What happens During Lunch

Or

Zim, the wannabe Invader

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim or and Nny related articles used here. They are owned by the deranged mind of Jhonen Vasquez who should really change his name to something easier to spell. However, I own everything else. Thank you.

Author's note: Thank you for R&Ring, my replies are down below:

Another Author's note: -insert them here- Yeah, there were none when I got this puppy up…I just realized how lame my title was. Yes, I realized I spelled articles wrong in chapter one.

-Start-

Dib sat down at his usual lunch table next to Gaz, and started to eat is mash potatoes when he saw Ishtar walk by. He waved his arms rapidly, fork still in his mouth.

"Swallow, moron." Gaz said, still playing her Game Slave. Dib did as he was told.

"Hey, Ishtar, where are you going? Come sit down with us!" He asked, nearly standing up on the bench. He felt a pang in his chest when she shook her head.

"Then where will you sit?" He asked, a bit let down, Gaz pulled on his trench coat and sat him back down. The blond girl nudged her head towards Zim's table, where he was battling against peas with a spoon.

"Zim!" Dib cried, "But he's-!" Gaz stuffed her spoonful of mash potatoes in his mouth.

Ishtar walked towards Zim's table; the popular girl grabbed her shoulder.

"You aren't going to sit with the freak are you?" Said the popular girl who had grabbed the short girl's shoulder.

"Of course I'm not. I'm sitting with Zim, not you." And then Ishtar pulled her shoulder away, and with her brown bag, she walked up to Zim.

"May I sit here?" She asked, tilting her head. Her big blue eyes blinked at him coyly.

"You? Sit with Zim?" He cried loudly, then shrugged his shoulders. "Sure, why not?"

Ishtar smiled brightly and plopped down besides him on the lunch bench. She opened her brown lunch bag, as Zim went back to raging war with the peas. Zim noticed out of the corner of his eye that the strange girl only had what appeared to be a bottle of some red substance, and that she was drinking it out of a black and yellowed striped straw.

"Aren't you going to eat this slime?" He asked, waving his spoon at her. He raised a non-existent eyebrow suspiciously when she shook her head.

"I'm on a diet." Ishtar replied in a matter of fact tone, amazingly keeping her straw in her mouth while she talked.

The whole time Dib was watching them ,narrowing his eyes, narrowing them and made Hmmming and Grrrr-ing noises that were driving Gaz mad.

"If it bothers you so much then go over and stop them!" She hissed, her face inches from her Game Slave.

"But they're not going anything!" He replied, whispering go for reason. He unnarrowed his eyes right when she starting drinking. "Gaz, did you see that? Is that her tongue?"

"So, you're tongue is pretty gross." Gaz replied, standing up suddenly. Dib did the same, to make a dramatic run to the table of Zim.

"You know what I think, that she must be an-" Gaz punched him in the shoulder, which one would think it wouldn't hurt that much, but Gaz punches hard. The Bell rang and the kids sluggishly made their way out of lunch, a few stepped on Dib, as he had not gotten off the floor since he was punched.

"Are you alright, Dib?" The voice of Ishtar floated over him, as he blinked the little speckled dots from his eyes.

"Yeah, I'm fine. You'd think I'd be use to it by now." Dib got off the ground and dusted himself off . Zim chuckled and pushed the poor large headed boy, and then shuffled away innocently.

"You should have stayed down Dib, it looks good on you." Zim smirked at his filthy human enemy.

"That's it Zim, we settle this today! You and me, tetherball court! You've got five minutes." Dib clicked his watch, now there is a better word for this but I can't spell it, and ran outside.

"Oh, I'll be there! I'll be there and you'll quake with fear at my being there!" Zim screamed stomping away. Ishtar stood there for a while, "I'll keep score." She said, though no one was there. She started to drink again from the bottle, her tongue fit in the hole perfectly. Nothing like a little A+ in the afternoon, she thought, and then skipped out to go keep score for them.

-End-

Here are some fun facts about…BLOOD.

Blood in a computer game means the person who shoots first.

Blood: The Last Vampire is a very good movie.

Blood+ is a very good anime based on the very good movie.

Blood could also mean family.

Blood or Bloody is considered to be vulgar talk in England.

Blood types in animals and aliens are far different from Human blood types. As we all know, Zim doesn't bleed, he oozes.

AB- is the rarest

O+ is the commonest

Ishtar's favourite is O-

7 of the populations O-

7 percent in the UK

And 9 in Australia

Venusians 'eat' only plasma, but seem to digest whole blood alright.