"SITTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Kagome yelled as she blushed furiously and defensively pulled her skirt down (not off). InuYasha had had his hands where they shouldn't be again. 'Siiiighhhh he's been like this for days now! It's really getting weird. I wish Miroku and Sango would hurry up and get back here! God, why did they have to pick NOW to go back to Miroku's master's place? Leavin me all alone with this horny loser, WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING?'
"Hurry up, InuYasha! I WILL leave without you!" Recently, InuYasha had been a bit more, ummm, well, friendly towards Kagome. 'In fact,' thought Kagome, 'its started right around the time those two left! Something's up here...I can feel it...'
"AHHHH! HENTAI! SIT!" It turns out Kagome actually felt a certain clawed hand sneaking up her leg.
" Awwwwwww! Kagome! Can't I just have a lill' feel?" Pleaded the cutesy-puppy-dog demon, using his best 'I'm adorable' eyes.
"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? MIROKU!" 'What am I going to do with you?' Kags thought to herself.
"Well it's not my fault you have to be all cute and attractive!" pouted Inu-Cutie.
Kagome, who was already blushing, now proceeded to very closely resemble a tomato, and extra-ripe one! "InuYasha! I didn't know you felt this way!"
"Feh, you really are stupid!"
"SIT"
"DAMM YOU!"
This went on for quite a while, and by the time they finally decided to set up camp, InuYasha looked pretty damn beat up. Kagome rolled out her blue sleeping bag and started changing into her jams. InuYasha, who usually politely looked away, was staring at her back quite intently. Kagome reached around to grab her hairbrush, and saw InuYasha looking first at her face, and then slowly creeping down to her chest, where he seemed quite happy to continue gawking at. It had never even occurred to Kagome to cover up (IDIOT) because Inu always looked away. Kagome, after a few minutes, finally snapped back to attention, and proceeded to call INuyasha a medley of foul names and vulgar language, and she threw a few 'pervert's' and 'hentai's' in for good measure. She also chucked a few large items at his head, a nice touch.
Oh, I almost forgot. She enjoyed this part: "SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSIT!"
Haha. Silly me. Forgetting that.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh"
" Huff huff InuYasha?...Inu...ya...sha? Ummmm, are you uhhh...okay? Inu...? OH SHIT! I KILLED HIM! INUYASHA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I LOV--I MEAN UMMMM, DONT BE DEAD!"
Kagome rushed to his side, afraid that in her rage, she really did kill him, or at least knock him unconsis." Inu?"
"Ka...ka...ka..k...Kagom...e?"
" Oh, thank Kami! Yes InuYasha?"
"uhhhhhhhhhh"
rub rub
SLAP! HENTAI!
Hours later, InuYasha was finally able to stand up. "Kagome, I uhhhh, I have something I need to tell you..."
"Hmmmm?"
"I uhhh, I ummmmm, I want your BODY!"
"WHAT? ARE YOU FOR KIDDING ME? INUYASHA! I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME! WHAT ABOUT KIKYO? AND YOU ALWAYS SAYING THAT I SUCK AND STUFF? HUHH? AND WAT ABOU----"
Inuyasha jammed his lips on top of Kagome's, and savored the delicous flavor. "shut up, ya dork, so I can kiss ya..." He said in a muffled voice.
"Inuyash...mmmmmmmmmm..."
OKIES! WATTA YALL THINK? I really need to see InuYasha proclaim his feelings for Kagome, but I needed some comedy too, and I didn't wanna wait like, 8 weeks just to wait for the next chappie of a story and then still Inu didn't do anything, so when I couldn't find a story up to my high standards, I decided to make my own! Now I know its pretty badly just thrown together, but hey. I'm doing the best I can here, and I just wanted to get the story out. Please comment and tell me if you like it! And if I should continue!