attack each other during this match." said Bender.
"Well both are respectful, but it would be wise to try to get an advantage on the other." said Iroh.
(Mr. McMahon Theme Plays)
"What is WWE Chairman Vince McMahon doing here?" asked a shocked Bender.
"Well this is WWE Country we're in." stated Iroh.
"Well if it isn't the so-called Champion, and some sort of Ninja wannabe eh? I bet Jimmy Wang Yang, and The Boogeyman could wipe the floor with you two within a minute. (Crowd Boos Heavily) Anyway, JC made a deal with me that he could have his Side-Show act here in Stamford as long as I Vincent Kennedy McMahon can have a WWE Tag Team be represented here in this twobit operation. So without further ado, Here is my choice:" said Mr. Mcmahon.
(Deuce 'N Domino Theme Plays)
"And their opponents, From The other side of the Tracks: Deuce 'N Domino!" said Tripp as the Crowd Boos.
Deuce, and Domino arrive to the ring with Cherry in a Silver Caddilac.
"Deuce 'N Domino are here in CWF, and Cherry too." said Bender.
"The odds may have just shifted towards the WWE veterans." stated Iroh.
The match begins with Danny, and Deuce in the ring. Deuce hits a few punches onto Danny, following it up with an Arm Toss. Deuce then stomps on Danny while the fans are booing. Deuce then hits a Fistdrop onto Danny. Deuce tries to hit a necklock on Danny, but Danny counters out, and tags in Naruto. Naruto then goes an assault on Deuce by hitting numerous Chops as the fans yell "Wooooo". Naruto then tries to hit a Ninja Kick, but Deuce ducks, and hits a Cutter. Deuce then tags in Domino, and the two then double team Naruto by hitting a West Side Stomp onto Naruto. Domino then pins Naruto.
Ref makes the count 1,2,... Danny breaks up the cover
Domino then picks up Naruto, and like Deuce hits a few punches until following it up with a Vertical Suplex Piledriver. Domino then puts Naruto in a Camel Clutch. The earlier two-on-one move weakened Naruto, and he seems to be fading fast. Naruto begins to crawl to the ropes as Domino applies pressure on the Camel Clutch. Naruto is about nearly an inch away from touching the ropes, but Domino then lets go of the Clutch. Domino then picks Naruto up, and hits a Tornado DDT. Domino then tells Deuce to come into the ring. Cherry distracts The Ref long enough for Deuce, and Domino to hit the Crack 'em in the Mouth. Domino then pins Naruto.
Ref makes the count 1,2,... Naruto just barely kicks out
Domino tries to hit another Camel Clutch, but Naruto rolls out of the way. Naruto then tags in Danny. Danny goes on a rampage by knocking out Deuce, and Domino with repeated punches, Danny then hits a People's Punch onto Deuce sending him rolling out of the ring. Domino is able to hit a Vetical Suplex Piledriver onto Danny. Domino then tries to pin Danny, but Danny is able to reverse it into an Ankle Lock. Deuce then comes back into the ring, and breaks up the Ankel Lock. Deuce, and Domino the set Danny up for a Crack 'em in the Mouth, but Naruto saves Danny by hitting a Ninja Kick onto Deuce. Danny then hits a Specter Spike onto Domino, and then pins him.
Ref makes the count 1,2,3. (Rings Bell)
"Here are your winners: Naruto Uzumaki, and Danny Phantom!" said Tripp.
"Danny, and Naruto defeated Deuce, and Domino!" said Bender.
"Danny, and Naruto were able to co-exist in this match." stated Iroh.
Danny grabs his Title, and celebrates his victory with Naruto. Naruto then hits a Ninja Kick onto Danny, leveling the Champ.
"Naruto just knocked the Champ flat out on the mat." said a shocked Bender.
"Naruto has just sent a message to the Champ." stated Iroh.
Naruto picks up the CWF Championship, and holds it up over Danny's head as the show draws to a close.
Results
Jake Long def. Chiro
Sokka & Spongebob Squarepants def. Skulker & Zuko
Omi def. Ron Stoppable
Danny Phantom & Naruto Uzumaki def. Deuce 'N Domino
CWF Superstar Search Update: Mas Y Menos was eliminated from the Search.
Well fans, It's time for the Finale of the Search. The rankings are the same, though it will be 1 to 3 (3 High, 1 Low). The Two highest will become CWF Superstars. I'll have the Next Chapter (Golden Opportunity) up during Christmas Week. So Review, Vote, and, Merry Christmas, and Happy Kwanzaa (Don't know many people who celebrate it, but it's nice to observe other Holidays).