Day 1
Friends Online
Sound of computer turning on "God this comp is so damn slow." Windows screen turns on click click click. Aim turns on typing click
Madswordskillz59- Sup guys
$ithlord29- Sup
MyRingBitch- Hi. Where've U been?
Madswordskillz59- I got bored, so I killed clouds gf.
MyRingBitch- lol
$ithlord29- lol
$ithlord29- wat he do
Madswordskillz59- He cut my wing off. I liked my wing. :(
$ithlord29- Yea. That wing was sweet. Wish I had one, then I would've made the jump on Mustafar and pwned that damn Obi-won. But I got a sweet robot arms and 2 robot legs and a sweet mask.
Madswordskillz59- Yea...
MyRingBitch- So wat ya'll wanna do tomorrow so Sephiroth doesn't kill anyone.
$ithlord29- idk watcha wanna do go kill people we hate?
Madswordskillz29-i got bored of that
$ithlord29- ok. ummmmm
MyRingBitch- go huntin?
Madswordskillz5- hunt wat?
MyRingBitch- my orcs
Madswordskillz- thats crual and sounds fun
$ithlord29- i dont wanna im cleaning my saber
MyRingBitch- i c
Kingomushrooms has joined chat channel Pure Evil's Only
Kingomushrooms- sup evils
$ithlord29- who da hell are u
Kingomushrooms- I'm Bowser. U know in the mushroom kingdom.
$ithlord29- lol. How are u evil?
Kingomushrooms- I kidnapped the princess
$ithlord29- and?
Kingomushrooms- that's it. Well I got a sweet castle and a lot of them turtles
Madswordskillz59- that's not evil enough, you're not evil either.
Kingomushrooms- how am I not evil
MyRingBitch- U got Pwned by 2 plumbers. That jumped on u and u got knocked out
$ithlord29- BURNEDDDD
Kingomushrooms- so u got owned by your your son
Madswordskillz59- lol
$ithlord29- stfu plumbers are worse
MyRingBitch- no really 2 guys in overalls jumping on you.
Madswordskillz59- lol
Kingomushrooms- well how are u guys evil?
Madswordskillz- killed lots of peoples
$ithlord29- I basically destroyed the Jedi race
MyRingBitch- I owned a whoopass army and have a sweet ring. So beat that.
Kingomushrooms- well fine. Besides, I'm cooler then u anyways.
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Madswordskillz59- noob
MyRingBitch- yea… So anyways, wat ya'll wanna do tomorrow?
$ithlord29- lets do something active.
MyRingBitch- like?
WindWaker has joined chat channel Pure Evil's Only.
WindWaker- hi
MyRingBitch- eh..
$ithlord29- who are u.
WindWaker- I wanted to drop by and make friends
MyRingBitch- lol
Madswordskillz59- ill be your friend
WindWaker- yay
$ithlord29- WAT, I thought I was your friend
Madswordskillz59- I am.
$ithlord29- and your not that nice
Madswordskillz59- I just wanna make a new friend
$ithlord29- I still think your not Sephiroth
Madswordskillz59- want me to come over there and cut your other arm off?
$ithlord29- no
Madswordskillz59- ok. Thought so
MyRingBitch- so wat we gonna do tomorrow?
WindWaker- wanna go golfin?
MyRingBitch- y?
WindWaker- its fun
Madswordskillz- Idk how to play golf
$ithlord29- sux for u
$ithlord29- but heck ill go
MyRingBitch- Ok. Anyone know any golf courses?
WindWaker- there's one near the Alps.
MyRingBitch- know where we live?
WindWaker- ?
MyRingBitch- IN TEXAS
$ithlord29- in the Deathstar
Madswordskillz59- in a house
WindWaker- so?
MyRingBitch- it's really far away
WindWaker- so?
MyRingBitch- how we get there?
WindWaker- I can fly
MyRingBitch- really?
WindWaker- yea
Madswordskillz59- I can teleport
$ithlord29- I can use da force, ill carry u Sauron
MyRingBitch- Ok, Thx
MyRingBitch lets all meet at the park near my mountain at 10am
WindWaker- ok
Madswordskillz- well. Im goin to sleep. Cya
Madswordskillz- has left chat channel Pure Evil's Only.
$ithlord29- yea me to bye
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MyRingBitch- wind nigga
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Redcommie has entered chat channel Pure Evil's only.
Redcommie- where's that Bowser bitch, I'm gonna kill him this time
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The characters
$ithlord29- Darth Vader -
Madswordskillz59- Sephiroth ('-' ) ( '-' ) ( '-')
MyRingBitch- Sauron Q('-'Q) O('-'Q) Q('-'Q)
WindWaker- Benjamin Franklin? (0.o)