It's time to rewrite chapter one! I'm rewriting chapters 1-4! Of course here is the Disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic and .co. Nor do I own anything that may be made a fanfiction about.
I saw that the first chapter's hits towered over the rest of the chapters. So, I thought, why not rewrite the chapter so people won't stop reading after the first few. I thought it was the best plan ever. Then I realized that taking over the world then forcing you to read it was better. Oh well, I'll try that later.
Oh sure I could have called it Shadow's House: XTHREME! Or Shadow's House: Uncut! Or maybe even Shadow's House: TO THE MAX! But no, I'm going with good old, easy, boring, names.
This rewritten chapter includes:
More background…
What happened with the other house (Amy's and Cream's houses)
Ok time to start!
Chapter One (Rewritten)
Craptastic beginnings.
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Deep within Eggman's Secret Base (If you could call it secret. Pretty much everyone knew about it.) Eggman was standing in the cold and well, steely booth over the testing room. He stood there proudly watching over his robots, seemly waiting for something.
Metal Sonic then came in the room, Eyes widened at the sight. "So…what going on Eggman?"
"Oh nothing, just waiting for the test to start." Replied Eggman.
"You do know you start the test right?"
"Oh…TIME TO YA SLAKERS!"
"Man, Eggman is fucked up." Muttered one of the robots under his…her's…He/she's breath…err…crap…
Anyway the battle started. Robotic Sonic team vs. the two terrible turrets. The fight of the century! Robot Sonic makes a jump for one of the turrets! But he just bounces off! Robot Knuckles tries to punch one of them but robot hands block his punches. Robot Tails shoots at them but no effect! The turrets shoot them down! And the Robot Sonic team explodes in huge rewarding explosion!
"Wow! Those tanks are great! They kick almost as much ass as me!" said Metal Sonic impressed by their fighting skill.
"What are you talking about? The plan was to have weaker robots explode like stronger robots! See! My best plan ever! Muhahahahaha!" said Eggman proudly.
"What's wrong with you? We have to make more of those to defeat Sonic!"
"Oh…I can't wait to gloat when your plan fails!"
Meanwhile…
Sonic, Shadow, Tails, and Knuckles were getting ice cream. But it was taking a while…
"I can't wait any longer! I need ice cream now!" complain Knuckles.
Shadow turned to Knuckles. "Do you have any patience whatsoever?
"Not a bit!" responded Knuckles cheerfully.
"Even Tails has more patience than you!"
"Your point is?"
Shadow just rolled his eyes and walked a little up the slightly moving line.
Then just then Tails exploded. "I WANT ICE CREAM NOW! GIVE IT!" Tails then ran up the line while stepping on everyone's heads and then tackled the stall owner.
"GET THIS CRAZY FOX OFF ME!" yelled the stall owner.
"Looks like this is a job for…" started Sonic.
"Superman?" asked Shadow suddenly wearing a Superman T-shirt, hat, cape, and those little flag things.
"Well…Maybe…But it can also be for the…SONIC TEAM!"
"I'll handle this!" Shadow took out his gun and aimed it at Amy who was walking down the street.
"No Shadow! We can do that later!"
"Oh yeah." Shadow then shot the stall owner in the head.
"Shadow…"
"Yes?"
"That wasn't our goal…"
"You never said what exactly the goal was. The goal was to stop Tails from attacking the stall owner and that's what I did."
"Well, I guess your right. Tails is calm now, AND WE GET FREE ICE CREAM!"
Everyone shouted "YAY!" and dug into the ice cream. Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm! Toasty!
Back at Eggman's place…
Eggman was talking on his phone.
"Yes, 48 big Macs, 82 large fries, 22 happy meals. Oh, and 200 tons of steel. Yes, I would like a super duper extra large five million ounce coke."
DARKSNICKERS and DOLLAR BILLY floated into the room (On flying roofs, mind you!). DARKSNICKERS spoke.
"When the army of us is is going to be finished?" moaned DARKSNICKERS in a whiney voice.
Eggman evilly got up. "When the steel comes, why don't you two go outside to play or whatever turrets do?"
DOLLAR BILLY went up and down rapidly. "Did you hear that big brother? We can go and play. I've never been so happy!"
"Okay…" said Eggman as he sweatdroped and turned back to his work.
Later that day…
"Brother, what shall thy do now?" asked DOLLAR BILLY.
"Well, let's pay…" started DARKSNICKERS as he took out a list. "Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Cream a visit. Muhahahahahaha!" suggested DARKSNICKERS as he laughed evilly.
Later that day at Angel Island…
Knuckles was singing on his little island…Oh god! Look away!
"W00t! W00ty w00t w00t! W000000000t! W00t w00t w00t w00t! W00TNESS! I w00t you baby! I love you w00t baby! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! W00t!" Knuckles…umm…sang…
"Man, this guy is fucked up…" stated DOLLAR BILLY.
"Yes, that is true." Agreed DARKSNICKERS. "But you, little brother, should not be cussing! Do that one more time and I'll tell Eggman!"
"NO! PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" wailed DOLLAR BILLY.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!' boomed DARKSNICKERS.
"Huh? Ok." Agreed DOLLAR BILLY.
Anyway, they, using the best of stealth, floated a half mile in plain sight while breathing heavily over to the Master Emerald. And tipped it over with their no existant arms. Instantly, the island started to fall. Knuckles, being the genius he was, realized it was falling five minutes later. And screamed his brains out about them worse thing about the moment.
