I think this chapter is a bit boring. But that's my opinion.
DramaQueen20000: I'm glad you liked it.
Mew3692002 (Damn that's a big number): DARKSNICKERS and DOLLER BILLY are the turrets. They are blowing up the house because they are Eggman's robots. They spared the others because Eggman only wanted them to kill Sonic. I thought it was easy but now I see I could have made it clearer.
Anyway, START THE CHAPTER!
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Broken arms
"WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN! IF ONLY I HAS THERE!" wallowed Sonic.
"NOOOOO-Wait…you were there! I guess it is your fault!" pointed out Knuckles.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POOR TAILS! WHY? WWWWHHHHYYYYY!"
"IT'S BECAUSE OF YYYYOOOOUUU!"
"SHUT UP AND LET'S GO TO THE FLASHBACK!"
"YES! LET'S GO TO THE FLASHBACK! FOR TAILS!"
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Everyone was getting ready to go into the cave. Sonic was taking his anti-amy weapons. Knuckles was taking his rap music. Tails was taking the stuff he should be taking. Amy was taking her anti-anti-amy weapons. Cream was taking the guns, rockets, cannons, hi cannons, m cannons, elemtraps, wind racks, spreaders, spreader 2s, spreader 3s, life auras, bug swords, big hooks, basses, bassanlys, and the list goes on and on…
"Ok guys! Let's go and hope we live!" said the lively Tails.
And they went…and went…
They were just walking on in the cave talking about dreams...
Knuckles was talking about his dream. Tails and cream looked scared.
"And then I put my clothes back on-"
"You never had clothes Knuckles!" protested Sonic.
Cream walked up to Sonic. "Mister Sonic I'm scared by Knuckles dream…I never knew it worked like that."
Sonic turned around and sat down. "Let's take a break. I'm going to tell my dream."
Everyone sat down in front of Sonic. "Yay story time! Thanks Mister Sonic!"
"So this story is so great that we have to sit down for it?" asked Knuckles.
Sonic just shook his head and chuckled. "You need to do this for all of my stories. Because they are so great!"
Knuckles just laughed. "Yeah. Even the one about the time you got in the fight with the gumball."
"Hey! Don't bash the gumballs! They are small but they are some hell of fighters!"
"You tripped on them!"
"Oh well just shut up! I'm going to start the story!"
An hour later…
"So then…" said Sonic, finishing his dream story. "Amy died, Dr. Eggman got thin, and I was a hero!"
Everyone was sleeping. Knuckles just got up. "THAT STORY SUCKED! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! AAAAANNNNNDDDD YYYYYOOOOOUUUUU SSSSUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!"
"AH! THE ANSWER IS THE NILE RIVER! DON'T TAKE ME TO SUMMER SCHOOL PLEASE!" yelled the freshly waken up Amy.
Tails woke up too. "OH GOD IT'S SUMMER! PLEASE LET ME GO TO SUMMER SCHOOL! I LOVE SCHOOL!" everyone just stared at Tails.
"You guys are a few weeks late. (For me at least.)" Said Sonic as he continued the search for…DUN DUN DUUUN! Shadow's house!
Everyone got up and continued. Then out of nowhere Tails said something.
"Cream, what's your dreams like?"
"I don't have dreams…" answered Cream grimly.
Sonic and Knuckles ran for cover. They both started yelled out. "THIS IS THE KIND OF STORY YOU MAKE AFTER WATCHING LATE NIGHT ANIMES! SAVE US!"
Tails laughed. "No way that's going to happen!"
Then a crappy anime theme song still in Japanese played therefore making everyone ears bleed. It had what only people in Japan could think of. (Besides anime fans.) Tails flying high in the sky. The sun on him… Then he falls to his doom. Ya know stuff like that. Then it stopped…
Sonic came out from under a rock. "WE LIVE!"
Knuckles took out his shotgun. "Don't let your guard down…More will come."
Tails sweatdroped. "Are you sure a shotgun is really needed?"
"Tails! What is that water coming from your face? Are you crying?" asked the scared of anime Sonic.
Knuckles drew his shotgun and looked around the cave like crazy. "The walls are closing in!"
Then all of the walls, floors, and ceilings started to turn into bricks and went up and down reeeaaaallllyyy fffaaaassssttttt. One brick tripped Sonic and owned Sonic by repeatedly beating him. Anyway the cave was slowly caving in. (Heh get it? Caving in? Ah forget it.)
"OH SHIT THOSE THINGS IS HITTING MY BALLS EVERY FIVE SECONDS!" yelled Sonic.
Then Shadow ran across the hall and went to the weird thingy on the other end of the hall.
"Let's lookie here…Here lies the god of destruction…LET'S OPEN IT!" and with that he opened it up.
The thingy opened slightly and a voice rang out. "Are you sure you want to open this?"
"Yes I think I would."
He took out his DS. "Are you sure? I'll give you my mew." He said in a tempting voice.
"No way you stupid hacker!" then Shadow thrown the thingy open.
Bass floated over the thingy. "WHO DARES WAKE ME FROM MY SLUMBER!"
"Umm you were awake before I opened it."
"SAME DIFFERENCE!" said Bass as he ripped off Shadow's arm. And thrown it at Tails.
Shadow knelled down on the floor in pain. "Oh shit. Oh shit."
"Goodbye Shadow." Then Bass blasted him to dust.
Tails now was just hit with his arm. "THAT'S FUCKING GROSS! (Yes I stole that line.)" Then the bricks fell on Tails's arm. But on the bright side they stopped moving.
"That poor fox has his arm under the bricks! I'll help you!" Bass ran err floated over to Tails and cut off his arm.
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" yelled Tails.
"Err I think I should go now." Then Bass disappeared in a flash of light.
Cream ran over to Tails. "Don't worry! I brought some metal arms with me!"
"Thanks a lot."
"Come on idiots. We must make it to Shadow's house before some random creature takes it over." Said Knuckles as he walked over the mount of rock and went on. "We are close."
END FLAH BACK!
"Wait...TAILS LIVED!" yelled Sonic.
Knuckles laughed. "Yeah I was just messing with you!"
I'M AN END O CHAPTER!
Me: Next chapter they get to Shadow's house!
Shadow: I DIED? I GUESS MY BIG PART WILL BE MY ARM LAYING AROUND HUH!
Me:Stay calm.
Shadow: THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY! MY FUCKING ARM WAS RIPPED OFF!
Me: Oh well that happens. REVIEW!