Author: eeevee
Genre/Rating: G
Disclaimer: It's still not mine.
Challenge: Fyyrrose wanted to torment a kitten... and Kira.
Warnings: Gin.
Word Count: 100 & 100
New Toy
"Aw, ain't it purdy?" Gin chucked the ball of fluff under the chin. It spat and squirmed, coated in the squalor of its birthplace. "Cute kitty."
Whimsically, he tucked the tiny burden in his coat sleeve and sauntered down the street. He didn't remember his new toy until the captain's meeting when it loudly interrupted (and infuriated) Mayuri.
"Ah, 'scuse me. Got some business ta take care of." Secretly, he applauded the kitten's timing.
He gave Kira a lackadaisical wave, careful not to move the kitten purring on his chest. He thought the blond might just have a panic attack.
Green-eyed Monster
Kira wasn't jealous, oh no. That would be… petty. And he wasn't petty. He wasn't going to let this get to him. He would suck it up and do his best.
Weeping inside, he stared at the scooper in his hand.
Since when was he demoted to litter box duty?
It had been a shock to see his captain playing with some furry rodent, but when Kira found it in the bed, the bath, and Gin's cloak (on or off his body), he couldn't help but be disturbed.
He was sure if it could do paperwork, he would be replaced.