"OH. MY. GOD." realized Knuckles. "WE RAN OUT OF ICE CREAM!"
DARKSNICKERS, disgusted at that display of idiotism coming from the misguided echidna, loaded his gun and aimed for the echidna. DOLLAR BILLY blocked his bullet path and convinced him to save ammo for Sonic. They rode the waves the fallen island made and went on their way.
Amy's apartment…
DARKSNICKERS and DOLLAR BILLY carefully crept over to the window of Amy's apartment. She was blissfully unaware of the duo of turrets moving in on her apartment…Moving in for the kill…
"Wow, she's hot!" stared DARKSNICKERS drooling over his little brother.
"Dude, she's pink…" pointed out DOLLAR BILLY.
"So? She's H.O.T.! On fire! Whooo!" stated DARKSNICKERS, making a fountain below him of robot drool.
"It must be a grown-up thing…" muttered DOLLAR BILLY.
"Oh shut up! I'm only five minutes older!" pointed out DARKSNICKERS.
"Whatever. Grandpa…" thought DOLLAR BILLY.
Anyway, they burnt down her apartment easily. Due to the fact that Amy knocked herself out with her hammer by mistake.
Cream's house…
Once again, our anti-heroes had used their odd ninja-turret skills to get in Cream's attic (Please, don't ask how. It's for your own good.). They, after 1 hour of thinking, finally moved the plank to see Cream and her Mom's location.
"Wow!" stared the awestruck DOLLAR BILLY. "Cream is hot!"
"She's six…Also, Metal Sonic said he'll kill us if we even THINK about going out with Cream." pointed out DARKSNICKERS.
"Oh yeah…Well, her mother is hot!" stated DOLLAR BILLY.
"Ok, now your just scaring me…" said DARKSNICKERS as he back away from his little brother.
"I wasn't thinking…" explained DOLLAR BILLY.
"Yeah, sure you weren't…"
You know what's next! Burned down house! So on, so forth.
Tails workshop…
At Tail's house Tails was looking at his favorite walker/airplane…His only walker/airplane. But then…
"What a stupid piece of scrap metal." commented DARKSNICKERS the first turret.
"Yes older brother. It will be easy to beat." agreed DOLLAR BILLY the younger sibling.
"We will just have to use stealth…"
They went in yelling "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU YA MUTHA FUCKA!" Then Tails turned around and blasted the roof of DOLLAR BILLY. Of the course the smart little tyke flipped over and started firing away and defeated Tails and blown up his house. How cute!
"GO ON WITHOUT ME BROTHER! THE FALL TURNED ON MY CAPS LOCK." Said DOLLAR BILLY
"Dude…Just use the ground as a roof…and caps lock isn't really bad. SEE I'M DOING IT! " Said DARKSNICKERS trying to make his little brother happy.
"YAY! THANK YOU BIG BRO! "
"YEAH! LET'S CONTINUE KILLING PEOPLE AND BLOW UP EVERYONE'S HOMES! "
"YAYNESS! "
ANYWAY…err anyway they continued blowing stuff up in till Knuckles, Tails, Amy, and Cream were left without homes.
Sonic's house…
"Ah yes, they should come to try to live in my house anytime now. Good thing I'm prepared…" said Sonic as he put earmuffs on, and laughed evilly. Of course doing this, he had not noticed the fact that our turret friends have destroyed his house already.
"Ok DOLLAR BILLY." started DARKSNICKERS. "Give me some more ammo."
"Well…It's a funny story…"
Flashback…
"Charmy has happily hovering down the road. He was happy because he was going to asked Cream on a date. Of course, untold to him, he had rivals.
"La la la la la la la! I'm going to ask Cream on a daaaaaaaattttttteeeeeeee!" sang Charmy, not knowing some one was watching him. He went along the road in till Tails popped out of nowhere.
"You're not going anywhere…" said Tails evilly.
"You're not the only one here that's wants a date…" pointed out Metal Sonic as he landed on the ground.
"Ditto." Also said DOLLAR BILLY as he hovered into the scene.
"Well, I didn't come without back up!" Charmy instantly summoned the rest of the Chaotic team to his aid.
Tails jumped into the tornado.
"Well…Umm…You…can't…touch…me…heh…" stated BOLLAR BILLY.
Everyone stared at Metal Sonic waiting for what he was going to do. He just laughed evilly as the sky turned black as Metal Sonic floated into the air. He waited about five minutes in till Cream in front of a refrigerator crashed right into him, causing him to fall…
"Oh crap…' said Metal Sonic as he looked at all the glares given to him by everyone else for hurting Cream.
End Flashback…
"We got our revenge for him hurting Cream and Cream lived. But I used up all of the ammo." ended DOLLAR BILLY.
"Oh well, we'll just come back later." muttered DARKSNICKERS as he flew of sadly. "We'll be back…or something…"
Sonic had just noticed that they had destroyed his house. Everyone else had just been coming over to Sonic's house looking for a place to live.
"Sorry guys, I don't have a place to live too…" said Sonic grimly.
"I guess we'll just have to go to Shadow's House…" said Tails pointing to the cave.
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See? All nice and new.
"If you ask me." started Shadow. "It sucked just as much."
No one asked you! R & R!