'I know how to get his attention...'

"OH MY! LOOK AT THAT! IS THAT A HOT SPRING! HMMMMM! I WOULD SURE LOVE A DIP!" Sango looked hopefully over at Miroku (HA! HER TRUE INTENTIONS REVEALED!) Who did not even look up from that oh so interesting speck of dust?

'Wtf! Am I not attractive to him anymore? Oh shit! All this playing hard to get has just made him hard to get!'

"Miroku, could you please tell me what's wrong? You don't seem yourself, I'm concerned."

"Oh, its nothing, I don't want to worry you over nothing."

"Worry me! Why would I be worried? What's going on? OMG! DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PREGNANT? Oh, wait, ... That's a bit improbable...heh heh..."

"Sango, it's nothing, really!"

"Pshhh! Yeah Right! You had better tell me what's going on right now! Or...ummmm...or I'll...uhhhh...LET YOU TOUCH ME! Oh wait! No, that would be something you want to do...(Sango's not good with threats)

"Sango, please. I would tell you if it was something you needed to know. Frankly, I think you might be a little grossed out."

"PLEASE Miroku! I'm a demon slayer for turkey's sake! (wtf?) I can handle gross stuff!"

'sigh' "All right, if you think you can handle it" Miroku leaned over to Sango's ear and whispered something.

"Oh...OMFG! NO WAY! HOLY SHIT! WE GOTTA SAVE HER!"

"Frankly Sango, I don't think she wants to be saved" a familiar perverted grin spread over Miroku's face. "Wow! It sure feels good to tell someone else!"

"HUFF...HUFF..HUFF...HUFFF...Wait a sec, letch, how do you know this for sure?"

"PLEASE Sango! I'm a guy for chicken's sake! (WTF!) I think I can tell when a boy is...ahem 'coming of age'"

"OH EWW! DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT! EWEWEWEWEWEQWEWWWWWWWW!"

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Back to our horny 'lill friends

"INUYASHA! Don't you DARE rip my school shirt!"

"Well maybe if you wore a kimono that opened from the front like everyone else, THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM!"

"WELL EXCUSE ME!"

"YOU'RE NOT EXCUSED!"

This struggling and fighting and wait, this is true love? Oh gee, I can hardly wait.. ANYHOOLDES! It went on for a while, as you could predict (god I am so unoriginal, how many times have a used 'went on for a while' so far!)

Well, Sango and Miroku, having rushed over to help poor Kagome, were getting close.

"mmmmpphhhh...inu..yash...a...Hmmm? What was that noise?" Kagome lifted her face from Inuyasha's and looked around.

"In a muffled voice oh Kags...it's nothing! Probably just a chipmunk or something" said Inuyasha, who now had his face buried in Kagome's breasts.

"Inuyasha, I think we should stop! What if it's Sango and Miroku? How will we explain ourselves!

"Kagome! Chill out! They won't be back for a while! Besides, I would smell them..."

"NO YOU WOULDN'T! YOU CAN'T SMELL ANYTHING WITH YOUR FACE JAMMED IN MY CHEST!" Kagome shouted, getting frantic. The noises were getting closer. "Inuyasha! You let me go right now!" Kagome tried to pull away from the oh-so-hot-hanyou, but I mean, COME ON! HE'S A FRIKIN HALF-DEMON! SHE'S A PUNY HUMAN! YOU DO THE MATH! THAT KID WAS HOLDING ON TO HER FOR DEAR LIFE!

"NOOOOO KAGOME! I DON'T WANNA STOP!"

"Hey! What was that! Did you hear that, Miroku?"

"Sure did, we'd better hurry!" The two tore through the dense forest, hoping to save poor, helpless Kags! (PSHHH! YEAH RITE!)

Sango and Miroku stopped short when they got to the clearing where Inuyasha and Kagome had set up camp. "OMFG! KAGOME!"

Kagome and Inuyasha were on the ground, and Kagome was trying to crawl away from Inu, digging her fingers into the soft ground, topless, and trying to escape from her lover's arm, witch where wrapped tightly around her.

"OH SHIT! MIROKU! SANGO! THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOKS LIKE!" (Yeah it is!)

"I KNOW, KAGOME! THAT DEMON THREW HIMSLEF ON YOU, DIDN'T HE!" Shouted Sango

"INUYASHA! YOU KNOW THAT'S MY JOB, NOT YOUR'S!" Yelled a furious Miroku

"No guys! He didn't attack me..."

"SHUT UP, KAGGAROONI! HE'S PROBABLY PUT YOU UNDER SOME KIND OF DEMON HIPNOSIS!"

"WTF IS THAT? I DONT HAVE PSYCIC POWERS!"

"DONT LIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!"

Miroku and Sango pounded the living shit out of poor Inuyasha, whose facial expressions were quite hilarious!

'Oh crap, what did I do?...'

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

WHOOO! I actually updated! I'm sorry to everyone who has been waiting! You can thank kagome10678 for yelling at me and making me get off my big lazy ass and write another chapter.

BTW! I have my own Inuyasha Fan Site! Sweet! I'd really like it if everybody checked it out! www.dog-earedhanyou.tk REMEMBER! .TK! NOT .COM!

It has a fanfic on it and episodes and clips and fan art! You can submit fanfic and art too! Also, if you want, you can be on the staff! wheee! fun fun fun! I hope some of you want to be on the staff! E-mail me or PM me here! My e-mail's on the site!